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Daughter diary

The first field

Props: a table and two chairs.

Danny sits behind a desk and writes a diary in his notebook. The hunter is on stage.

Hunter: Dandan, Dandan (walks up to Dandan) Why don't you talk to me? Are you still angry that I killed that wild elephant?

Danny: I hate you! You killed my friend. I hate you, hate you, hate you, hate you (tone gradually strengthened, running back from the stage)

Bertson brought the wine to the stage and knocked on the door.

Hunter: Who is it?

Boson: I, Boson (the hunter answers the door) I came to thank you for getting rid of this harm for us.

Bertson sat with the hunter.

Boson: Where is Dandan?

Hunter: She ran out angry with me and said she ignored me.

Bertson: Why?

Hunter: Because I killed that wild elephant.

Boson: Is that right? She is a child. Don't worry, son? It'll be all right in a minute. She won't last a few minutes (raising her glass). I salute you on behalf of the villagers.

Hunter: (stands up and gulps) Can we talk about something else instead of this?

Posen: Hey, can we not talk about this? Our family all call you our great hero.

Hunter: What is a hero? Without my daughter, I am nothing.

Boson: Don't worry, you are her father. Can she still hate you for life? After all, you are hurting the villagers. She's a good kid. She understands.

Hunter: But if she really hates me all her life, how can I tell her dead mother?

Boson: OK-OK, how many sides did you say? How did you become a mother-in-law as a mother? I don't think children lack maternal love, but father love.

Hunter: What time is it? You're still in the mood for jokes.

The hunter took a few steps to the stage, looked around for a while, and then returned to his seat.

Hunter: Look, it's so dark. Hey! I'm afraid something will happen to her.

Boson: Doesn't she often stay out late? When did something really happen?

Hunt: But this time is different.

A roar broke out in the audience.

Hunter Robertson: What's that noise?

Hunt: Did you hear anything?

Jason: (a little flustered) I didn't hear anything.

Hunter: You obviously heard the sound of wild elephants.

Boson: (Cheer up a little) How is that possible? Wild elephants are animals that move during the day. How can they make a sound at night? Look-yes, you are a woman.

The second field

Danny is lying on the table, and the hunter kneels next to Danny.

Hunter: Danny, Danny, my daughter, why don't you listen? I told you, they will trample you to death.

Dandan's diary was dropped and the hunter picked it up.

Hunt: What's this?

Danny: This is my diary.

Third field

Danny: It was the morning of 65438+February 65438+April 4th. Uncle Bertson came to our house.

Bertson came on stage and knocked at the door.

Danny: Who? (walks up to the stage to open the door) It's Uncle Bertson. What happened?

Boson: I want to discuss something with your father. Where is he?

The hunter is on stage.

Hunter: I'm here. Come and sit (for two). what can I do for you?

Bosen: Recently, there was a wild elephant with great animality. It often destroyed our village and killed our villagers. This year, it trampled 26 villagers to death. So our folks have been in panic all day and almost collapsed.

Danny brought two cups of tea.

Danny: Uncle invited you to tea.

Bertson: Look! How sensible this little girl is! You are so lucky.

Bertson winked at the hunter.

Hunt: I want to discuss something with your uncle Bertson. Go back to your house.

Danny: No (lowers his head to his father) I can ruin your back.

Hunter: Haha, then, please help me rub my shoulders.

Robertson: (lowers his head) What can I say?

Hunt: Let's get this straight.

Boson: Well, hey!

Danny: Is it hard for me to be here? Go ahead, uncle.

Hunt: Yes, go ahead. She's just a child.

Boson: Hey, (looking up) This wild elephant is a male elephant with no ivory. He is so violent that he can only kill it.

Danny: No, Dad.

Hunter: I see (to Bertson). Sorry, I can't promise. Go find someone else.

Is this a refusal? Don't, in your eyes, the life of the villagers is inferior to that of a wild elephant?

Hunt: That's not what we meant.

Danny: Many elephants and baby elephants were killed. Will you stop killing them, uncle?

Hunt: Right-right-right.

Boson: Those wild elephants should be killed. They often come to hurt our villagers.

Danny: Isn't that why we often kill them?

Boson: Hunter King, are you so indifferent to our villagers?

Hunter: I'm not-just-

Bertson: Just what? The villagers come to beg you, and you won't refuse. (To the audience) Please come in.

Woman: (running to the hunter) It trampled my child-It trampled my child-(emphasis)

Bertson: (pulls the woman forward) Calm down (pauses for a few seconds) and speak slowly.

Woman: (more determined, running to the hunter) It trampled my child to death-it trampled my child to death.

Danny: Dad, don't promise them.

Woman: (walks up to Danny) It tramples on my child, it tramples on my child. (Danny hides behind the hunter) My child is gone. I want my child, I want my child, I want my child.

Danny: Dad, send them away.

Bertson: Look, what child is this?

Woman: It trampled my child to death (repeating the same sentence back and forth with Bertson and the hunter)

Hunter: (to Danny) Go back inside.

Danny: No, I won't allow you to kill elephants. It's our friend.

Boson: Friends, friends. Will they destroy our village and crush our folks?

Danny: That's your fault. Hunt them mercilessly.

Boson: I didn't.

Danny: But you encourage hunters to hunt them (getting closer to Bertson, so Bertson hides behind the hunters).

Bertson: Listen, what kind of child contradicts his elders?

Danny: It's all your fault. If you don't stop them, you encourage them.

Hunter: (to Danny) Go back inside.

Danny: No,

Hunter: (to Danny) Go back inside.

Danny: No.

Hunter: (to Danny) Go back inside.

The hunter gave Danny a brilliant hit and Danny ran down.

Scene 4

The hunter stood in the center of the stage and kept saying "I'm sorry". Danny is under the stage.

Danny: That was the first time you hit me. It hurts too much.

Hunter: I'm sorry, Danny, but I really can't get rid of them

Danny: You drove them away, but you finally caught the elephant, didn't you?

Hunter: That wild elephant is so cruel that even a few years old children are spared.

Danny: When did you feel sorry for the elephant?

Hunt: But the villagers are innocent.

Danny: Should you kill those elephants?

Hunter: Yes, at least the wild elephant I am killing now should be killed.

Danny: Isn't that your hunter's fault? You destroyed its home and knocked out its teeth.

Hunter: Son, can you understand your father? I don't know how many uncles and aunts, brothers and sisters, brothers and sisters he will crush if I don't kill him.

Danny: How many elephants did you kill? This is our home and theirs, not our own. But you hunters kill them to buy their teeth. They have no choice but to kill us so that their own homes will not be destroyed. If you give them a home, will they destroy ours? They don't want this either. They also want to have a home. I beg you to give them a home.

Hunter: (kneeling and crying) I know I was wrong.

Put down the curtains