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My future is not a sketch script of a dream.

(bell rings)

(Party A, Party B and Party C walk from the right side of the stage to the center of the stage and talk while walking)

A: Alas ... (stretching) The class is finally over.

B: Yes, yes, the classroom is really not as good as outside ... Haha, the air outside is really fresh.

Hey, where is Xiaoding?

The boy may be reading in the classroom again.

Why do you always stay in the classroom after class?

C: Why don't we call him out?

A, B and C: Class dismissed. Serious Xiaoding can come out for some air.

B: why is there no movement?

C: This kid ... Er, I have an idea!

(C whispered something into Party A and Party B's ear)

A: Hehe ...

A, B and C: The results of the monthly exam have come out, Xiaoding. Let's see what your score is.

(Ding rushes out from the left side of the stage)

D: what? Did you get the monthly exam results? Where is it? What's my score?

C: Er ... you didn't do very well in this exam.

D: Ah ... I remember I did quite well this time ... Why? ...

(Party A, Party B and Party C burst out laughing)

Come on, Xiao Bing, don't play tricks on him.

D: You? ...

B: we didn't say that. Can you come out, huh?

D: Forget it, forget it, I won't dispute with you.

But you are too serious. After a whole class, you finally can't come out to rest after class.

D: Alas ... can you do without studying hard these days? Just like the recent financial crisis, people often say, "Today you are the big boss, tomorrow you will be poor." ...

B: What does this have to do with us?

D: why doesn't it matter Today, you are proudly praised by your classmates for getting an A in your composition. Tomorrow, if you don't work hard, you may be criticized by your teacher for failing the monthly exam ... Ah! The monthly exam ... tell me honestly, have the monthly exam results come out? The more I think about it, the more I get scared.

A: Well ... he's totally possessed.

C: I swear to tell you that the monthly exam results really didn't come out. I lied to you. From now on, I will call you brother. Look at me scaring you.

You guys ... I really don't know what to say to you.

Yo, how does Xiaoding feel again?

D: Don't you all feel great pressure to study now?

A: No ... Of course it's a lie.

B: Yes, I stay up late every day to catch up on my homework, and I have to get up early the next morning, so I am half asleep and half awake almost every day. To this end, I also did an embarrassing thing.

Ding Bing: What's embarrassing?

B: I was so sleepy that I fell asleep on my desk in history class that day. As a result, the teacher whipped my classmate to answer the question. Alas, I'm really unlucky. I was the first to be drawn, but I didn't know it when I was drawn. I continued to sleep on my stomach until my deskmate patted me twice.

C: Hey, hey, you are really good.

A: Strong! You didn't even know when the teacher called you. You slept too fast.

The most dramatic thing is yet to come.

A, B and D: What now?

B: I opened my eyes and looked at the teacher in a daze. The teacher asked me who burned the Yuanmingyuan. I was shocked and subconsciously said, "Teacher, I definitely didn't burn the Yuanmingyuan ..."

(Four Michael Qi)

C: Well, it's all caused by sleeping in class.

D: It seems that you study hard, too.

To be continued ... A * * * has two paragraphs.