Ask a joke, just one.

1. Americans, Britons and China compete in marksmanship. Let the Japanese have an apple on their heads. The American smashed the apple with one shot and turned and said, "I'm Ranbo. The Englishman turned to shoot and broke it, too. Said, "I'm Bond. People in China didn't even look at it. Shoot the Japanese twice. Say I'm sorry.

The prisoner was shot, but the first shot didn't go off because of the poor quality of the bullets, and then the second shot was fired. . . The third shot. . . At this time, the prisoner cried and hugged the bailiff's thigh and said, eldest brother, you strangled me! It's fucking horrible. .....

3. The kindergarten teacher asked her students, "Who can make sentences with the word' affirmation'?"

The first little girl said, "The sky must be blue."

The teacher said, "But sometimes the sky is gray or orange!" "

The second little boy said, "The tree must be green."

The teacher said, "But in autumn, the trees will turn brown."

At this time, Chu Yang in the back stood up and asked, "Teacher, does fart have color?"

The teacher said in surprise, "Of course not!"

"Well, I must have pooped my pants!"

4. The effect of advertising

Little boy: I want to buy that sanitary towel.

Attendant: Did your mother ask you to buy it?

Little boy: No.

Attendant: Is that your sister?

Little boy: No. I want to buy it.

Attendant: Why buy sanitary napkins?

Little boy: I watched TV and said: With it, you can swim, skate and play tennis.

5。 What should I do if I become a person?

A pair of nude statues have stood face to face in the park for decades. One day, Cupid, the god of love, came to them and said, "It must be depressing for you two to look at each other every day, but you can't do it. Today I want you to be human and do what you want! " But only fifteen minutes. "

Say that finish, the two statues turned into people, and the two men immediately jumped into the grass, and the haystack rustled. ...

Ten minutes later, they jumped out of the grass. Cupid said, "Alas, there are still five minutes. Enjoy it again. "

Say that finish, the two men looked at each other, smiled and jumped into the grass. ...

I vaguely heard the female statue say to the male statue, "I pinned this pigeon down, and now it's your turn to shit on its head."