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Dalang wants to take medicine. What is this?

Dalang wants to take medicine. Used as a tease to express dissatisfaction with each other.

One of Pan Jinlian's quotations. Wu Dalang was urged to catch him. As a result, Ximen Qing kicked him and became bedridden. Wang Po advised Pan Jinlian to put arsenic in Wu Dalang's medicine and advised him to take medicine.

And this sentence "Dalang, it's time to get up and take medicine" seems dull and warm, but in fact it's resentful and vicious. So it was regarded as a kind of ridicule to express their dissatisfaction with each other.

Wu Dalang is a character in the classical novel Water Margin, the elder brother of Song Wu and the husband of Pan Jinlian. He was born in Qinghe County, Hebei Province during the Northern Song Dynasty. He is a new character who is derived from the story of the walker Song Wu and Song Wu's killing a tiger described in Song Wei Ji in the Yuan Dynasty and Song Jiang's Thirty-six Zans in the Yuan Dynasty (both of which are regarded as the embryonic form or blueprint of Water Margin).

When he was a child, his parents died and he was weak, but he was kind and simple and loved his brother. Because of its size less than five feet, ugly appearance, ridiculous mind, long upper body and short lower body, it was ridiculed by the world and nicknamed "three-inch fixed bone bark". He raised Song Wu by selling kitchen cakes, bought a house, and accidentally married Pan Jinlian, but it caused a disaster and died.

My parents died when I was very young, and I brought up my younger brother Song Wu. He is kind-hearted, practical and hardworking, loves his brother and is simple. He has some basic advantages of farmers in China, but his defects are also obvious, and his character is a little weak.

He has no special skills, so he can only make a living by selling kitchen cakes honestly, and his family is poor. But with the money from selling sesame cakes, I bought a cabin. Later, I accidentally married Pan Jinlian, a beautiful wife, but she got into trouble and even died, and was killed by an adulterer and adulterer.

When Song Wu came back to hear the news of his brother's death, he always regarded his brother as sad and angry for his father's Song Wu. He was determined to avenge his brother and find out the truth, but the government took care of each other and intended to shield Ximen Qing. Song Wu called the neighborhood, and Pan Jinlian and Wang Po confessed one by one because they were afraid of Song Wu. Song Wu put the adulteress Pan Jinlian in front of his brother's spirit and cut off his head. He went to Lion Building to fight Ximen Qing, and finally killed Ximen Qing alive under the lion's building, and took Pan Jinlian and Ximen Qing away.

Chapter 23: This Wu Dalang is less than five feet, with an ugly face and a ridiculous mind. The upper body is long and the lower body is short; People in Qinghe county saw that he was short and short, so they gave him a nickname, called three-inch bonesetting bark.

It is said that Wu Dalang (Wuzhi) in Ming Dynasty is the prototype of Wu Dalang in Water Margin. This statement is incorrect for the following reasons:

1, Water Margin was originally written in Yuan Dynasty.

According to historical research, Shi Naian died a few years after The Water Margin was written. According to Shi Naian's life, it can be concluded that Water Margin was completely written in the Yuan Dynasty, and even if there was an editor in Luo Guanzhong later, there would be no major changes. In addition, Song Wu was the first to finish the ink. ).

2. When the imperial examination was held in Ming Dynasty, Shi Naian was already dead.

Shi Naian died in Hongwu for three years [1] (1370, which means that Shi Naian only lived in the Ming Dynasty for three years, while Shi Naian spent the rest of his life in the Yuan Dynasty). In the year of his death, the imperial examination was held for the first time in the Ming Dynasty, and no one from the north took part. So Shi Naian died before Wu Zhi became a scholar. And Wu Zhi was the winner in Yongle period, [2] that is to say, at least after Zhu Yuanzhang's death, and Zhu Yuanzhang died in 1398, which shows that the ages of the two are quite far apart, and Shi Naian could not have heard that Wu Zhi was the winner. Therefore, Wu Zhi is by no means the prototype of Wu Dalang in Water Margin, which is purely far-fetched by later generations and need not be accepted.

3. Throughout the Water Margin, there is no "Wu Zhi", and "Wu Dalang" means "Wu Jia Lao".

4. Wu Dalang was a county magistrate in Ming Dynasty.