A very cool joke.

Once upon a time, there was a match that didn't like washing hair. Once, when he was walking on the road, he felt his head itch, so he scratched and scratched too hard and his head caught fire. It was sent to the hospital in time, and there have been cotton swabs in the world since then.

2. Who gave Andy Lau the water to forget the year? Aha, because aha, give me a glass of forgetful water.

Mm-hmm. Is it a man or a woman? Woman, because aha, this person is mother. .....

3. Once upon a time, there was a bean. His wife went out of the wall and he became a mung bean. One day he committed suicide, jumped down from the fifth floor, shed a lot of blood and became a red bean; It has been squeezed dry and turned into soybeans; The wound was scarred and finally turned into black beans; He woke up after surviving, joined the entertainment circle and became a edamame; Later, he saw through the world and resolutely came out, and finally became a curved (pea) bean.

4. Tang Priest and his disciples are walking on the road. The Tang Priest said:? Riding is too tired, change the means of transportation! ?

The Monkey King said? Change planes. That was quick. ?

Pig Bajie said: The plane won't work. If you want to change it, you can change it to Shenqi. ?

Friar Sand pulled out his gun and said, I heard this thing can be sent to the west at once. "

5, can't sleep at night, count the moon, fall asleep in the middle.

6, centipede: It feels strange to wear shoes in the morning. Why do I have an extra pair of shoes for no reason?

7. Failure is not terrible. The terrible thing is that you still believe this sentence.

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