What are the homophonic and interesting stories?

Ji Xiaolan cleverly scolded Wang Shen and Ji Xiaolan for being ministers when they were assistant ministers. Once they had a drink with an censor. During the dinner, he and Wang Shen pointed to a dog and asked Ji Xiaolan, "Is it a wolf (assistant minister) or a dog?" Ji Xiaolan was very alert. He heard that Wang Shen was insulting himself by homophonic, and immediately replied calmly: "The tail is a wolf, and the vertical (Shangshu) is a dog." Wang Shen, who wanted to please Wang Shen, also heard the cleverness, but deliberately answered, "I understand whether it is a wolf or a dog." On hearing this, Ji Xiaolan knew the intention of the suggestion and said calmly, "There is still a difference. The wolf's habit is to eat meat, and the dog's habit is to eat whatever it meets, and to eat shit when it meets shit (suggestion)." Make and Wang Shen and suggestion.

"Touming is not the first name" At the end of Qianlong period of Qing Dynasty, a scholar in a county took an exam, and suddenly a cicada sounded in the quiet examination room. The invigilator found out that the cicada sounded from the examinee Zhang's hat, so he uncovered his hat and saw several cicadas still singing. Zhang Sheng confessed that when he left home this morning, his father put the cicada in his hat, saying that the cicada could win the first place in the head. Just now, the cicada crawled and made his head itch, so he scratched it a few times and the cicada called away. Hearing this, the invigilator was amused and angry, so he cancelled Zhang's examination qualification for violating discipline and wrote a poem: "Touming is not the first name, all because of my father's good fame." Qiu Chan doesn't know his name, and superstition is a sign of losing his fame. "

One day, the lame and the blind rode out in the same car. The blind ride, and the lame watch the road. Suddenly, the lame man found a deep ditch ahead and cried out: ditch, ditch, ditch! The blind man sang back: oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! Two people fall into the ditch together

homophonic joke: A village meeting, because of homophonic, the village head said, "Rabbits, shrimps, don't paste melons, pickles are too expensive." Comrades and villagers, don't talk, the meeting is now. The host said, "Sausage and melon for pickles." (Now, please speak to the township head. The township head said, "Rabbits, shrimps, the dog ate today's meal, and everyone is a big tortoise." Comrades and villagers, we have enough food today. Let's all use big bowls.