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One Hundred Thousand Bad Jokes: Pinocchio
One Hundred Thousand Bad Jokes - Pinocchio
Pinocchio: I didn’t go through the back door, it’s not because I tricked you
xx : This animation is provided by Youyouqi
Pinocchio: My name is Pinocchio. I hate humans. They always laugh at my body, especially my nose that grows sideways when I lie, so I hate it too. The old carpenter who made me
Passerby: Oh, look at Pinocchio’s nose, it’s so funny (haha)
Pinocchio: Those who laugh at me are actually me It's made of stainless steel'
Passerby A: No, it's stainless steel. You're not wood. . (Ugh!!!!!!!!!)
Pinocchio: Those who laugh at me must die
Passerby B: Oh my God, Pinocchio killed someone
p>Pinocchio: Hum, it’s actually made of wood
Passerby B: Hum, you damn long-nosed monster, I’m going to ask the old carpenter to tear you down
Nocchio: Their accomplices must also die. Actually, I am from Ceramics
Passerby A: (Uh-huh!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Nocchio: All humans must die. One plus one equals six
A: (Ugh!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Pinocchio: China Number one in the world of football
B: (Uh-huh!!!!!!!!!!!)
Pinocchio: A woman’s elbows cannot touch her navel at the same time (touch) If you can’t find it, please contact the author Han Wu immediately.
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C: (Uh-huh!!!!!!!!!!!)
Pinocchio: I’m ugly
D: Yes, yes Ah, what's that?
Pinocchio: I'm handsome
D: (Uh-huh!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Pinocchio: In the end, I decided that I will destroy the earth. One Hundred Thousand Bad Jokes is a good animation with a very rigorous setting, exquisite paintings, and a touching plot. Alas, where did I get lost in my thoughts? We are already on the moon. As expected, the plan to pierce the earth with the nose is a bit unreliable. Let’s go back to the earth and solve it alone. In fact, I can see the six babies
Snow White: (la la la La la ah haha) Hunter Millet, thank you for bringing me here to play. It’s really fun
Hunter Millet: Well, it’s fun and I’ll take you back to the palace later
Snow White: ( Ah?) It seems fun over there. I’ll go check it out
Hunter Shu: Snow White, I’m sorry. This is the Queen’s will and I can’t disobey it (Pinocchio fell from the moon) Ah
Pinocchio (cough cough cough cough?) Emma crushed everyone to death. Hehe, crushing one to death as soon as he came back is a good start. Next, let’s start destroying humans
Snow White : Hello, what are you burying?
Pinocchio: The accomplices will be silenced immediately
Snow White: Did you see an uncle here just now?
Pinocchio: (Shy at first sight) No (nose becomes longer) No one alive is seen (nose becomes shorter) Uh no no one is seen (nose becomes longer)
Snow White : It’s so amazing. How did your nose get longer?
Pinocchio: Hey, hey, it’s actually nothing special. It’s just that when you lie, it gets longer. When you tell the truth, it gets shorter.
Bai Xue Princess: (Oh)
Pinocchio: I never lie. One plus one actually equals 200,000 bad jokes. One hundred episodes. There are many good comics on Youqi. River Crab Man has been updated.
xx: From then on, Pinocchio and Snow White lived a happy life in the forest
Pinocchio: Love can change a person. Dad, old carpenter, thank you for creating This is me;
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