Classic jokes hurt the stomach.

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I must take good care of my school textbooks, cherish every exercise book I write and use it as toilet paper when I graduate! The following is a picture of a classic joke prepared by Joke. com。 Let's laugh together!

Pictures of classic jokes that hurt the stomach (1) 1. In English class, students are not quiet and teachers are unhappy. Can you be like a person?

Roommate is poor? Am I a god? ,

Then a voice came from the corner? I'm a priest? ,

Suddenly, everyone is not calm. . .

When I have nothing to do during recess, I will discuss with the girls at the same table about getting married in the future.

Out of kindness, I reminded her that in the future, when you get married, the bridesmaid must find someone uglier than herself, or she will steal the limelight! ?

I saw my deskmate nodded and looked around the classroom seriously and said, I can call you, so who are you looking for?

3. The high school math teacher told us:? When you don't know what to choose in the multiple-choice exam, choose C?

The following students are waiting for him to explain with mathematical theory. The math teacher said: Because the letter C ranks third, three times two equals six, and six is Dashun; Multiplied by three equals nine, always. Such a good option is here, who should I choose to replace it?

The results of college entrance examination should come out. Today, as an elder, I will tell you some truth about being a man. Students who do well in the exam must remember to invite students who do badly in the exam to have a meal. By the time you move bricks after graduation, people may have become foremen.

Laugh at your belly (2) 1. Someone can always beat you by smiling at you, such as the head teacher outside the window.

2. I really don't like it when some people say it on vacation? What should I do to kill the head teacher with winter vacation homework's summer homework? As if he could move it!

Don't always play with your mobile phone in class, it will be confiscated by the teacher. After all, he can't afford it.

As soon as the female student on duty mopped the classroom floor, she was trampled by the boy who came back from kicking the ball.

After seeing this, the class teacher said angrily, You boys are ruined as soon as the girls take off! ?

There are six brothers in our dormitory. Some time ago, in order to improve our English, we unanimously decided to communicate in English. Whoever speaks Chinese will be fined 5 yuan. . .

In this way, a week passed and my English didn't improve much, but I learned two other languages, sign language and sign language. . .

6. A classmate secretly changed the address book name to 10086 with his deskmate's mobile phone, and then sent a message? Your phone has expired, please pay the TM fee quickly?

This 2B actually replied seriously? Who are you? You can't swear if you owe money. If you swear again, I'll report you. ?

Classic joke: laugh at your belly (3) 1, I tell myself every exam that I will start the learning hegemony mode, but there is always a voice saying that your configuration is too low and the software can't run normally!

2. I heard that there is a kind of existence between Xueba and Xueba called Su Xue, which looks like Xueba on the surface, but actually feels like scum!

The teacher said that a wrong question is a kind of wealth. I read my paper and found that I am a local tyrant.

4, the exam is like getting sick: depression before the exam, amnesia during the exam, and the condition began to improve after the exam. I had a heart attack when I got my paper back ~

When the exam collapsed, I saw a question, vaguely remembering what the teacher said, but clearly remembering that I didn't listen.

I asked my schoolmaster roommate how to become a learning genius. He patted me on the shoulder and said, there is no genius. I just use your sleeping time to study. ?

After listening to it, I suddenly realized: no wonder I always felt that I didn't have enough sleep time. It turned out that this bitch secretly took it to study!

7、? Defendant, why did you hit the plaintiff? Please state your reasons. ?

? After he finished the exam, he told me that he felt terrible and that he had made many mistakes. It was over. I comforted him for an hour. As a result, the exam results came out. He was the second in the class, but I failed. ?

? All right, don't try. The defendant is not guilty. ?

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