What are the three and a half funny sentences for Women’s Day?

Three and a half funny sentences for Women’s Day are as follows:

1. After the blessings are over, the audience is watching, the sisters are all smiling, and the elite women are standing in the audience, let’s give a thumbs up.

2. The four of us are standing on the stage. Sisters, listen to me. It is never too late to express my blessings on March 8th.

3. I wish the girls good health, free from viruses and colds, and not to be afraid when meeting Tyson. Let’s challenge him one-on-one!

4. The mother of the child has a heavy task and has to do everything. Today, I will sing praises.

5. I wish girls to make more money. If you make dollars and euros, it doesn’t matter if you make too much, give it to me!

6. I wish sisters a happy family, respect the old and love the young from generation to generation, unite and write a new chapter of friendship, and praise them.

7. I wish sisters not to be afraid of difficulties, to work hard and smoothly, to be proactive, not to be lazy, and to look forward.

8. Comrade women hold half of the sky and are top-notch at work. What do men do today? Overtime night shift.