The woman on the Internet asked me to tell a joke.

At three o'clock at noon, when the scorching sun was in the sky, the supervisor gave an order: chop! Suddenly, the condemned man burst out laughing, and the supervisor asked, Why are you laughing? The condemned man hesitated for a moment and said, The expert is right. A smile every day can prolong your life by 5 seconds.

Mom doesn't have to worry about my study anymore! ! ! So simple! ! ! I really want to have a BBK lighter, with a textbook, and I won't order it anywhere! !

Devil: God, can I be reincarnated?

God: Yes.

Demon: I don't want to be a demon anymore. I want to be as white as an angel and have wings, but I still want to suck blood.

God: Well, you can be reborn as a nurse.

There are three people in the family, named robber, kitchen knife and trouble.

One day, the trouble disappeared. The robber came to the public security bureau with a kitchen knife and said to the police, "hello, I'm a robber." I am looking for trouble with a kitchen knife. "

The original ideas of the four classic novels are very incisive:

Water Margin: I cut; Westward Journey: I change; Three kingdoms: I cry; The Red Chamber: I said! Westward Journey: Got it; Red chamber: home defeat; Water Margin: Dead; Three kingdoms: reunification! Water Margin: There are people in my Jianghu; The Red Chamber: There are people in our court; Westward Journey: There are people in my sky; Three Kingdoms: I have people! Water Margin: Most of them are men; The Red Chamber: Most of them are women; Westward Journey: Most of them are not people; Three Kingdoms: Most of them are people!

In physics class, the teacher talked about radioactive elements and said: radioactive elements are very dangerous, so you humans must stay away! !