What music is in abc's life joke tonight?

A beautiful woman went to the meat market to buy a kilo of pork. Because there was not enough pork, the boss cut a small piece from the pig's face to make it up.

When the beauty saw this, she refused and said loudly, "I'm shameless!"

2. I have known you for a long time.

A young man proposed to a girl, and the girl said, "However, we have only known each other for three days. Do you know me?"

The young man quickly said, "Yes, yes, I have known you for a long time."

"Really?"

"Yes, I have worked in a bank for three years. I know exactly how much money your father has."

3. buffalo

Mrs. John bought beef and went home. She found that the beef was watered. The next day, she found a beef merchant to argue with.

The businessman said frankly, "I sold buffalo originally!"

4. Martial arts fan

Xiao Xia is a martial arts fan.

once, when the teacher was explaining the article My Hand, he saw Xia peeking at the martial arts novel again and asked him what the title of the article was. Little Xia shook his head. When the teacher prompted him, he stretched out a hand and asked, "What is this?" Little Xia replied, "Iron sand palm!" The teacher shook his hand in anger, and Xia said, "Shaolin Boxing!" The teacher held his hand half-stretched and half-held helplessly, and Xiao Xia answered faster: "God eagle claw!" " The teacher was so angry that he shook his chalk head. "Ah! It turns out that the teacher can also shoot darts! "