Play an interesting joke.

1.86-year-old man proudly said to the doctor during the physical examination in 30 1 General Hospital: I got my 32-year-old wife pregnant. Do you think I am healthy? The doctor told him a story: once upon a time, there was a hunter who never missed, but once he went out, he mistook his umbrella for a shotgun. When the bear jumped on him, he took out his umbrella and the bear fell down. The old man chimed in: it's impossible. Someone must have shot him. The doctor said: You are right!

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2. When I went shopping in the mall, I accidentally dropped my mobile phone and dropped some coins. Someone next to him said: Lying in the trough? This mobile phone was smashed and the phone bill fell out?

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Today, my boss talked to me and said, You have a strong personal working ability, so I'll change your department. I asked: has the salary increased? Boss: No. I replied: I'm not carving cards, nor am I clarifying the facts. I can't increase the quantity without raising the price.

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After spending more than a year with my girlfriend, I finally understood two sentences. I can calm my girlfriend down by picking a word at random. The first sentence: You are right. The second sentence: buy.

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My home is in a small county, and the bus can be on call. I go home by bus at night. There are few people on the bus, just like the drivers in Doby. When he got on the bus, he said, alas! It is really crowded today. The driver said, yes, please stand for a while, and they will get off at the next stop. I almost peed my pants, okay?

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