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Everyone's mantra of seeking a detective Conan.
1, life is precious because it is limited; Because it is limited, we should make unremitting efforts. (Pingji)
2. If the thief is a skilled treasure thief, then the detective is only critical after the thief, at best, he is a kid.
3. Don't need to know (Japanese police)
4. I love you more than anyone in the world (Kudou Shinichi)
5. There is always only one truth (Edogawa Conan)
6. Secrets make women more women. (absinthe)
7. "Be mentally prepared. In this case, you have no chance to win this gamble ..." (Heiji)
8. Goodbye, Detective! (gin)
9. You are the only policeman in Japan who is allowed to carry guns. Why don't you think about this honor! Get up, Sakata! The cherry blossom badge in the police handbook cries for you! (Pingji)
Is silence more effective than your funny disguised Japanese? Isn't it better not to talk than your deliberately distorted Japanese?
1 1, the so-called courage is inspiring justice and cannot be used as a reason to kill! (blue)
12, manpower can't reverse time ... reluctantly punish (Ai).
13, it must be like this: in a villa far away from human habitation, eight people were killed one by one by killers lurking in the forest ... and then the last couple of handsome men and beautiful women were defeated by killers and happily married! Ah! (Mariko)
14, stop joking! Everywhere you go, bodies are piling up! Do you realize that? ? (Officer Jiang Mumu)
15, justice ... is not something you talk about casually ... but something is hidden in your heart ... (Officer Sato)
16, our doctor's original task was not to find the murderer through autopsy, but to save the victim's life and make the murderer disappear ... (new doctor)
17, idiot! ! Life is neither others' nor your own! It is wrong to take such an important thing! The fool who cut off his own life is also a murderer! Even his own life! ! (Chi Hua)
18. Come back even if you are desperate (Kudou Shinichi)
I like you, Shinichi (Mao Lilan)
Detonating skyscrapers:
Lan: Shinichi. Happy birthday, Shinichi. I think maybe I can't say this to you now.
Conan: Lan
Shinichi: Cut it, cut the color you like.
Lan: But what if I cut it wrong?
Shinichi: If you cut it wrong, it will explode. In that case, cut it in your favorite color.
Lan: But ...
Shinichi: You don't have to worry. If you really can't escape, I will always be here with you. If you can't live together, you die together.
Lan: Shinichi
The fourteenth goal:
Lan: Will you shoot like dad in the future?
Kogoro: I don't know. If he is as good a marksman as I am, he should shoot.
Lan: I think so, don't I, Shinichi?
What is that?
Lan: I've always kept Xinyi's playing card, Black Pottery A. Maybe Shinichi is protecting me in the dark.
Shinichi: Xiaolan, it was really saved ... Actually ... it should be me.
Magicians at the end of the century:
Conan: Sister Xiaolan.
Lan: Thank you for saving my life in the castle. Conan was so handsome at that time. It seems to be Shinichi ... I really like Shinichi. ...
Conan: Lan
Lan: But you are different people, aren't you? Conan
Assassin in the pupil:
Xiaolan: Why? Why are you ... fighting to protect me? why
Conan: Because I like you.
Conan and Shinichi: Because I like you. I like you more than ... anyone on earth.
Countdown to the kingdom of heaven:
Conan: Sister Xiaolan, aren't you afraid?
Lan: of course I'm afraid ... Conan is with me now, and Shinichi asked me to wait for him. I must live to be a freshman ... Conan, I ... ......
Conan: No problem, Sister Xiaolan.
Shinichi: I know how you feel.
Ghosts in the street:
Life is a colorless thread, wrapped in a blood-red thread called murder, and isn't it our job to untie that thread? (Sherlock Holmes vs Conan)
Killing is a criminal act, and it is my duty to find out the truth.
If it were me, I would meet death for lofty interests. (Appearing in the first episode of the animated version, it is Lan's memory in The Dead of Baker Street. )
Remove all the impossible factors ... the rest, no matter how reluctant you are, is the truth. ....
There is always only one truth.
Conan: "In this silent night, he came to me quietly. His eyes seemed to see through everything and showed a fearless smile. A cloak and a top hat, without any unnecessary action, his face is under the monocle and backlight ... "
Maori shouted at the top of his lungs, "I want my orchid-"
Uncle Maori asked me to ask. . . . . .
No matter how much criminals plan, they won't have the last laugh. -Hattori Heiji's "Ke" episode 39 p86
(this should be combined with the context at that time)-that was not a friend from the beginning! ! -Bumei's "Ke" episode 39 p 138 Yes, just like a canned beverage vending machine, it will quench your thirst if you put money into it, but it won't provide you with anything unless you put money into it. Money cannot buy people's hearts. -Ashala p 138 in 39 episodes of Ke
I will never let anyone who dares to do justice! ! ! -Hattori Heizou's "Ke" episode 32 p67
I sympathize with your sorrow. -Hoshino Terumi's "Ke" 32 episodes p 103
I ... I can't kill her ... because we are good friends ...-Takeno Yuki (the murderer), episode 32 of Ke, p 1 13.
The silver general you won 28 years ago has given up ... The best evidence is your solid appearance at first glance ... —— Hoshino Terumi's Ke, episode 32, p 120.
Yes, it's true ... The cleverest way to win is often just a move ... —— Hoshino Terumi's "Ke" 32 episodes p 120.
This road is a bit rugged, but it is right for me ... This move is rude, but it is clever ... james blake's "Ke" 32 episodes p 169.
Hey ... Takagi ... Who is more important in your heart, me or the kidnapper? ? Go after it! Takagi! ! -Miwako Simone's "Ke" episode 33 p27~28
Let's go You are a policeman, right? A policeman should act like a policeman! -police officer Zhang's "Ke" episode 33 p3 1
Indeed, fortunately, I am strong ...-Xiao Lan's Ke, the 33rd episode, p 10 1
However, it (this flower) is so pitiful ... it is so beautiful ... but it can only bloom for a short time ...-33 episodes of Bu Mei's Ke, p 15 1
(Flower) Although it is fenced in order to shelter from the wind and rain, it still needs sunshine and will wither ... If there is a storm, the fence will not play any protective role at all ... -33 episodes Ke Zailuyuan p 152.
I am not a child, I am a sophomore!
You have a special kind of meat sauce on your beard!
Hehehe, this is just a preliminary reasoning, Arjun Holmes VS Christie.
My name is ... Edogawa Conan, which may be a famous saying.
Edogawa Conan, a detective!
Bad adult specimen ...
Kudou Shinichi, the only time a detective ... said Conan.
What are you doing, you? Hide behind the dummy and get rid of it. ...
Yes, Sister Xiaolan, she was cheated by that child. She is still a child ... Laugh.
I am this. Oh, this
Accumulate ... savings?
Shh ... I'm not a bad person. I came to this planet from Ranbo to track down the bad guys in the universe ... Conan, a famous detective in the universe! Hmm? Cosmic detective ...
Hehehe, this is the special secret of the universe detective.
Don't think it's not good to play games lightly just because I am a child?
Wow, the sea is so dark ... the sea at night is really bad. I'm jealous ...
Well, it's a pity that your crime was discovered ... you made three basic mistakes.
Very happy, dating me ... impossible! Kudou Shinichi, it's me!
But it's no use, Ian. I will definitely use my observation and insight to find the person you are waiting for and confront him face to face! Because there is always only one truth! Abuse of reasoning ability ...
It's easy to find, so I'll cover it with a cloth and push it on the bed.
Hahaha ... I really solved the case when I was asleep.
I like the "four signs"! Conan was in high spirits.
Sauce (so) you know (flat voice) strange relational accent. ...
Before that, there was a freak in The Masked Superman! He also said, "I will kill you with this big branch I picked from the tree!" " "What a strange freak. ...
The color of white ... blue. ...
Don't you think it's too smooth?
What's the difference between a detective like this and a murderer challenging Jin Tianyi?
Fireworks! Fight quietly ...
Will send you to prison, this cemetery! Shinichi's words
Wow, ice cream! Uncle, I want to eat too!
You really should be the queen of the court ... a little deliberately. ...
There is no mystery in this world that can't be solved! Handsome ... very handsome.
Ignore him. Ignore him. It must be another detective game. You are a detective, too!
Ah, thanks to my rich experience ... I will definitely say so.
Miss Yoko! ! In front of the TV ...
Miss, what's bothering you? and ...
So, please sign here, and don't forget to write "To Mr. Maori ..." What an idiot ... (Laughter)
How can such a lovely miss Yoko be a prisoner?
Well, if miss Yoko says so ... is that okay?
It's you who doubt! done ...
The prisoner is Sasakawa ... a small case in Los Angeles. ...
Empty-handed clients ... Is that possible?
This murderer and this case will never be forgiven! I must find out the famous saying 1 myself.
Ah ... magnificent villa.
Everyone who has an affair and is in love all over the country, don't take it lightly! live broadcast ...
Ah! It's that TV magazine!
I just started from then on, everyone disappeared ... where is this kind of work? ...
What nonsense, Holmes! How could I lose to the words written on paper!
You must have used your hypnosis to let the owner drive. It's impossible!
Use me as a model to publish a collection of paintings? ! So ... maybe it's interesting. ...
Then ... I want this pottery cup ... Be careful ... but
What? ! Someone who is scared by a pottery cup worth tens of millions. ...
If you have any doubts about your wife's behavior, please come to my Maori detective agency! For couples who are about to get married ...
A ring? Ah, this is it ... handsome! ..... However,
I just didn't notice her sudden appearance and moved her! Lan's answer is very sharp.
I feel like a relative in a distant mountain ... hahahaha ... just like king of comedy.
Always listen! Samonji's famous sentence! So, yes, yes!
Ah, beautiful miss Yoko ... this is your beautiful crime. ...
Yo! Been waiting for you, President! There is no "president" now ...
But I still miss your unique dishes ... so ... what ... it's almost time to come back ... I can't stand it anymore. ...
Thank you for waiting, miss! I'm looking for some difficult cases ... again. ...
Three people divided into two halves ... guessing boxing ... this can also be mixed. ...
"Band 3" by the way, it's Mr. Bandon! Mysterious reasoning in mysterious reasoning?
Let's wait patiently for a while ... when he calls everyone together ... at this time, I will come on stage to make a real reasoning and surprise everyone! Mito-style statement ...
Dating ... getting married ... about; In all parts of; About ... (sobbing ...)
Yes, you can go, Miss Yoko! So happy ... (Laughter)
I'm a detective, Richard Moore! It's hard to get me for such a small thing! High altitude flying car
Of course, if he had an argument that convinced everyone like me, he would say something else. Xiaolan also wry smile. ...
Be sure! Where did you get this confidence? ...
I'm glad that man can make a fire so easily ... why can't I! ?
Uematsu Ryuro suddenly ... what he wants to hide will be exposed one day ... His luck is really bad ... It's doomed ... pretend to be deep. ...
Kaito Kuroba feeds children ... What are you doing in a place like this ... Encounter!
Kaito Kuroba thieves are creative artists. They steal their prey energetically ... When detectives track their tracks and look for mistakes ... aren't they just introducing critics?
If Suzuki Tomoko can steal it, try it! ! Overconfidence is unacceptable.
Heiye Haidong, I am a perfectionist!
Zhu Yimeng, I am not an object ... I am a person! Not bad, huh? This line
Officer Mu Mu, stop joking! Everywhere you go, bodies are piling up! Do you realize that? ? Get angry from here.
When Fei Yingli gets divorced, if she wants to get more alimony from her husband ... please go to Fei Law Firm ... In a sense, she is connected with the other party.
I won't let it end here ... I will continue to write ... I won't embarrass the new name Ren Taro ... It's so handsome. ...
Tucker tree is an impossible crime for us wingless humans ... an impossible crime ... our eyes hurt.
Haidong in Blackfield, we will meet again, a famous detective ... before the bell stops to announce the end of the century.
Officer Sato's justice ... is not something casually mentioned ... but something is secretly hidden in his heart. ...
Officer Bai Niao ... Right ... Sometimes naive children solve the mystery of wisdom before adults ... and throw away the thread.
It's a pity that Kudou Yū saku will be killed by a car ... It's cruel.
Kudou Yū saku, anyway, the technique at this stage is that young people believe in the tunnel ... that is to say, quietly watching the event (hahaha)! The world's leading mystery novelist?
In addition, Kyogoku Makoto ... this dress that provokes men like underwear is expected to be avoided in the future ... Of course, you can take this sentence as a joke of one of your many admirers, and it doesn't matter if you haven't heard it. ...
Zhang Tianzheng is Gomera! ruffian
The lonely scenery of the ancient bridge people makes people feel lonely ... a famous scene.
Until the smiling faces of the children crowded the guest's table. ...
New doctor Our doctor's initial mission is not to find the murderer through autopsy, but to save the victim's life and make the murderer disappear ... it is faith.
The new doctor designed a trap to trap people. What case is this? Are you kidding? Be extremely angry
Officer Jiang Mumu, haha ... Don't be angry. ...
Oda ... don't worry ... I'm a strong man and I'll stay and play. ...
Ogata and Hiro are not hurt either! This kind of mother is really terrible (laughs)
Fei Yingli ... Article 199 of the Criminal Law ... The murderer shall be sentenced to life imprisonment of more than three years ... or ... death! ! !
What about the mountain village police? The reasoning show of sleeping Kogoro? Who knows!
Mountain village police naturally become what they want to do! ! Terrible ... impossible ...
This is the only thing officer Sato has, and he will never let you swallow it again ... even if your throat is dry. ...
Chihua, I refuse. ...
Stupid fool! ! Life is neither others' nor your own! It is wrong to take such an important thing! The fool who cut off his own life is also a murderer! Even his own life! ! Generosity and justice
Shimabukuro Makie: Oh, my God ... If you live longer, everyone will make a fuss ... 130 years old.
Officer Mu Mu, your actions are neither for your son nor for revenge! It's just a paranoid and meaningless vent that plays with human life ... don't you understand? Huge ... this line.
Judy, women with secrets are very attractive.
If officer Sato knows the secret of magic, teach me, just like Sato.
Officer Sato, forget it, don't make fun of Takagi, let's find a good man early!
Maomu's long history suddenly ... a long time ago, I forgot ... the attack happened a week ago?
Haidong in Blackfield seems to be the last person to see ... lover? The greatest compliment.
Isn't this the famous detective Richard Moore who was arrested last time? Want to catch?
Sleeping mountain village police officer Kogoro will never wake up ... How witty! Wit (laughs)
Hattori Heizou has a clever plan, and he will give in easily.
Officer Twilight, Earth ...? Is it pesticide?
Officer Mu Mu is not "accidental", but "frequent" ... I am deeply impressed.
Officer Sato, no! Photos, usually bloody autopsy photos, are tired of this.
Officer Sato, whether I was instructed by God or something ... I can't just say ... I just put a card on my toe ... OK.
Officer Sato, go after Takagi!
Officer Qianye, are you a policeman? If you are a policeman, you should act like a policeman ... You can't give up idolize before the deadline! Chiba suddenly stood up (laughs)
Kyogoku Makoto, do you see? Dizzy
Kyogoku Makoto, where is it? Which lucky boy? you
Miss Judy, oh! Controller! The Japanese gamepad has that logo! performing tour
Agasa Hiroshi, suddenly! I hope people rely on it.
Teacher Judy, Osaka dialect? Is it a box lunch at the station?
Yokogawa participates in me ... Kogoro who smokes is a cheapskate. Sometimes he disappears.
The so-called director is to stare at the heroine through the lens and fall in love with her ... even if she is a rough radish ... if you don't understand this, you can only be a director assistant for life. ...
Sharon has never smiled at me ... not once.
Vivian Kudo was wrong. Lights! It is here that actresses are not bathed in the sun.
Peony: Does Grandma Lu Yan say that Feng Shui here is very scientific?
Iimachi Kikuji cursed you. I like this line best (laughs).
Yuan Gu Chao Mei ... Really? Just like the plot of a series! Big sister is really something.
Agasa Hiroshi always said that! First love tastes like lemon! Old-fashioned (laughs)
One day, the mountain village police suddenly had a question ... What's the use of this thing in actual search? Used to flash
Village police, please call me Xiao Shan ... Xiao Shan (laughs).
This incident of Kenhiko Oto is still like what the master said ... Maybe it's because of the jade hand box that can't be opened. ...
Jing Qing, the great god, was exposed, that is, when the Wolf Face died ... he could only keep silent ... and Conan had something in common.
We gladiators are very strong and are used to this sentence.
Yuminaga didn't expect that guy to set fire to someone else's house. He didn't even think about it ... that's it ... very stylish.
South VS Haidong Blackfield classic lines ` ~!
Child: Let me tell you something, little brother. If the thief is a skilled and creative artist who steals treasures, the detective will only find fault with strange ways, which is at best the task of a critic.
Conan: Do you know how to call people here? I am very vigilant. In honor of an artist who broke into the crime scene alone like you, I'm going to compete with you. But most outstanding artists became famous after death. I'll make you a generation of thieves, black market Haidong. You're about to enter the prison grave.
Kidd: A word of advice: Some things in the world are always a mystery. ...
Conan: Indeed. It may be better not to solve this problem. ...
Kidd: Can you solve another problem? A detective. Why should I dress up as Kudou Shinichi to save a difficult enemy?
Xiaolan: Shinichi!
Kidd: (disappears in the flock of pigeons. )
Conan: Idiot, this is not a crossword puzzle. You will be very grateful to me ... for saving this pigeon ... right? Give me a smile. )
[in the office]
Xiaolan: Why don't you keep him? Conan!
Conan: Because Brother Xin said he would come again!
Xiaolan: Well, the next time you see him ... (doing karate), do this to him!
Conan: Whew-I don't think we should change back for the time being. Magicians at the end of the century
Conan: Sister Xiaolan, aren't you afraid?
Xiaolan: of course I'm afraid ... but now you're still with me, and Xinyi also said I'd wait for him. I must live to be a freshman ... Conan, I ... ...
Conan: No problem, Sister Xiaolan.
I seem to see a new saying: I know your mood very well. ) countdown to heaven
At that time, I didn't know why, but I suddenly had a hunch that I would never see anything new again. (Xiaolanvol1)
Xinyi has been naughty since she was a child and thinks she is an expert in reasoning. However, when he was asked in an emergency, he became full of courage, which was so cool. I like Shinichi best. (Xiaolan Volume III)
He not only has a good mind, but also plays football well and is handsome. Besides, he is very reliable. He is a famous detective as good as my father. (Xiaolan VOL3)
That painting shows that the just knight subdued the devil, while the knight splashed with evil blood represents that his just body has also been violated by the evil soul. In other words, after I killed someone, I became a demon and could not escape the scourge. (Director Luohe, Volume IV)
As the sun of hope rises in the morning, this cruel and sad night will also end. But I still want to remind you, be careful that your greed and selfish desires will trigger the murderer named "revenge" in others' hearts! (Volume V)
I already have a girl I like in my heart Although she has gone to an unknown place now, I don't know when she will come back, but I will wait forever. I believe that one day, she will definitely come back to me. (Yoko Kimura, Volume V)
If you cry, I will be unhappy. (New Volume 8)
Three years later, she got married, and the object was-the teacher thought about it for twenty years, and that person ... (Volume 8)
In this world, no one should die. Of course, I'm not saying that all the mistakes made by the big lady can be forgiven. However, as long as someone dies, someone will definitely cry ... as long as you have this idea, I feel very gratified. (Mi Popo Volume 10)
I just want to meet the boy and make sure that Kudou Shinichi is qualified to join me-at the same time! (black VOL 10)
Reasoning does not distinguish between winning and losing, regardless of height, because there is only one reason. (new volume 10)
At first, she was really cute, just like a butterfly flying around a flower. However, she gradually occupied the flower, sucked up the nectar and destroyed the flower, so I broke her wings and made her unable to fly again. (Huagang Volume 13)
I can't believe that he gave up smoking for a long time and then smoked again. He must be laughing at me in heaven, right? (Fujii dutiful son VOL 15)
As if breaking the silence of the night, the man appeared quietly in front of my eyes. He seemed to see through everything and showed a fearless smile. (Volume 16)
Most artists become famous after death, so I will make you a famous thief, Haidong in the Black Field! Send you to the prison grave! (Volume 16)
I like someone since I was a child. She is strong-willed, strong-willed, and won't cry or make trouble. She is the goddess in my mind. (new volume 18)
What I'm worried about is to protect you, don't just focus on pharmaceuticals, find yourself a boyfriend! Don't worry about mine. I'll be fine. (Minmei VOL 18)
Why? Why not save my sister? With your reasoning ability, you can't easily infer what happened to your sister, but why? ! (lamenting VOL 19)
She sobbed like a forgotten sad past. The first time I saw her, such a face. (Conan VOL 19)
People are sometimes stupid and cute, just like me. In order to satisfy my crazy reasoning, even death is worth it. (black VOL 19)
I just need a little clue to find the target. It is really Kudo. I'm interested in you, a charming guy. Actually, I'm only 18 years old, which suits you very well. Know what I mean? (Mourning Volume 20)
A temporary impulse led to today's tragedy, and the murderer's regret echoed and stayed in this room. The same cup and toothbrush are still standing side by side in front of the mirror, probably forgetting the good memories we used together. (Volume 20)
I felt a chill when I looked in the mirror in the morning. Who are you? who is it? The mirror can reflect all the real things, but it can't reflect the real you ... (Lamentations, Volume 23)
Your righteous eyes should see through the evil heart, but not through the woman's mind? I fell in love with you the first time I saw you. (Lamentations, Volume 23)
I could have killed you in that dirty stove, but I really hope you die more beautifully! (Gin, Volume 24)
I want to have a rest in Japan for a while. There are many things that make me uneasy. (Judy, Volume 24)
It seems that the blood in my body is still dark and cold (Mourning 35)
If you want to kill a person, no matter how good the reason is, it will not be understood, and even if it can be understood, it will not be accepted. (New 35)
Brother Xin said that he said he would definitely come back even if he died, so I hope you will wait for him here. Conan 35? I have something to say, and I want to confess to you in this place that my parents often mention ... (Conan 35)
Her awe-inspiring attitude in court, which is inaccessible to ordinary people, can even overwhelm the judge's defense and become famous in the legal profession, known as the queen of the legal profession. (Chen Bing Law No.37)
No matter who is the opponent of the princess, they will feel that they are facing the guilty subjects of the queen. (Kenzo Iwasawa, 37)
Sorry, princess, I understand one thing. No matter how hard I try, I can't beat you, I can't surpass you, only let you fall down automatically. As long as you misunderstand what happened between me and your favorite husband, there will be loopholes in your impeccable thinking path, and finally you will give up the position of queen and give it to me. (Chen Bing Law No.37)
I am unbeaten, because luck has been following me, and I have to relax when I lose. But unfortunately, the myth will continue. (Yingli 37)
Yes, it's my fault, Yingli. At that time, I believed you would find out the truth for me. Speaking of which, I'm not interested in Lan's cooking. I miss your unique dishes ... Well, it's almost time for you to come back, okay? I can't stand it any longer ... Ah, you see, today is our wedding anniversary. Why don't we take this opportunity to call it a day? (Kogoro 37)
A lot has happened. As you said, Japan is not boring. I have found a target. I am changing my appearance and going to school openly. Isn't this interesting? Target name? Rotten apple, just call him rotten apple. (Judy is 37 years old)
Although Ashala is usually serious, she is really amiable and knowledgeable, like an adult. Do you think she looks like Mona Lisa? (Hirohiko 37)
Sorry, Pingzhi, you gave up my life, too!
Don't move the leaves, you move ... I'll kill you! (The Legend of Heiji and Ye He Mermaid)
Life is precious because it is limited, and we will work hard because of it. (Legend of the Mermaid in Pingyue)
Black plus black, the result can only be black! (Gin Bus Panic)
A more intense and magical atmosphere makes people feel a knot in their heart. (Sad bus phobia)
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