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People who are slow to respond half a beat are very smart.
Slow as a snail, commonly known as Monday morning quarterback.
Maybe you always thought they were not very smart.
But the truth is often subversive. When God closes a door for a person, he always opens a window for him in another place.
1. They are stupid, but they are great.
Jia Pingwa, a famous writer, describes himself like this in his autobiography: I have been dull and dull since I was a child. What others think is easy to learn, I can never do well here.
At that time, I didn't know technology in the countryside, but I had strength. But my body is thin, I can't lift my hands and shoulders, and I make a lot of jokes.
Finally, the captain had no choice but to arrange for me to run a wall newspaper and do some propaganda work of drawing and writing. I didn't expect it to be very popular. I did it easily.
I think this is my only talent, so I try my best to make it brilliant.
So it is written and written, and today's achievements have been made.
2. "They" will never take away their girlfriend's boyfriend.
Because they are dull by nature and like to indulge in their own world, such people generally have poor social skills.
People who don't like to socialize are also worried about their natural emotional intelligence. Being unable to speak is their biggest pain point.
If you have such a best friend, please feel free to introduce your boyfriend to her, and she will automatically stay away from him.
Because she is kind, loyal and single-minded.
If you want to find a strategist, it must be "them"
Do you know why they are so slow?
Because when they encounter problems, several solutions will appear in their minds instantly, and then it will take longer to consider which one is the best.
I don't just tell you what to do with my mouth open, but I will think twice before answering you.
For example, Zhuge Liang took three steps and Zhou Yu took three steps, but in the end Zhou Yu was "angry" by Zhuge Liang.
Please don't betray their trust.
If you know such people, you will know that they are "serious".
One episode is probably the theme of his whole day.
So, please don't betray their trust in you. They are more stupid and persistent than ordinary people. They have a fragile blx!
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