How to tell your girlfriend dirty jokes and tease your husband's dirty jokes

I love you and obey you only because I want to chase you.

The world is small, and I only have eyes for you.

4. Say I love you, no matter how stupid and bitter you are!

I want to be gentle and take care of you.

6. Be gentle all your life and never give up on Bai Shou.

Being my girl is as irreplaceable as sunshine.

8. I want to listen to the breeze and drizzle, and I want to have you by my side.

9. I love you. It's about love, not you.

10, nothing special, just miss you very much.

Promise me you won't fall in love with anyone else.

12, every snowflake is your charming smile.

13, with you, trivial things have become stories.

14, I want to hide you in my dream, and I can't take you away at dawn.

15, except for the beauty of my husband, I don't accept any bribes.

16, they have a lot of words about the moon, I have you.

17, partly because of monasticism and partly because I miss you.

18. Affection haunts my heart, which is my eternal attachment to you.

19, I can pretend to be rich, but I can't pretend not to love you.

20. I can spend every minute with you or the rest of my life.

2 1, my love is like a rock; Life is for you and never shifts.

22. You don't know what infatuation is until you are full of thoughts all night.

23. I suddenly feel that my life is not long enough, and it is not enough for one person to love you.

24. Don't ask me if I have you in my heart. All I have left is you.

It's good that you have gained weight again, so that I can love you more.

26. You are the joy of youth, and reading backwards is also you.

27. Don't be afraid that all good things will disappear. Let it exist first.

28. Can you hold my hand and change from a wife to an old woman?

29. For me, you are my today, tomorrow and future.

30, want to be a thief, steal your face, steal your heart.

3 1, feelings are like a game, sometimes you have to open it.

32. I don't want a short tenderness, as long as you accompany me for a lifetime.

33. I want to stand by your side in the future. I am wearing a white wedding dress.

34, I love you, is a falling meteor, rising vision.

35. I chose incurable diseases, but I chose you and died!

36. The strongest wine I have ever drunk is the gentleness of your bow and smile.

37. All good things will come as scheduled, including you.

38, play the game of love at first sight, don't details, I want you.

39. Life is mine. If I die, I will keep it for her for life.

40. Look into my eyes, it's full of you. Look how fat you are.

4 1. Think of me more when you can't sleep, and don't waste time.

42, the temperature in the United States is entangled in the fingers, and the heart rate is still accelerating.

43. Everything in the world is bitter, and your blatant preference is redemption.

Dear, marry me, because I love you very much!

45. You are my temperate maritime climate, always warm.

46. Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes.

47. There are not so many coincidences, just because I like you.

48. In every night with you, I am no longer lonely.

49. If you are a witch, all I have to do is become a demon.

50. You won't leave without deposit, as long as you have your unique love.

5 1, cherish every encounter, I believe there will always be someone you love.

52. After saying good night to each other, you began to sleep, and I began to miss you.

53. Please, stop it. If I know that you love me, I will be responsible for you.

You know your sentence I love you, which warms my life.

Because of you, I will hold my mobile phone from time to time to see if there is any news from you.

56. I am your life and death is your ghost. I will follow you all my life.

57. It is the dream I want to realize with you most.

58. I hope I am lucky enough to stay with you all the time and not be replaced.

59. I love you a little too much in this life, and I have made a backup for loving you in the afterlife!

If you were the sea, I would like to turn into a beach and let you kiss my face every day.

6 1, the years are quiet and the world is safe. I really want you to give me a grand encounter.

I really want to pick a pink cloud and push you around on it.

63. My fist and ass are only hard for you, and your eyes and ass are only wet for me.

64. The vegetation has sunshine and water, the kite has breeze and rope, and I will have you for the rest of my life.

65. You love me most. I didn't have time to think about it when I said it. After thinking about it, I still said it.

66. My love story is hidden in the wind, the person I like is hidden in the dream, but you are in my heart.

67. Because I like stars, I compare you to the Milky Way, which combines all my likes.

68. Dream a foolish dream, really love someone and live this life carelessly.

69. There are trees in the yard of Houhai, and the jade in Xia Dynasty has jobs. At this moment, you are in my heart.