What are the lines of the double act "Telephone"?

The lines of the double act "Telephone" are:

Dear leaders and comrades: Hello everyone!

Chen: The New Year is approaching.

Bai: Set off firecrackers everywhere.

Chen: Today, my two brothers will show off and make everyone laugh.

Bai: Perform a double act to wish every family happiness.

Chen: The acting is not good. Please don’t run away after watching it.

At the same time, Bai: Not everyone can play this double act. It requires very high quality of actors. One of us has to act in the front while doing the movements, and the other speaks the lines in the back. , from a distance, it looks like one person, which requires the two people to have a very tacit understanding and cooperation in their performance, otherwise the double act will not be called a double act.

My partner likes to show off his face. Didn’t you hear a joke a few days ago? He was careful. A person who doesn’t drink alcohol drank half a catty of liquor and ran to Liaohe Street. . It happened that a traffic light was not on that day, so he climbed up along the pole and stretched his neck. Oh my God, several cars rear-ended him.

I have to see if my partner has put on makeup. Hey, why does he look like Sun Damei?

Chen: Can you not bury and eliminate people? I heard it from the backstage just now. This guy insulted me, didn't he mean that he didn't let you show his face in front?

Do you think anyone can do it on the front? It’s easy on the back, but it’s hard on the front. Do you know that? No matter what the name is Sun Damei, let me solemnly reveal that my ancestor’s name was Chen Shimei. I'm already done. Let's start arresting you. You'll be in the back for the time being, and I'll be in the front. I’ll let you go to the front later and enjoy it!

Bai: No problem.