What are the positive energy jokes?

1, sometimes you really need to be displaced, which will make you feel that life is not easy and hard. It is not a kind of self-abandonment, but a kind of peace of mind gained from growing up. You need to be hurt and rejected to become stronger and cherish what you have now.

2. The hole in jeans is very fashionable. When will pilling of sweaters and scarves become fashionable?

Today, in the elevator, two Germans were chatting together, but I didn't expect that I understood everything. It seems that studying hard is very effective, otherwise how could they speak Chinese so fluently!

4. Life is not only immediate, but also an invitation from my predecessor.

5, there is sunshine in my heart, and rainy days are also a kind of romance. There are always ups and downs in a person's life. It will not be like the rising sun forever, nor will it be miserable forever. Repeated ups and downs are a test for a person. Therefore, those who float on it need not be proud; Those who sink to the bottom need not be pessimistic.

6. While waiting in line for payment, a girl in front dropped a $50 bill. I don't think she paid much attention, so she quickly pretended that her shoelaces were loose, stepped on the money and prepared to pick it up after she left. After a while, she suddenly said, "Big Brother, you can't tie your shoelaces until next year."

7, physical examination, pretty nurse brought a box of feces to check. When I saw someone selling baked sweet potatoes outside, I thought of Doby. I bought baked sweet potatoes outside, kneaded them into mud, and sent them to a box for inspection. "16, you have too many boxes, don't use so many." The nurse called my number. I stepped forward and picked up the box and said, "Don't bother, look at me." Then he grabbed the contents with his hand and began to eat. The nurse threw up on the spot. Then the buddy next to her said, "Brother, that box is mine. You heard wrong. "

8. A software salesman went to the noodle restaurant to eat. He looked around for a while and said to the boss, "Do you want to change customers? The interface is old. " The boss suddenly froze. I have never seen such a guest who offered to help with his face. The boss quickly waved his hand and said, "no, no, I'll do it." The interface ... our side is definitely new, not old. "