Jokes about teachers

History teacher: Those students really can't teach. I ask questions in class.

Do you know who Wu Zetian is? The first classmate replied that she was not familiar with her, the second classmate replied that she was one of his netizens, the third classmate said that he had her QQ number and asked her after class ... Another classmate even took out his mobile phone and said that he would ask her out immediately.

Geography teacher: Look at their papers yourself. The top of five famous mountains in China is (Zhao Benshan), the most famous river is (Pan Changjiang), the coal in China is (black), and the iron in China is (hard). How can I attend class?

Chinese teacher: during class, a classmate was reading a magazine, so I confiscated his magazine and hit him on the head ... but when I turned to continue the class, his deskmate actually burst out laughing, which made the class impossible. I asked him why he was laughing. Do you know what he answered me? The boy took out a book from the drawer and said to me, "Teacher, it's a good thing you didn't find me reading, or you would kill me."

Math teacher: A classmate who has never failed in a unit exam can actually use his high school knowledge in his homework ... I asked him if he did this homework himself, and that classmate actually replied that I didn't know. Tell me what this is called. I kept asking him to tell me honestly who did it for him. Well, he had reason to answer, "Teacher, I really don't know who did this homework. To be honest, I went to bed early last night ... "

Physics teacher: Do you know how many classes I have taught, one clockwise and the other counterclockwise? Five classes! Yes, that's what I told them. I told them to look at their watches if they didn't understand. Wherever a clockwise hand goes, it is clockwise, and vice versa. However, if the whole class counts, it's either a mobile phone or an electronic watch ... I will teach them these two words for a semester unless I resign.

Biology teacher: I really don't want to go, but ... you know, I have a heart attack and can't stand being excited, but can I not be excited? Yesterday's unit exam, according to the requirements of the syllabus, I asked my classmates to look at the bird legs in the teaching pictures and write down the names and living habits of birds. But as soon as I said the content of the exam, one of my classmates stood up and walked out, shouting, "There are also such questions. I won't take the exam. " Do you think such students need education? I stopped him and asked him his name. He actually pulled his trouser leg and exposed his leg and said to me, "Come, look at my leg and write my name ..."

Art teacher: You know, I have just been assigned to this class. Yesterday in class, I heard several students shouting "beauty" as soon as I entered the door. Do you find it irritating? I am a teacher. How can they be so rude? ..... Yes, it was wrong for me to resign because they called me "beauty", but when I wanted someone to call me "beauty", those classmates shouted to me: "What are you looking at? I'm not calling you!"