Are there any funny Cantonese articles?

1. Procrastinate and eat solid food, twist and turn into a straight shape

2. Don’t waste too much food, you will be willing to make a fool of yourself

3 . The idiots sit and bury one, and the fools bury a pile around them

4. Today I have a chance to make a bet, and I will squander it if I can.

5. You treat him like a pearl. Baby, he treats you like salty fish and water grass

6. You are sweet to him, but he treats you like a fool. 7

7. You are infatuated with him, and he treats you as infatuated. Dove line

8. If you are not a dragon, you cannot cross the river; if you are not a pork chop, you will not wear makeup

9. I have a job, and that job is called Yin Gong

10. Brothers are like brothers, and wives are as happy as each other

11. If you die, I will help you get married.

12. The dividing line in the middle, the fastest promotion

13. Flirting and fighting are just like drinking tea, and you will beat people until they jump into chacha

14. Recruit people to accumulate arrogance and arrogance, and you will be spared until their hearts are chilled

15. Marriage is the tomb of love, but love without marriage will die without a burial place

16. Nothing is difficult in the world, as long as it is hard to do it

17. People It's not easy to die, but it's easy to die with a good guy

18. Men don't go out unless they have no money; men don't have salt and wet, and their dicks are full of grains

19. While you despise me, why don’t I want to slap you to death

20. If there are too many mistresses, the wife will not be stable;

When the wife has doubled, the mistress is not up to expectations

21. Nine out of ten men will go away, and the tenth one will be thinking about whether to go out or not

22. Don’t go whoring (get out) ) I don’t know if my health is good, I don’t know if my fortune is good if I don’t gamble

23. I can’t make you happy, but I can definitely make you comfortable

24. Order a pot and a cover, so you can be free Win a friendly match

25. Buy early and enjoy early, buy late and get more discounts

26. Money is not the problem, the problem is lack of money

27. Ten mosquitoes three Yes, drink until you become an idiot

28. Leave one leg (for now) in your family, so you can pump water in the future

29. Don’t use your pig’s head to challenge my bricks

30. Even if you can’t fall in love in the future, why not go camping with him

31. Whether a couple is good or bad depends on communication and care

32. You can stab your brother in both directions. , as a daughter, you can stab your brother in two ways

33. The D girl is a good guy, the guy is super evil

34. I am not a casual person, I am not a casual person

35. If the two fingers are longer than the male, they will turn red if you don’t hold them

36. If you are ready to go out, spit on the left side

37. Life is precious, as long as you have daily necessities The price is higher

38. A beautiful woman is seductive from the beginning;

A beautiful woman has no lines at the end of her eyes;

A beautiful woman is so ecstatic

39. Shit can be tolerated, but urine cannot be tolerated

40. If there is a late night snack, there will be a sleepover

41. Drink early, drink early, go back early to eat

42. If you win, you win a candy, if you lose, you lose the factory

43. Posting the essence, more popular than Andy Lau

44. Riding a white horse is not necessarily the same It's a prince, maybe Tang Monk;

The one with wings may not be an angel, it may be a birdman

45. You are the younger brother of the polyps - the polyovary fish

46. The departure of the stool is the pursuit of the toilet, and it must be the lack of retention of the anus

47. You can stab a brother with two swords, and a girl can stab a brother with two swords

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48. Those girls are good at ghosts, but Tiaozi is super evil

49. I don’t care about having sex, I only care about not seeing a gynecologist

50. One visit a day Shit, there’s nothing to show for it