A happy and arrogant joke

Have you seen any big jokes? Life is light as water. When we feel bored, we might as well watch some jokes that can make people laugh. I've collected and sorted out the relevant information about the jokes of Le Fantian for everyone. Let's see what's funny.

A colleague got under the table and quickly screamed, "Oh, no, I pressed the wrong button. I pressed the main switch of all computer patch panels!" " Everyone was surprised: "But our computer is still on?" ! "A colleague's voice came from under the desk:" My hand was not raised, and the whole office was silent for two seconds! ! "turn it off! ! Turn it off! ! ！” , "save! ！” "You hold on, hold on! ! ! "

This morning, I got up late again, so I must be late for work. I was busy sending a short message to the leader: "Didn't you say you were going to the head office to get the information?" I'll go! "The leader replied," What happened today? Xiao Liu, Xiao Wang, Xiao Dong ... You all asked to go. "After reading it, I sent another one:" The information is important, and many people are required to escort it! "

It is said that one day, a female colleague in the office brought her child wearing open-backed pants to the office to play.

The little boy ate corn in one hand and pulled his penis in the other.

Her mother thundered, "Two hands!" The little boy immediately put down the corn and pulled JJ with both hands!

The whole office is crying!

4. One of my colleagues once called the banking department, and he chose two dialogues (in English):

Business Department: Can I help you?

Colleague: Can you speak Chinese?

Business department: Yes.

Colleague: OK, please help me pay the bill. ......

5. Two colleagues from other places in the company are very fat, about 180 kg.

One day, Fat A gave Fat B a cigarette, but Fat B didn't pick it up and the cigarette fell to the ground.

So, they argued for a long time about who picked up the cigarette. Finally, Fat B really wanted to smoke and said to me with a bitter face, "Sister, help me pick it up!" " I really can't squat down ~ ~ "

Funny joke 2 1, "Why don't you all choose Mr. Wang Feng as your tutor?" "Because he flies too high."

Come to my team. Your daughter's name is Pearl Krabs. I have two daughters, one is Ai Ai and the other is Lian Lian. ......

In order to make four mentors change their minds, he sang "China People" in front of hundreds of fans.

4, Tiny Age 2 Spoiler: Guli's birthday is approaching, and father Gu can hold a birthday celebration for his daughter to receive gifts; Nanxiang walked out of the shadow of lovelorn love and took a liking to Wei Hai, the driver of the farm. Tang got a job in the supermarket and married the general assistant of Hot Spring Villa. Lin Xiao returned to his hometown and opened a bean product factory. One day, she met Jane in the street and decided to make amends, but she got a cold sentence from Jane: I have to go first, there are still some things in the orchard.

5. When will Mango Taiwan remake Shameless Man? Think about it, Zhang Tie-Lin, an idle single father, drinks all day; The eldest daughter Nana shoulders the heavy responsibility of taking care of the whole family. After meeting Gao Shuai Fojensen in a bar, she fell in love. My younger brother, Zhang Hans, is a primary school principal, tutoring female classmate Zheng Shuang after school; My second brother, Zhu Zixiao, works in a convenience store and has an affair with his boss, Liu Dekai. One day, Jason caught the news and sent Nana a train ticket to Shuangyashan and flew away together. ......

6. Girl, put away your jealous little heart. You have to believe that God is fair. He gave others a pure and refined ponytail and a sexy and round chin.

7. I don't think "hard work" is a specialty that can be taken and shot by both stars and ordinary people.

No star has been so handsome as Nicholas Tse in the past 30 years. As soon as he debuted, seven words were embroidered on the poster: Always so cool! Later, he has been stubbornly at the forefront of the trend of killing Matt. His hairstyle and clothes represent the fundamental interests of most young people in the urban-rural fringe. Recently, he endorsed another drink. When I look at the name, isn't it the nickname of teacher Tony who washes his hair in the hairdressing shop downstairs?

9. Microsoft will launch a brand-new mobile phone brand after acquiring Nokia: Will Gang.