Very domineering and funny. Tell me about it.

First, stick your left face to your right face. Subtext: I'm shameless when I'm too thick-skinned.

Second, if others are a little cold to you, you will start the crazy woman mode. If you can't hold your breath, you will fail completely.

Third, when you slap for the first time, please think about whether I will slap you back.

Fourth, your appearance is an insult to the urban management.

Don't say that others are mentally ill. The premise of having a brain is having a brain.

Six, I was born strong, as long as I am not dead, I still laugh wildly.

The cruelest thing you said is that we should be friends, so that I can't hate you or love you from now on.

Eight, the girl strode forward and took care of the dog behind her.

Nine, you don't want to give you face. You are shameless.

I really like that you want to ride the roller coaster with you and unbuckle your seat belt at the highest place.

XI。 The story of the stone tells us that everything we really love is ultimately scattered, and everything we mix and match is ultimately reunited.

Twelve, ten thousand swans waving flags for you are not as good as a frog fighting side by side with you.

Thirteen, what's the use of a dog barking? If you really bite me, you'll be great. You're jealous. Don't be a dog. Is it interesting to stab you in the back?

Fourteen, you don't always day after day. Your old bitch is going to be pregnant.

15. Your toilet cleaner is used in the same way as Fu.

You said 16 years old. You want to save face. If you really want to save face, I have never seen anyone with more face than you.

Seventeen, tattoo teenagers may be hooligans in the future, but they may also be Yue Fei.

Love is understanding and forbearance, not just staring at each other.

Nineteen, it's cold, and the whole person follows the vibration mode. Yes

If you don't often encounter setbacks, it means that what you do is not very innovative.

2 1. Personality problem is always the perfect calf of his own nature.

Twenty-two, China's holiday principle, what you owe is to pay back!

Twenty-three, the book says that you and your girlfriend go shopping to buy clothes, and her girlfriend says it's too expensive to buy, so you should pay at the cashier without hesitation. I thought it made sense, so I did it. Now I have a wardrobe of high-end men's wear.

Twenty-four, don't cry at my grave, it stains my path of reincarnation.

Twenty-five, hitting people without hitting their mouths, swearing without pulling their parents.

Very funny, very humorous.

1, your short is lifelong, and my fat is temporary.

When I sing my heart, tears will flow down.

I think it's ok to go to Shenzhou without paying the phone bill.

Wang Zi said: Look again, and I'll go home and get the money.

If you treat me as a game, I will abuse you to death.

6. I don't spray as well as you. That's a fountain.

7. The furthest distance in the world is from Monday to Friday.

8. Toothache On the surface, pain is happiness.

9. My heart is not a bus. I don't want you to sit down if there is a vacant seat.

10, I looked back 500 times in my last life, but I got a "rogue" in this life!

1 1, chopping wires with a kitchen knife, sparking all the way!

12, the classic quotation of primary school teachers: "I will kick you out with a slap!"

13, a man's heart beats faster than Transformers.

14, knowledge is like underwear, invisible but important.

15, sorry, the number you dialed is married!

16, Wu Guimei and Ge have registered as earth users!

17, youth is dedicated to a small glass of wine, and living a drunken life is drinking.

18, my favorite people are my family! No one can replace it!

19, I'm not afraid to drink dichlorvos, but I'm afraid to open the lid and enjoy one more bottle.

20. Go your own way and let the scum say it!

2 1, new love and old love, the new is the joy, the old is the love.

22. Girls are gentle and their brothers are obedient.

Hey, the more I talk to you, the worse I feel.

24, riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, he may also be a Tang priest.

25, blacklist, you deserve it.

26. There is always such a person, which we call a "well", which means both horizontal and vertical.

27, rich and uneducated, you don't like it, handsome and you like it, people don't love you.

28, don't think that you took a leaf, you are IP Man.

29. It is said that men have gold under their knees. I cut off all my legs. What about gold?

30. Secret love is a courtesy, narcissism is a pride, love is a style, and not love is a taste.

3 1. A woman may not be beautiful, but she must live beautifully.

32. Sometimes smoking is just to hide emotions.

33. My love for you? Until the news broadcast finale

34. I woke up and announced that happiness would not come.

Don't take a person too seriously, because you may be nothing to that person.

36. The so-called love is having someone who can easily control your emotions and make you cry in an instant.

37. When you grow up, your thoughts change and people become alienated.

38. The first part: student ID card, admission ticket, ID card, without the second part: listening, reading, composition, horizontal questions are not approved: …

39. Always pretend to be happy in front of others. Who knows this is the loneliest person?

40. Tomb-Sweeping Day, it is not easy for students to have a holiday these days. Even vacations should be moved by their ancestors.

4 1, I have never been embarrassed to be a lesbian. On the contrary, I can be honest with my feelings.

42. The present failure paves the way for future success.

43, rice, I want; Being thin is also what I want. You can't have it both ways.

44、! I said, can you close your eyes when I kiss you …

45. The most tiring thing in the world is to see your heart broken and have to stick it on yourself.

46. If you want to lose it, you might as well let it go.

47. Black people turned white when they went to see horror movies!

48, bought a disc, the boss said it was seven beasts against a weak woman, and took it home to see that it was a fine steel gourd doll!

Birds can't fly without wings, but I can live well without you.

50. Time has changed us and bid farewell to simplicity.

Very inspirational and domineering words

Very inspirational and domineering words:

1) Only after suffering from hell can conquest of paradise have strength. Only bloody fingers can play the swan song of the world.

2) If you are poor, think about change; if you are poor, think about diligence! There is no mountain higher than man, and there is no road longer than man.

3) Live with love, and you will make yourself happy! Work with love, and you will make many people happy!

4) The tearful eyes are brighter, and the bleeding heart is stronger!

Only by climbing to the top of the mountain can you see the scenery there.

6) The mountain road twists and turns, but after all, it extends towards the peak.

7) lofty ideals are like flowers growing on high mountains. If you want to do it, diligence is the rope to climb.

8) The seeds bear in mind the entrustment of raindrops' dedication, which enhances the courage to charge.

9) If there were no ups and downs in nature, the earth would not be productive.

10) Everyone loves beauty and wants to be more beautiful.

Very inspirational and domineering, the latest:

1) A brave man fights the stormy waves without sinking, and a coward will drown in a calm sea.

2) Climbers who aim at the top will not be intoxicated by a certain footprint along the way.

3) Decisive giving up is a sober choice to face life.

4) Being alive, everyone is tired and confused.

5) Everyone has his own life ambition and survival way, which ultimately comes down to the moral bottom line.

6) When the world weighs heavily on grass seeds, it will always break through the ground in its own way.

7) A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.

8) Take the road of your choice and walk on your knees.

9) Being diligent, happy and barren; What I did was thought, but it was destroyed.

10) I don't think about whether I can succeed or not. Since I chose a distant place, I only care about suffering!

1 1) I walk very slowly! But I never flinch!

12) Without an immortal oath and a constant commitment, I will embark on the journey without hesitation!

13) Choose a mountain and climb a cliff! Do your best!

14) People who only fantasize and don't act will never feel the joy of harvesting fruits.

15) We are both full of longing and want to go to the sky to embrace the bright moon. (Tang Li Bai Xuan Zhou Xie farewell school Shu.)

16) Don't care about the poor, don't care about the rich. (Mr. Tao Yuanming and Biography of Five Willow in Eastern Jin Dynasty)

17) open the dusty heart and let the narrow selfishness fade away; Let the free mind fly, and let the open-minded and tolerant return. In this way, a suddenly enlightened world will unfold before your eyes: blue sky, white clouds, small bridges and flowing water will pass happily all the way, flowers will linger on your nose intoxicating, and colorful butterflies will dance gracefully around you.

18) Life, simple and plain, is a spiritual detachment and a sublimation of life.

19) Do whatever you want, but have a clear conscience!

20) There is no road farther than feet, and there is no mountain higher than people!

2 1) even if the road is bumpy, the wheels must move forward; Even if the river is rough, the ship can sail.

22) The waves are a farewell dinner for the boat breaking the waves and a funeral for the canoe drifting with the current.

23) Many people can't be themselves because they always want to be others!

24) In a person's life, three points are doomed, and seven points depend on hard work.

25) Let giving up be like a breeze, blowing away every flaw in life. Let the collection brew into an altar of wine and precipitate every glory of life.

26) Youth is a symbol of vigorous and positive progress and a golden age of struggle.

Life is full of uncertainties and surprises.

28) Those who dare to declare war on darkness must be full of light in their hearts.

29) A good horse comes out and Qiang Bing comes out.

30) The rudder of fate is struggle. Don't have any illusions, don't give up an opportunity, and don't stop working hard for a day.

3 1) If you are afraid of the ups and downs of the rocks ahead, life will always be a stagnant pool.

Cowards will only retreat, reckless people will only be burned to death, and only truly brave people can be invincible.

Our world will never give a medal to a sad laggard.

34) facing it is not necessarily the most sad; Loneliness is not necessarily unhappy; It may not last long to get it.

35) Nothing failed except giving up trying!

36) Efforts are not necessarily successful, and giving up is bound to fail.

37) Without rapids, you can't be brave, and without peaks, you can't climb.

38) A good horse comes out and Qiang Bing comes out.

39) Strugglers sail their career boats to the other side of the ideal in the river where sweat gathers.

40) Busy bees have no time to talk in front of people.

Very aggressive space.

1. As long as someone steps on our heads, no matter he is a tiger or a lion, even if he can't beat him, let him drop a piece of meat.

If you mess with me again, I'll write your name on my underwear and beat you to death with my fart.

3. Do you know those girls who cry every day to be thin as lightning? The diameter of lightning is 5 meters.

There is only a past that cannot be returned, and there is no tomorrow that cannot be reached.

5. If you like someone, you should be brave enough to express it. Don't worry about being ugly. What if she is blind? Don't be afraid of her rejecting you to your face. Maybe she is dumb.

If one day I can't hold an umbrella for you, I will accompany you in the rain.

7. I don't hide a knife in my smile, and my heart is like a snake and scorpion. How can I deserve you?

8. Don't mess with me. Be careful of the day when I forward it to you.

9. A man was chasing a female classmate, who gave him an ultimatum: Don't bother me unless Audi A6 and a two-story villa satisfy me. Male wry smile. Go home and ask your parents for advice. Father smoked a cigarette and said with a sigh, the car is easy to handle. Sell the Rolls Royce at home and buy some Audi cars. It's just that we can't tear down three floors of this two-story villa. What a pity. You and her should forget it. There are many girls in the world. There's no need to tear down the house to chase her.

10. How can a woman tell if I am a man or a woman in classical Chinese?

1 1. Put away your cowardice and show your domineering. No one helped you when you fell. There are many animals watching your jokes.

12. Men who go home early tell stories to their wives; Men who come home late make up stories for their wives.

13. If you choose a man who makes money, you have to accept his indifference to home. If you choose a man with a family, you have to accept that he doesn't make money. You have chosen a rational person, and you have to accept his calculation. If you choose an obedient man, you must accept his inferiority complex. You choose a brave man, you have to accept his stubbornness. If you choose a capable man, you have to accept his bullying and irrationality. The perfect man only exists in dreams and idol dramas!

14. There are so many brain-dead people in the world, but you have become the best among them.

15. You always have to experience some betrayal and some sadness to finally understand people's hearts.

16. Visiting the night market, I: How much is this? Vendor: 380 This is real gold. I: 10 yuan. Vendor: Look carefully. This is real gold. I: 10 yuan. Vendor: OK! See you so persistent in selling you. Me: I'll practice bargaining if I don't buy it. Stall owner: Don't run if you have the ability, and see if the labor and capital don't chop you to death.

17. Your X-ray shows that your ribs are broken. What should we do, doctor? It's okay. I've fixed it for you and Mito Xiu Xiu.

18. Dysmenorrhea is like dazzling chewing gum, full of pain and lasting for a long time. More importantly, it can't stop!

19. You don't need to stay or leave the person who deleted your information. Let go of the person who broke your heart as soon as possible.

20. What do you think of the goddess on the Internet now? Oh, just like instant noodles, isn't it? No, the pictures are for reference only.

2 1. Don't ask too much of your daughter-in-law: she is beautiful and can cook. That's a rice cooker. Cute and not old, it's a cherry ball. Independent and centered on you, that's your mother. Beautiful, lovely, can cook, never old, economically independent, you-centered, that's your mother making cherry balls for you with a rice cooker.

22. I wish a dog who deceives his feelings a long life, no love and no children.

I am not happy, but I want to live with a smile.

24. What you pay now will be a kind of precipitation, and they will pave the way silently, just to make you a better person.

25.do you want me? Give me a one-word answer.

26. Many times, it is not the other person who can't let go, but the lost memory.

27. It is the person you love who cured your temper, and it is the person who loves you who can endure your temper.

28. Many things are between injustice and affectation.

29. I am most afraid of strangeness after deep friendship, pain after seriousness, use after trust, and indifference after gentleness.

30. I never like to compete with others for things. You can take them if you like, as long as you can take them.

3 1. Some people are telling jokes nearby, while others are laughing in the distance.

32. The so-called maturity is a smile that you should cry and make trouble without saying a word.

33. Are you in poor health? Isn't your face beautiful? What's wrong with character? It doesn't matter, no matter how bad I am, it's none of my business if others are excellent. Nobody loves me. I love myself.

34. It is not terrible to be slapped by others for no reason. The terrible thing is that you never thought about how to pay it back.

35. The proudest thing is not being chased by many people, but having someone who will never give up on you anyway.

36. Many times, it is not the other person who can't let go, but the lost memory.

Counting the college entrance examination, we spent 12 years of youth and at least 400,000 tuition fees. We supported Platinum Stationery Factory, Chen Guang Stationery Factory, Cai Zhen Stationery Factory, numerous paper mills, numerous printing houses, Hanlin Bookstore, Xinhua Bookstore, the transportation industry in the city, as well as the salaries of all teachers, the principal's car, the principal's room and the principal's mistress. This is our credit!

38. The person who accompanied us to the end is not the most unforgettable person, but the most suitable person.

Don't trade my secret for your friendship with others.

40. Every time I walk alone in the rain, I hope someone behind me can suddenly hold up an umbrella for me.