Tang poetry and song poetry jokes

Invincible joke] → Burst _ Laugh _ Short _ Letter _ ← (You can laugh to death more than N people if you send it out)

1. You struggled to paddle, breaststroke, backstroke and butterfly in the swimming pool, impressive diving! The old man on the shore was anxious: I *! Did you drink up the cesspool and stop me from farming?

There are two birds in the tree. The hunter raised his gun and killed one. He found it hairless. He's thinking. Another bird flew down and cursed the hunter: MD, you shot her down as soon as I stripped her naked!

3. Female, sweet tooth, very fat! This woman has a hobby: she hates ants and kills them when she sees them.

Ask him the old saying: this little thing loves sweets so much and his waist is so thin!

4. A police dog saw an ordinary dog coming on the road and suddenly ran over to ask it: I am a police dog, what are you? The ordinary dog took a disdainful look and said, idiot, look clearly, I am plain clothes!

The little toad saw the frog and asked its mother, "That uncle looks like us, but why is he green?" Mother Toad: "Shh! Keep your voice down, that's because his wife has gone to spend Valentine's Day with someone else. "

6. A patient with indigestion complained to the doctor: I have been very abnormal recently. Pull whatever you eat, cucumber and watermelon, how to return to normal? The doctor is silent for a moment, then you can only eat shit.

7. There is a monkey who always rubs on the X before eating. The administrator explained that the monkey swallowed a peach, and the peach core was stuck in X, so it was necessary to verify whether it could pass before eating.

8. Today I saw a beggar begging with two hats. After giving a dime, I asked the beggar why he was holding two hats. The beggar replied, "Business is not very good recently, and another branch has been opened."

9. Friar Sand took the math exam. The invigilator stared at the beads around his neck for a long time and sneered: Hey! If you disguise the abacus like this, don't cheat. Take it off.

10. Devil: God, can I be reincarnated? God: Yes. Demon: I don't want to be a demon anymore. I want to be as white as an angel and have wings, but I still want to suck blood. God: Well, you can be reborn as a nurse.