The classic swearing lines of the living Buddha Jigong San. (Best+points, there will be heavy thanks)

1, don't call me, I'm under great pressure.

I only ask you one thing, to be husband and wife with me for one day.

Do you think it is my nose or my nose?

4. Biqing, do I look like an antidote to you?

... like a git!

You can fly at the speed of 3000 li. What do you want from me?

6. Hey, Shuaibin, I think this place is very suitable for seclusion. Why don't we get a rabbit to live here?

7. I am enchanting, yes, I am small, yes, I am smart.

8, silly your sister, eat you again!

9. Tianshan Mountain, with your thinness, it will take at least one year to get to Tianshan Mountain! So, I don't want to walk there. I want you to change me with magic. Ok, uncle dougie, I'll go, too. I will kiss you, too. number

10, I worked so hard for this important three meals.

1 1, Bai Xue (to Zhao Bin): Dear, if you leave me alone, I will be unable to eat and sleep, and I will cry alone and won't listen to anyone.

Dougie: Really?

Snow White: When I was full, I lied to you (to Zhao Bin).

Zhao Bin: Don't whine, be loving.

12, what's wrong with you monk? Do you have eyes? Didn't you see that Uncle Jian Temple is so fat, so swollen, so big, like a wall, it can still go up.

13, see a doctor? Must be hurt. Look better!

14, Lv Ji: Hum, it's not easy to dry Kun Cave, mainly to kill you. Boil a pot of boiling water, throw you in, rinse it, and share it with everyone. It tastes good!

15, Xiaoji: However, you asked me if I like you ~ I'm a little interested in your mother. ......

16, Biqing: Monster!

Snow White and Zhao Bin: The devil is your sister.

Snow White and Zhao Bin: You, you.

Biqing: You are still here. I feel the harmonious heartbeat of the sacred unicorn.

Snow White and Zhao Bin: Fuck you.

Snow White (to Zhao Bin): You called me rabbit again. I am a rabbit. My whole family are rabbits!

17, you are four thousandths.

18, Zhao Bin: smiling at you is purely polite.

19, I am enchanting, yes, yes, small, yes, smart.

20. Bai Xue (to Zhao Bin): If you leave me alone, I won't be able to eat or sleep, and I won't be lonely.

Dougie: Really?

Snow White: When I was full, I lied to you (to Zhao Bin).

Zhao Bin: Don't whine, be loving.

2 1, your sister. . . . . . . . . Yan Tao is your sister.

22. White rabbit; Kick your sister, your mother was kicked by a donkey.

Xiaoji; Sister in law.

Liang Guang; No, no, no, no.

Xiaoji; Sister. Liang Guang; Neither. Neither. Neither.

Xiaoji; White rabbit.

Liang Guang; Right, right, right.

Xiaoji; In fact, if you want to curse, you don't have to use your sister, use your father.

Liang Guang; Your brother.

Xiaoji; Your mother can do anything. The most important thing is to be gentle.

23. Snow White: I see, you are Dorje, and Yan Tao is the person who looks exactly like you, your sister!

24, face black, bumps piled up, facial features misplaced, eyes crossed, the whole ghost.

You short-lived ghost, you don't pee. Look at yourself. Your eyes are like mice, your stomach is like a wardrobe, your cheekbones are high, your parents are angry, your nose is flat, your brothers and sisters are angry, and you dare to call me ugly and say that I can't get married. If I stand with you, it's like a flower stuck in cow dung. (classic dirty words)

26. Bai Xue, Bishop of Gankun Cave, cursed: Your sister! The eighth set

27. Who is Yan Tao? Your sister!