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Selected from 80 classic quotations of Chen Danqing.

1. The most important artists in the world are not graduate students, nor are they undergraduates of the Academy of Fine Arts or affiliated middle schools, and some have never even attended high school. Where is it? Gao is a patient, and Picasso has no college degree. In today's China, you need a diploma. In order to get the recognition of work and society, you must get a diploma.

2. Don't wash your hands at will. It is impolite to throw water at others.

3. Compared with other people, the serious illness and common fault of China people are unpractical and dishonest. To say that they are down-to-earth and honest fools, China is not without them, but with few exceptions and losses.

4. Diploma is used to make a living, and it has nothing to do with art ... Employers need diplomas, because the first meaning of the unit is mediocrity. A diploma is a guarantee of mediocrity, and they will never want Van Gogh.

We are not qualified to talk about history and culture. Old Beijing can speak, but only memory, not culture. In another ten or twenty years, all the old Beijing will be dead. Who wants to talk about it?

6. Stars are good. Some people are crazy and bully others, but they will never be crazier and bully others than corrupt officials. ? When the star lost his temper, everyone vomited and asked him to apologize. China people bully the weak, bully people who stand on the side of understanding, and immediately stick to the best decission.

7, but I don't pity my boyhood, but sympathize with today's descendants. There was no comparison at that time, but everything is fine now. How big is the gap between classmates' family and colleagues' promotion? How many diaosi look at the mid-range community and save money until they are 50 years old, fearing that they can't afford the security post in the community.

8. Do people just sit down and write articles, even if they write about the moon in the sky and wormwood on the ground? Talk about yourself? .

9. Artists are born, so are scholars. ? Born? What do you mean, not so-called? Genius? It means that he really wants to do it, and nothing can stop him, so he keeps doing it and becomes the kind of person he wants to be.

10, you will meet all kinds of people in your life. You can't get along well with everyone, but one thing is universal: how you treat others, others will treat you.

1 1, I said: Serve the people? This sentence is wrong, there is no subject: serving the people? Who are you?

12. Among the students we painted together in those years, those who cast David's plaster very well don't know where they are now.

13, Chinese painting? Country? Character, degeneration, Chinese painting? Painting? In addition to making money, there are only two magic weapons left: one is a tool and the other is a schema? With the dust settled in the history of Chinese painting? Visibility? , we? Remember? Great classical tradition.

14, as for it? Mainstream value? what's up How to resist? Forget it. How could it be? Even if there is, I don't advocate children resisting. The era and culture of resistance are out of date, why the whole world? Anti-culture? Pay enough. Don't resist or try to change society. If you can change yourself one by one, your merits are boundless.

15. What was my education since childhood? Two thirds of the people in the world live in dire straits? Of course, the third refers to China people who live in China. I really can't bear to appreciate it? Shallow water? And then what? Is it hot? Live, and then resolutely go abroad. Suffering? Went? Sorry, I came back at the beginning of this year.

16, when someone is staring at you, don't look directly at the other person and pretend not to notice.

17, China doesn't even have a real public space. Where did it come from? * * * intellectuals? ? Entering public affairs, occasionally a fool like me comes out and tells a few words of truth, and everyone is willing to listen. This is a very poor thing.

18, I don't have a sketch basis, so I don't draw as usual. China's Chinese paintings never sketch. Just no foundation? Back in those days, among the students we painted together, those who painted David's plaster statue very well don't know where they are now.

19, is this progress or retrogression? It's hard to say. The physical level must have improved. At that time, we wouldn't eat out all year round. Who has hot and cold water facilities? Dogs are generally alive, but they are still poor and happy. If you have long hair, you can dress up. Nowadays, a wage earner can wear leather shoes and dye blond hair. The poor girl has a cheap lipstick in her bag.

I don't know whether I know miners or farmers, but I certainly can't understand officials, businessmen, financiers and expressionless scientists. No, not at all? This is my relationship with reality, which is why it is always difficult for me to straighten out the relationship with reality and I don't want to straighten it out.

2 1. My real identity is educated youth. My real education level is that I graduated from high school and never went to middle school.

22. The key is to let the society with disparity between the rich and the poor establish a mechanism that reflects fairness and social wealth, so that the poor can also benefit.

23. If it is a spring door, please go out first, whether it is pulling or pushing. If someone is behind you, you should take the initiative to hold the door to prevent it from bouncing back and photographing others. Be sure to say thank you when others open the door for themselves.

I don't care about China students' English at all. I think everyone's Chinese is very messy. We are definitely Qian Qian? Good radish? English is not good now, and so is Chinese.

25. Preference, unknown, turmoil, semi-consciousness, half-baked, painting is probably the best state to be brought to a breakthrough.

26, be sure of your feelings, feelings are very valuable things. Painting people depends on feeling, not skill. I painted a little girl on a pilgrimage so bitter and beautiful that she didn't know it? Art is like this, moving people with this little bit.

27. I don't have a sketching foundation, so I don't draw as usual. China's Chinese paintings never draw sketches, so they just have no foundation.

There must be a generation gap between me and young people. The generation gap is a good thing and a normal state, which shows that everything is changing. What matters is not the generation gap, but how father and son look at it.

29. What did we say today? Five stresses and four beauties? The level is very low, but be polite, obey the rules, cross the line and don't spit casually. What does this mean? It only shows that our society is not beautiful.

30, the root cause of urban white-collar pain, is in? Before opening? 、? Open? 、? After the opening? In the face of the specious sexual concept that opens the future, they suffer greatly and rarely benefit from it. The question is, with our China? Open women? What kind of men are China men who go to bed as soon as they meet and break up when they get out of bed?

3 1、? Dan Qing: Why are you also called Chen Danqing? ? Then sign my name. But then I regretted it: why can't people scream? Chen Danqing? ? I should write like this: Dan Qing: My name is Chen Danqing, too. ?

32. The countryside remains the same: What's your last name? Are you a stranger? Fuck you, you wait, there's no chance. ? China's view of human feelings.

33. It's funny to say and be a hero in this era. Don Quixote deserves respect because of its seriousness. Now? Hero? are you sure you meant it? Once a hero will really die.

After 34, 80 and 90, I have seen the most obedient, passive, anti-youthful instinct and lack of expression consciousness. What else? The beat generation? Compared with hippies, it's a joke.

35. Diplomas are used to make a living, and have nothing to do with art ... Employers need diplomas, because the first meaning of the unit is mediocrity. Diplomas are the guarantee of mediocrity, and they will never ask for anything. Tall man.

36. I hope I'm talking nonsense? Comparing vertically, which is worse, post-80s or post-90s, to express desire and space? **? What's the difference between the early 50s and those years after 50s? May 4th Movement? Young people before and after.

37. Sound knowledge is the foundation, but sketch is not. Now sketch teaching is against common sense. Everything is important, but you are wrong when you say that sketching is the most important. A tree, can you tell which branch and which leaf are the most important?

38. Why do I like Lu Xun? He vowed to fight, refused to buy, and challenged all his life, but he was filial, kind and soft-hearted, as were some intellectuals and artists in the West. They are shocking, but they are simple and real in private. Not many people like China, or shocking and unlovable; Either people are cute, but they have no bones and sharp edges.

I hope the rich people in China dress strangely and live a very strange life. Most works of art are like this. There must be such a group of weirdos in China, living a very unreal life.

40. Don't be distracted when listening to others, or it will be rude.

4 1、? Family inheritance is particularly important, and people can learn from family. ? Explain, for example, that you are Qian Xuesen and a doctor, and this doctorate is very heavy because of you; But if you don't have any unique skills, but you get a doctorate all your life, what kind of material are you, you can imagine? I've always hated the face of famous school students who think they are superior.

After 42 and 50, the anxiety in those years is not for further studies and rice bowls, but for which province and factory to work in. You have to go. Bitterness is bitterness. Panic is useless. Admit it all. Some post-60s are similar to our fate, some post-70s are similar to post-80s, and the post-50s adolescence is stuck in an extraordinary period, which is not good compared with today.

43. When someone pours you water, don't just look at it, but hold it in your hand to show politeness.

44. I really want to know what is the factor, and when did their beards begin to grow? Germination? And then what? Confirm? For the beard, I didn't. ? Answer the reporter's question? When did you become an artist and when did you confirm that you were an artist?

45. Generally speaking, China people are used to being tricky and perfunctory, so am I .. And I have met American artists. They are all stupid, extremely devoted, serious, firm and resilient, even perseverance and Excellence.

46, parking should be in place, leave a good space for others to open the door, and the front of the car is forward, which is convenient for leaving.

47. The ancients shouted in their hearts every time they hit the bull's-eye? Shame? Why? Because it's time? See yourself in the crowd? .

48. Squat down when you take things or put on shoes, and don't bend over and pout.

49. The modernization of the whole world means that everyone lives in a cement forest and a cement pigeon coop, pretending to plant some trees and flowers, which shows that there is still a connection with nature.

50. When serving others rice or tea, if there is a person in the middle, don't pass in front of others, but bypass them from behind.

5 1, the Olympic bid is not for sports, but an out-and-out super task, but without this task, money can't go down and things can't be done, so I thank God with reservations, thank you.

52. Eat with a bowl, don't pick plates, and don't knock on the bowl with chopsticks.

Fifty years passed quickly, and the country suddenly remembered? Humanistic tradition? 、? Chinese studies? These words, a sudden commemoration? National college? What do you suddenly want to do today? Humanities lecture hall, so not only I, but also the country often loses memory.

There is no end to learning, not only to learn books, but also to learn how to treat people. This society is far more complicated than you think.

55. Today, universities and educational circles all over the country are talking about it. Humanities, but you know, a nation suddenly wants to talk about it? Humanities? This is not a good thing, on the contrary, it shows that there are great problems in the human condition.

56. Simplify all kinds of superficial articles and strict measures in today's education system, but there are only four sentences: treat children as adults and treat adults as children; Simple things are complicated, and complicated things are simplified.

57. John Berg, an Englishman, said: A national reconciliation that is isolated from history and only has the right to choose and act is not as good as a nation and class that has always been able to put itself in history. That's why. Is this the only reason? All past art is a matter of * *. ?

58. The first sentence on the phone must be:? Hello, hello! ? When you hang up, if the other person is an elder or your boss, wait until the other person hangs up. If you are an elder or your own boss, hang up first and don't keep the other party waiting.

When someone criticizes you, even if he is wrong, don't argue first, and then explain when everyone calms down.

60. China has too many extravagant tricks. You go to the antique shop. Every gadget has a smaller gadget, which is extravagant to the extreme.

6 1, I hate China people's attitude towards stars, which is complicated and dark. This has been the case since ancient times. I secretly hope that something will happen to others and feel psychologically satisfied with the player's mentality.

62. Developing real estate is one thing; Building more houses for people to live in is another matter. Don't be confused.

63. Politeness should be for everyone, whether it's the boss, the elder, the waiter in the restaurant or the old man picking up garbage on the roadside.

64. The bravest thing is to know the truth of life and love it. Don't be afraid of cheating, but you should know that there are cheating in the world.

65. There are too many people who have received primary education and can make a difference; There are too many people who have received college education and accomplished nothing. ? Education? With what? Achievement? It should be proportional, not like this.

66. The urban landscape has been completely destroyed. Which ancient country is so determined to destroy its imperial city and obliterate its history? Cairo? Madrid? Rome? Paris? Kyoto? Nara? Petersburg? No, no ancient capital city has been disfigured beyond recognition like Beijing. I can't wait to change the face of Beijing.

67. Every time I give a speech, young people come up to sign autographs and take pictures. I have to play with them, otherwise it will hurt young people's self-esteem. Now let me get down to business. A truly promising young man wouldn't do such a thing.

68. The most important artists in the world are not graduate students, nor are they undergraduates of the Academy of Fine Arts or affiliated middle schools, and some of them have never even attended high school. Van Gogh was a patient, Picasso didn't have a college degree. In today's China, you need a diploma. In order to get the recognition of work and society, you must get a diploma.

69. Chinese studies and the vast art world have never been so huge, luxurious and luxurious. We are sitting in a four-star hotel at the moment? What are we criticizing? Can we stand criticism?

70. I have never sent back any news of success. I think as a China person, going abroad is a failure in itself.

7 1. All men are created equal. At that time, the slogan of the French was desire, not fact. You double eyelid, I fucking single eyelid? People are unequal when they are born.

72. As soon as I came back, many colleagues from China who were still in the United States were very worried and asked me sincerely: Have you adapted? Habit? Regret it? So you're afraid I'll come back? Suffering? .

73. Don't spit and throw things everywhere. If there is no trash can, take it home and throw it in the trash can.

74. Enough is enough, whether it's eating your favorite food or losing your temper.

75. You should at least be able to answer when others are talking to you. You can't say the last sentence, you don't have the next sentence, or you can just say, right, right.

76. The truly effective education is self-education. I doubt it, okay? Cultivate? This sentence. Where is it? Who raised him? Who trained Qi Baishi?

77. The reporter asked: Is a woman without talent a virtue? Do you agree? Chen Danqing answer? People without virtue are talents? Do you agree?

78. Relaxing the constraints, slightly relaxing the aesthetic concept and slightly diversifying the creative pattern are the prerequisites for doing the minimum culture. A word was used in the 80 s, called? It's really vivid to loosen a lot of languages. Tell the truth if you are not careful.

79, China literature and art is very desolate, thin only biceps brachii, a knot in one's flesh. It looks very strong. It looks like a flower. Just like sports in China, the whole world wins gold medals, but where can there be sports in society? Where can people play sports? Winning prizes everywhere? Sports? It is the strongest muscle in China, and other parts are as thin as death.

Whether drawing or writing, I try not to tell lies. I am outspoken, and I don't know what I will say one day.