Interesting homophones, crossword puzzles, jokes, the origin of Chinese characters, couplets

A man said narcissistically, "I want to be a woman in my next life and marry a man like me!" " "

A female friend was intoxicated and replied, "In that case, you will ruin the lives of both of you."

My friend told me about her husband's mistake. The more she talked, the angrier she became. Suddenly she turned to her little son and asked, "If mom and dad quarrel, which side are you on?"

The child thought for a moment and said firmly, "Stand by!"

2011111is a once-in-a-century giant singles day. Two bachelors were sitting together chatting.

Bachelor A said, "What do you think is the most terrible thing today?" .

Bachelor B said, "Of course, I will celebrate Singles Day by myself."

A bachelor said, "No, the terrible thing is that the person you like doesn't have Singles Day today."

In a noodle restaurant, a couple are eating Lamian Noodles with relish.

Suddenly, the wife said to her husband with emotion, "It's delicious. Do you know how to make such delicious Lamian Noodles? "

Without thinking, the husband said, "Of course!"

I bought a bottle of gray nail polish, which feels good when applied. I just want to show it to my husband.

Husband actually said, "If you get onychomycosis, one will infect two!" " "

Going shopping with friends, I saw a lot of people lined up at the door of a tea shop. In order to have a taste, we also lined up to buy two cups.

Let's go shopping and drink. When a cup was about to be swallowed, my friend suddenly said, "This noodle soup tastes terrible!" " "

The mother led the crying child in the street.

Child: "Mom, I can't help it. I want to pull it out. "

Mom: "Wait a minute! Go to McDonald's! "

The child ran like crazy, stopped at the door, followed by his mother, who rummaged through the toilet paper in the bag, looked at the child and couldn't push the door, shouting, "Pull (the door)!"

Child: "Oh!" So I took off my pants. ...