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My new teacher, how to write Zhou Ji?
After the summer vacation, we returned to the familiar campus and began a happy life in the new semester. I heard that the head teacher has changed to a new one, and it is still a male teacher! When the new teacher came into the classroom, wow! I recognized it immediately. Isn't that teacher Chen who visited my home on August 27th? After class, the teacher first introduced herself to us: "My name is Chen, and my name is Chen. Please call me teacher Chen. " I was a little timid when I visited my home that day. I dare not look my teacher in the eye. Today, in front of so many classmates, I am not so afraid. I looked up at my teacher, Mr. Chen, of medium height, with a uniform figure, short black hair and a pair of glasses, a little dignified and kind eyes. I scanned the whole class through the lens. People in .................................................................................................................... said: Teachers are candles, burning themselves and illuminating others. Yes! Teachers lead us to swim in the ocean of knowledge, teach us how to be human, observe our hearts and remove psychological barriers for us. I believe that under teacher Chen's example, all of us will become smarter and smarter, and everyone will become a good student.
Recently, our Chinese teacher asked for leave, and a new substitute teacher came to teach us. She is really a good teacher! Her figure is slim (beautiful). She has long black hair, a round face, big and stern eyes, a big mouth and a glib tongue. Very interesting. Skillful hands, too A few minutes later, some new words, such as good words and sentences, suddenly jumped onto the blackboard. She will especially teach us to keep a diary. I remember once, our teacher taught Chinese gardens, in which we could keep a diary freely. The teacher listed "diary of goods, diary of travel, diary of notes, diary of people" and gave us clear and definite writing methods. The shape and purpose of "keeping a diary" should be written ... Travel notes should be written in the center, not in a running account ... there are many notes. (Good) Many students with poor grades and poor compositions once said, "Come on, it's too long!" This is ridiculous. It's not good for the whole class. Suddenly a classmate said, "What happened just now can also be written as a diary!" " "The teacher smiled. Later, the teacher thought of a way to improve our writing ability. She said, "Let's go to the podium and perform. That is the diary! " "We are happy to agree. After the performance, many poor students' diaries were immediately completed in one go, and some were vivid and wonderful, which was especially loved by everyone. Teachers are usually very strict, but sometimes they are amused by classmates' jokes, but they don't swear. Once, a little classmate stole a car from the desk. From time to time, he looked out of the corner of his eye to see if the teacher had come. As soon as he noticed the movement, he pretended not to do anything. Clever as he is, he can't escape the sharp eyes of the teacher. She went over and asked seriously, "How did you desert?" "I, I'm playing with a car, and I want to be a driver in the future. I have read many books about cars before. The driver is really good and can drive. Otherwise, how to go far away? " The teacher came to the party: "Not bad? ! I am teaching extracurricular knowledge about cars. Do you want to introduce it to everyone? " "Very good." It is estimated that the teacher's anger has long gone! "I know many car brands: Volkswagen, Mercedes-Benz, Audi ... Cars have their own car numbers and gears ..." He told us in great detail! Hey, this class has become a guidance class, haha! She also has a smooth mouth. Once, a particularly girly boy suddenly cried in class for no reason. The teacher saw it and said, "Zhu, why are you crying?" Aren't you happy? "But Zhu still cried, but the teacher didn't respond after seeing it. He said, "You cried, and the teacher was sad!" Say that finish, but also pretend to cry, from time to time issued a "whoop" cry, but also rub your eyes! He also involuntarily smiled! Look, how interesting our new teacher is!
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