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Embarrassment of qualifications

? As a country of etiquette, China has the habit of seniority, regardless of age. As long as you are senior enough, you have to be addressed by seniority.

? My family is highly qualified in the village. My mother became a grandmother as soon as she married my family. She walked from the eastern end of the village to the western end of the village, and gained many grandchildren in their sixties and seventies along the way, which made my newly married wife's mother blush and have a thick neck. I used to laugh at my mother when my father told me, but now I dare not laugh because I have experienced that kind of embarrassment.

? Most people my age in the village call me aunt, those about twenty years older than me call me aunt, and those my grandparents call me eldest brother and sister-in-law. Every time I walk in the street, I see people nodding and smiling. It's not impolite, but the phrase "my nephew and niece are playing" that I am embarrassed to say.

? When I was in the ninth grade, one morning my friend called me to school. Just out of the alley, I saw an old man in his seventies exercising. I said, "big brother, get up so early to exercise!" " Big brother said, "You don't feel anything when you are old, little sister. Go to school." My friend was shocked when he heard our conversation. On the way he kept asking me why I had such a big brother. I was embarrassed to see her puzzled face.

Another time, also in junior high school, I participated in the running relay race of the school sports meeting. I was about to leave the track after passing the baton to my next classmate. A little boy said, "Aunt, you run so fast." I was so surprised that I almost flashed my old waist. Young people don't have martial arts.

However, although sometimes I feel embarrassed, most of them enjoy it, which is quite interesting!