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Please tell me how to chase a good girl
Lesson 1
To chase a girl, of course, you must first know the girl’s mobile phone number, and secondly, you must have that intention towards her.
Send a text message: I had a great time chatting with you last time. Can I invite you out to chat again?
Note: If the girl agrees, you need to put some thought into the location you are looking for. It can be a relatively quiet bar, and don’t go to a restaurant for the time being.
Lesson 2
After you go home from a date, don’t forget to send a text message: It was a pleasure chatting with you and I look forward to seeing you again. I wish you the best. Good night to you!
Let her know that you are a caring person. The next day, you can also send her a funny text message. For example:
1. When a giant panda celebrates its birthday, someone asks it what its wishes are. The giant panda said: I have only two wishes in my life. One is to find a Chinese medicine doctor to remove the dark circles under my eyes, and the other is that I want to take a color photo.
2. I am from Yuanmou, Yunnan, and you are from Zhoukou, Beijing; I hold your hairy hand and bite it gently. Love makes us walk upright.
Let her know that you have a sense of humor.
Note: Never post pornographic jokes!
Lesson 3
Girls tend to be more vain. You can usually send text messages like this:
1. I saw you dressed up very special today. Very cute.
2. My eyes almost dropped when I saw you dressed so beautifully today.
Don’t be stingy in describing your beauty, be as beautiful as you want.
Lesson 4
After a period of contact, you have become familiar with it, and it’s time for you to offer your treasure. Use your text messages to impress the girl you like.
1. (Hint) If there is an afterlife, let us be little mice, fall in love stupidly, live in a daze, cuddle up innocently, and be together stupidly.
2. (Warm reminder) Are you busy? It's okay, I just want to tell you in a way that doesn't disturb you, that I'm thinking of you. I hope that when you receive my text message, you will have a smile on your lips, letting the friends around you know that you are happy.
3. (Ask her to answer the question) Do you know what I am doing? Give you five choices: A. I miss you; B. I miss you very much; C. I miss you very much; D. I can’t miss you; E. All of the above.
4. (Send weather forecast) Tomorrow the minimum temperature will be 1 degree and the maximum temperature will be 10 degrees. XX asked me to tell you: caring about the weather means caring about you. Don’t forget to add an extra piece of clothing (XX, that’s yourself).
Lesson 5
The advantage of texting is that you can say things that you usually dare not say in person, even if it hurts to death, girls like sweet words and care about others. of. But please pay attention to the following things:
1. The quantity is important but not the large number. Girls probably don’t like boys like their mother-in-law. Do you find it annoying to have them around you all day long?
2. Stop sending text messages copied from the Internet and use your own thinking.
3. Occasionally it rains for three days and the net is exposed for two days, playing hard to get. After a round of text message bombardment, and suddenly not sending a text message for a day or two, when your text messages become a part of a girl’s life, she will wonder why she didn’t send me a text message today? When she takes the initiative to text you, no matter what she says, you are already halfway to success.
4. After giving you enough text messages to care, the first text message a girl sends you is often to complain, such as I’m so bored, I’m about to collapse, I’m depressed, etc., hehe. , what are you waiting for? Girls need it most and can easily pursue success. Encourage her quickly: In fact, the sky is very blue, and the clouds will always disperse. In fact, the sea is not wide, and this shore is connected to the other shore. In fact, tears are also sweet. When your wish comes true, in fact, I I want you to be happy every day. After texting her, call her again. This is a must.
How boys chase girls
How boys chase girls, it’s too easy . After reading this article, you will become an expert.
Don’t say anything before it’s time to get started. Some boys have only dated someone a few times and then they want to establish a further relationship. This is likely to spoil the relationship.
The wonderful thing about love is that everything is left unsaid. If you make it clear and the words are clear, it is not beautiful. If someone is willing to come out to talk to you alone, it means that the girl has a good impression of you. But sometimes even they can't explain this kind of good feeling clearly, but you are eager to point it out and destroy this hazy beauty. Then don't blame others for staying away from you. Look around you at all the love affairs that have died before they even begin. Many of them are caused by boys not mastering the heat.
Put away your fists to attack better. What should I do if a girl rejects me? Some people say that we should pursue and persevere. Not really. Unless you are a person who doesn't care about anything, it will be difficult for you to bear the white eyes of girls and the mocking looks of your peers. It would be better to cease all activities and retreat temporarily. This not only protects your dignity but also leaves a way out, creating opportunities for future counterattacks. Just let her make her way through the crowd. Only when you go to her again when she is badly injured will she realize that you are the one who loves her the most. Even if you really can't let go, you should pay attention to your methods when you want to find her. Don't make her think you are annoying. And this is often difficult to do.
Don’t be too explicit. Learn to care for her quietly and treat her with your honesty and kindness. Only then can you get her attention among the crowd of boys croaking around her. Remember, only special you will attract her special attention.
No entry unless required. A boy who always runs to a girl's dormitory will not arouse much favor from the girl. Some student union cadres often go to the girls' dormitory under the pretext of work, and then stay there without leaving. As a result, they bring a lot of inconvenience to others, and the effect is counterproductive. The fundamental reason for this result is that it is too explicit.
Strategically despise..., tactically attach importance to.... Sometimes the girl you like will have some contact with you, such as talking, chatting, working together, etc. You'd better look at these things with a normal attitude and don't carry baggage and worry about gains and losses. For example, don't pay too much attention to what she said unintentionally. Some boys are prone to being sentimental, which is why. But you should pay enough attention to every such opportunity. For example, you should pay attention to the sense of propriety in your first conversation. It is best not to involve love. You might as well talk about your childhood. It would be bad if you go straight to the point! Girls must be wary of you like a wolf.
It’s best to flatter less often. If you praise her for her beauty, if she is really beautiful, then you are just the 700th person to praise her for her beauty, and the deepest impression on her may be the first person to praise her like this; if she is ordinary-looking, you will No one can tell what kind of results complimenting her will produce. If she finds out you don't mean what you say, you're dead. Remember, you can only coax a girl after she becomes your girlfriend. Starting to coax her before you even catch her is a sign of failure to grasp the heat.
Be less chauvinistic. A boy finally invited the girl he had admired for a long time to dinner, which cost him half a month's living expenses. Later, when he went to pay the bill, he found that the girl had already paid for him, and he wanted to pay her back. The girl doesn't want to. He felt that the girl had taken away his face and was very angry. The girl was so angry that she cried. Originally, the fact that the girl paid the bill for him meant that she had a crush on him, but instead of trying to please him, he lost his temper. No wonder he wanted to become a bachelor. Almost no girl will have a good impression of boys who don't respect women, remember! Remember!
Unite the majority. Almost every girl has one or two most intimate girlfriends. When other roads are unavailable, they are your successful path to victory. You can use them to know whether a girl is interested in you, and you can also use them to convey your meaning. This is much better than if you just say it. But don't ignore this new force. I have seen boys succeed through this method more than once.
Finally, I would like to remind everyone that there is never a fixed formula for love. The way others succeed may be your failure; the way others fail may be your failure. I am only mentioning some principled things here, and they must not be applied mechanically. If this ruins your good deeds, don't come to me. If a girl doesn't like you, not even the Jade Emperor can do anything about it. As the ancients said: Subduing the enemy's troops without fighting is the best strategy.
I have been pursuing girls based on the following experiences collected from seniors, and now I write them down for your reference:
1. Being thick-skinned: This is Very importantly, Jordan Chan said something in the movie Young and Dangerous: If a man is thick-skinned enough, then half of the success in chasing a girl will be achieved. hey-hey! ! Later, I tried everything and tried everything.
2. Infatuation: No matter how wronged you are, you have to show that it doesn't matter, and you have to find an opportunity on a special occasion to say to her: "XXX (name of person), I know you don't like me, I I also know that feelings cannot be forced, but... (remember: your eyes must be gentle to the extreme at this time, and then you look at her affectionately) said: You can't stop me from liking you, I To love you. I beg you not to regard me as your burden. You can live your own life. I only hope...just a small hope (the eyes must be wet) that you can keep me company. I will take care of you and protect you by your side...even if...even if (tears, tears are needed at this time, and it is very difficult to say it), treat me as an elder brother, younger brother, and do nothing to anyone, As long as you don't let me leave you, (cry, you must cry, as sad as you can), that's enough, that's enough... (Mumbling to himself) Remember this Never say anything to a girl like my life is yours and I can’t live without you. Girls hate it when a boy is in front of her.
3. Sweet mouth and smooth tongue: I can't teach you on this point, I can only rely on you. At this point, I would like to remind you: no matter what clothes she wears or what makeup she puts on, as long as she asks you, you must say "good-looking". ”, and even more so, because girls naturally like to be praised.
4. Stability: This point is compatible with the third point and is indispensable. Without stability, Girls will say you are a playboy. Without a sweet mouth and smooth tongue, girls will say you don’t understand taste.
5. Romance: This is also up to you, choose the right one. It's enough time to give her a surprise. Those who are rich will benefit greatly from this move. Don't be afraid of spending money.
6. Be careful: No matter what, think about her first. (Don't. Thinking that you will suffer a loss...etc.) Take good care of her, and you must make her feel like she can't live without you.
7 Summary: If you have learned all the above points. If so, I would like to say "there is no girl you can't catch" (this sentence does not include the huge difference in appearance, for example: the man looks like a tortoise, and the woman looks like a fairy). In short, the word "heart", Use your heart to understand what she is thinking and what she is thinking. Finally, I wish all lovers in the world to get married.
(Warning: Never use the above points to deceive girls. If you are caught, I will. Inform all the infatuated brothers to get up and crush the bad guy)
Written by a girl: How to chase girls, super classic
1. What kind of first impression should be left on MM? (Time: Just started to contact MM)
1. I think the most important thing is to let MM see your ambition.
The greatest charm of a man is to have a successful career. Young people don't work long hours and can't be considered "successful". At this time, you have to make the girl think that you are a motivated person.
You can talk nonsense about other things, but this question cannot be vague. Be sure to tell MM that you are full of confidence in the future, that you are not satisfied with the status quo, and that you already have long-term plans. In short, your future is not a dream.
2. Be confident and responsible
Don’t be like a child. Girls are lazy and want to find someone to rely on. You have to show your confidence and responsibility. Heart comes.
Having a wrong choice is much better than having no choice at all.
3. Don’t be too serious, but don’t be too casual either.
Be serious where you should be serious, and laugh when you should be funny.
Girls like men who are a little cynical, so don’t appear to care about anything, as that would be too dull.
4. Look more mature
Men who are calm and unhurried in situations are fatally attractive to girls.
2. How to have further contact with MM (time: the beginning of chasing)
1. The most important thing at this stage is not to be anxious, not to make things so clear, let People can tell at a glance that you are chasing them.
Think about it, most people will not fall in love with you at first glance, but they will also not hate you at first glance. They are all ordinary people’s children (unless you look like Chow Yun-fat, Andy Lau or Kevin Coster) (Na), goodwill needs to be realized as understanding continues to increase, so the key to the problem is the opportunity for further development you want.
Think about it from a girl’s perspective: If you rush over to find someone so directly, the girl must be under psychological pressure. If I find out that I don't like you after being in contact for a while, wouldn't it be like playing tricks on you? So if you come out with a determined attitude from the beginning, you will basically be put back immediately.
2. Start with a low profile
First of all, you must position the relationship as a "friend". It is originally an "ordinary friend". You hope to become a "good friend" with good taste
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You can also ask the other person to become a "confidante" or something, but never say "chasing you".
Think about it, if you don't mention "chasing" at all, then the girl will have less chance to "reject" you - how can she reject you if you don't pursue her? !
This can reduce the psychological pressure on girls and enable you to have a smooth relationship. Don't imagine that you will agree to marry you after only three days of knowing each other. You need to fully communicate and understand each other. Feelings do not arise out of thin air.
3. Don’t be too impatient in the process of dating
Be relaxed and don’t pester others all day long. You will get tired of anyone who treats you like this. A good friend of mine told me that the key to chasing a girl is eight words - "hot and cold, playing hard to get" (this is the culmination of many years of hard work by my classmate).
Of course they won’t think well of you if you keep pestering them all day long. If you cool off for a day or two, girls will remember the benefits of your presence.
Also, don’t have the ambition of “I won’t marry you unless you want me”. It’s not good if the price is too low. Sometimes you can use some tricks.
4. Create opportunities appropriately
As mentioned earlier, don’t make things immediately turn into “you are chasing someone else”, and you need to get the opportunity to get close to girls. It all depends on your creativity.
You can collect intelligence and find ways to turn waiting around into an encounter; you can also pretend to be casual and find the most sufficient reasons to invite the other person to do something with you.
In short, this is the most technical place. If it really doesn’t work, you can ask your seniors for advice.
5. Don’t: It is impolite to give gifts to others casually
Some people are eager to chase girls and like to buy things and give them to others. However, they don’t know that this is the most taboo thing for chasing girls.
As the saying goes, "No reward for no work". If you give people things like this, you are putting pressure on them. People will feel that they owe you something, so they will find a way to pay you back. If they can't pay you back, they will Find a way not to associate with you so that you don't always owe you favors.
If you want to show your sincerity, you might as well ask a girl to spend money together, such as finding a good restaurant to eat, or finding an expensive place to play together. Girls will naturally be able to see that you spend money. It was a lot of money, but after all, the money was spent by two people together rather than turned into things to take home.
3. What exactly is a “girlfriend”?
1. "Girlfriend" is a fact, not a promise
When you start dating a girl, you change from "ordinary friends" to "good friends", and then to To "a very, very good friend who talks about everything", you "accidentally" held her hand on a sunny afternoon; to "the moon above the willows", you suddenly attacked and kissed her. At this time, she is already your girlfriend. Whether she admits it or not, she already thinks that you are her boyfriend.
I know that the wisest person didn’t even ask “Will you be my girlfriend” until we went to bed? In the end, the girl got anxious and said, “Why don’t you ask me to be your girlfriend? ”
So, don’t rush to pierce the window paper. The more hazy the situation is, the better it is for you.
2. What is "confession"?
As mentioned before, confession is actually just a formality. The correct sequence should be: Only when she has actually become your girlfriend can you confess your love to someone, and it will be a matter of course. Many people don't understand this issue and always think that someone agrees to be their girlfriend first and then does whatever they want. I can only say that he is very, very "innocent" and also very, very "stupid".
3. Is there ever a time when you “have no choice but to express your feelings”?
Yes, for example, a third party appears, or the relationship between you and the girl is not mature but the two of you may be separated for a period of time.
The confession at this time is an immature confession, and the risk is very high. It is similar to the serious situation when playing Go. The lagging side is forced to release the "winner's hand", and if it wins, it wins. If you lose, you can only say "Unlucky people are born".
4. Don’t say the word "love" easily
I often see "bold confessions" appearing on forums. To be honest, I really think this is a very immature performance. "Love" is a sacred word, which means pursuit, commitment, and even a kind of responsibility.
Men who say "love" casually are irresponsible.
4. Civilized love should not be forced.
1. Not every good girl can be chased by a girl. There will always be many people chasing her, and it is impossible to fulfill everyone’s wish. , there will always be losers. For example, even if you study hard and master the most advanced principles of chasing girls, you still can't catch up with anyone in TWINS. Think about the problem from another angle, no matter how nice a rural nanny who has not graduated from elementary school is to you, earns 600 a month, buys you 700 gifts (overdraft), and is willing to "play a role" for you, you will not love her. Fuck her. If she cries and pesters you every day, you will definitely feel annoyed.
So love needs a material foundation, or at least a balance.
2. Chasing girls is a serious social activity
Don’t annoy others and leave a way out for yourself. Why should a man worry about not having a wife? Some girls are indeed snobbish (a minority). If you are not convinced, you can work hard and use facts to prove that "she was blind at the time." Never mislead others or yourself.
Finally, don’t appear cynical in front of MM. Being cynical sometimes means “you are a failure.”
Recommended] Tips for chasing girls
The more times you touch a woman, the easier it is for her to fall in love with you
After touching a woman, It can enhance mutual intimacy (physical contact is the best way to close the distance with women, and how to touch women without leaving a trace requires excellent skills
), if you can If you have a chance to touch her knees or hands, that would be perfect. But don't do this if you're meeting on a first date. In coffee shops and restaurants,
you'd better choose a side-by-side position (this is how opportunities are created). If you choose a face-to-face seat, you won't have the opportunity to touch each other. In terms of a woman's body, the left side (roughly the left half, but for a left-handed woman it is the right half) is an unusual area and it is easy to feel itchy. Therefore, it is best to keep the woman on your left. If you use your left hand to hug her from behind, she will fall into your arms. Then look forward to further good results to come. The difference between popular men and unpopular men
Popular men always keep a distance from non-ideal women, but for women they admire, they have ways to put her by their side.
Women will definitely be curious about attractive men
(curiosity is a fatal injury to women). This curiosity can be used in interesting conversations or in novel situations. On intelligence information. If you are not
popular, even if the other person is very curious, he will just try to avoid you when he sees you. He will always feel lonely around an unpopular man, and he hopes to be around you at all times. In a lively atmosphere,
If you want to be a popular man, you must have self-confidence (being confident but not arrogant is the only way to pursue your girlfriend, remember!) and good interpersonal relationships. I believe this, Good girls will be yours.
From a friend to a lover, you finally have the opportunity to ask her out, but you don’t know what gift to bring. On this occasion, it is best to bring a flower, so that you can pin the flower on her chest. In front of or on the hair
, it will naturally form an opportunity to kiss each other. As for dining, you may have to be a little more cautious the first time, but after the second time, you can choose food for two , to enhance mutual intimacy
. If you and her can eat a lot, then your relationship is not just friends, but a couple. Give yourself the opportunity to enter her inner world step by step
After the other person becomes your girlfriend, many people are distressed that their relationship cannot go further. In fact, if these people are not too If you don't care, you often let opportunities to enhance your feelings slip away quietly. Among female groups, a lot of attention is paid to boys who want to help women get their coats, because at the moment when they take off their coats, if there is a man present, it is easy for women to have the illusion of a couple
. When taking a taxi, if you can say: Put the things that are easy to forget with me, you will bring the distance between you and her closer. But if these behaviors are used improperly, it will be self-defeating.
Creating serendipity and mystery is very important to women. Compared with men introduced by others or met at work, men who meet by chance are more attractive to women. If this accidental situation happens repeatedly, women will definitely believe in fate. existence. But can a second chance be created? In fact, this is something that everyone can do.
If you want to meet a girl no matter what, you can check her commute route and other related matters in detail. If you want to make the first It will be much easier to get a second chance.
Only by accepting the female gaze can you be a successful man. Women always pay attention to the true face of men, so when they understand that the true face of men is not the type they like, Sometimes, they will most likely take the opportunity to escape.
It would be best to make some changes to suit her preferences. And a particularly good memory is a female characteristic. Some men have forgotten a sentence, but women remember it very clearly, so you
must remember every word you say to her. What kind of gift would she like? In terms of giving gifts, if your girlfriend likes small items, you can give her rings, watches or small flowers. If she likes large items, you can give her large dolls or large toys. And any number of bouquets can win her favor. Generally speaking, most people who like small items are more mature people, because these items can be placed within their control, so most of them will not act as they please. Women who like big dolls are probably a little childish, so when she is happy, she may pester her boyfriend. However, it is also possible that after getting tired of hugging the doll, they no longer want to hug you. In this regard, although women who like small items will cost you more, they seem to be easier to cultivate long-term love.
The shortcut to kissing: When kissing a woman, there is a principle, which is to press her against the wall. Women can use the wall as a reason why I can’t hide (-That’s right! If you want to kiss When it comes to a girl, give her a step up, even a forced kiss will be very easy to succeed!) Next. The situation of being unable to escape and avoid is a very important factor in psychology. Before becoming a beauty hunter, you must be familiar with various techniques to gain insight into women's psychology in order to win the final victory. Finally, when choosing a bar or restaurant, it is best to choose one with stairs, because this will give you more excuses to get close to her. If you can hold her hand, it will peel off even more of her defenses, and all that will be left is the act of kissing her. If you give in to women too much
or attitude, you will definitely fail. Women are both cute and scary animals. The main difference between women and men is that women have two-sided personalities. They look quite soft on the outside, but they are quite beautiful on the inside. But it can
be said to be Mother Night. Men who are not good at pursuing women can easily succumb to this kind of terror. Men who are not used to facing such women will submit to women's words or smiles and become independent.
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