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Classic sentences that despise people

1, Brother Chun and Brother Zeng are more feminine than you!

2, boy, you are crazy, and your breath is bigger than beriberi.

3. Always be young, always be act young, never be grateful, and always shed tears.

I used to think Picasso was an abstract school. I didn't know Picasso was a realist until I met you.

Animals will become people in this dress. You will become an animal as soon as you put it on.

6. Brother, can you lower the resolution on your face a little?

7, study hard, make progress every day, within three years, you don't engage in objects, the key is that you are not good-looking, but there is nothing but ugliness.

8. People like you, a drama can only live for two episodes, or die.

9. You are obviously a snail, and you have to carry a tortoise shell, which is seriously overloaded. You're not too tired.

10, I feel like two pigs, because one can't tolerate your stupidity.

1 1. Bitches are always bitches. Even in times of economic crisis, it should not be expensive.

12, when I become a swan, you and I are an egg!

13, giraffes make you sick.

14. At first glance, you are not so good, but at second glance, you might as well look fierce.

15, you look like the scene of an accident.

16, I can't describe you anymore, because you are beyond the description of the earth people.

17. You waste air when you are alive, land when you are dead, and RMB when you are half dead.

18, you see it right, how can I say it? The pixels are relatively low!

19, you think you are an onion, who will touch your sauce?

20, you chased me naked for two kilometers, and I'll call me a hooligan later!

2 1, you are simply four, except two, MINUS two, it's really two plus two, MINUS one, there are two.

22, boy, what's the matter today? Did you take the wrong medicine when you went out? Or did you forget to take your medicine?

23. I don't wrestle with pigs for two reasons: one is to make me dirty, and the other is to make pigs happy.

24. I thought you were a flower on the cliff, but later I realized that you were just a scum in the sea of people.

25. Don't take my tolerance for you as your shameless capital.

26. (Classic sentence) Your appearance is very refreshing!

27, others want to fly a plane into Gemini, and you happen to have the same strength as skydiving.

28, your life, summed up in eight words-absurd life, cowardly death.

29, take less human skin as animals, cheeky hooligans!

30, your five senses organization discipline is too bad!

3 1, cow dung is cow dung after all, and it won't become a delicious cake if it is steamed in a pot.

32. Like you, men look at eggs and women look at lactic acid.

Although you are wearing perfume, I still vaguely smell scum.

34. When you go out, there are no birds in hundreds of mountains and no footprints in thousands of roads.

35. To be an actor like you, you don't have to make up to shoot ghost films, and you don't have to do CG to shoot Jurassic.

I'm not looking down on you. I haven't seen you at all.

37. Your father jumped out of the urn and cried for you.

38. Ugliness is not your intention, but God's temperament.

Look at your ranking and you will know how many people are in your class.

40. How many worries can you have, just like a eunuch going to a brothel!

A contemptuous sentence

1. Your life, summed up in eight words, is absurd and timid.

Look at your ranking and you will know how many people are in your class.

3. Pockmarked is not called Pockmarked, which is a lie.

4. Li Bihua said: What is redundancy? Cotton-padded jacket in summer, cattail leaf fan in winter, and your hospitality after I was cold.

It is impossible to steal happiness, but there is hope to steal fat.

6. When you go out, there are no birds in hundreds of mountains and no footprints in thousands of roads.

7. You waste air to live, land is dead, and RMB is half dead.

8. I don't wrestle with pigs for two reasons: one is to make me dirty, and the other is to make pigs happy.

9. I thought I was a flower on the cliff, but later I realized that I was just a scum in the sea of people.

10. Why do you suddenly want to cry? Do I also have some little sadness going upstream?

1 1. Always young, always act young, always ungrateful, always crying.

12. What happened today, son? Did you take the wrong medicine when you went out? Or did you forget to take your medicine?

13. If you make trouble without reason, you will get something! Despise others

14. I believe you won't leave when you come. If you leave, I'll pretend you haven't been here. We should treat fate and love like this.

15. I really want to put my size 37 shoes on your size 42 face at once.

16. My father expressed his views on my obesity: Han Hong didn't die, but Han Hong was ill.

17. How far your thoughts are, how far you roll; You can roll as fast as the speed of light

18. Come on, do you want to die or not?

19. Everyone says I'm ugly, but I'm just not beautiful.

20. Your teeth are like the stars in the sky, brightly colored and far apart.

2 1. What a beautiful uncle!

22. Did you drink too much in Sanlu?

23. I don't know much about music, so sometimes it's unreliable and sometimes it's out of tune.

24. No one has blown cowhide so fresh and refined for a long time!

25. Get out and keep rolling classic words.

26. Women like ugly men, and don't like ugly men.

27. Your hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic. Static is sleeping, dynamic is turning over.

28. Your teeth are like the stars in the sky, brightly colored and far apart.

29. What a beautiful uncle!

30. I thought I was a flower on the cliff, but later I realized that I was just a scum in the sea of people.

3 1. Why do you suddenly want to cry? Do I also have some little sadness going upstream?

32. My father commented on my obesity: Han Hong didn't die, but Han Hong was ill.

33. Get out of here and keep getting out of here.

34. Always young, always act young, never ungrateful, always in tears.

35. You waste air to live, land is dead, and RMB is half dead.

36. Boy, what happened today? Did you take the wrong medicine when you went out? Or did you forget to take your medicine?

37. How far is the thought, how far you roll; You can roll as fast as the speed of light

Come on, do you want to die or not?

39. I don't wrestle with pigs for two reasons: one is to make me dirty, and the other is to make pigs happy.

40. Li Bihua said: What is redundancy? Cotton-padded jacket in summer, cattail leaf fan in winter, and your hospitality after I was cold.

4 1. Your life, summed up in eight words, is absurd and timid.

42. I really want to put my size 37 shoes on your size 42 face at once.

43. I don't know much about music, so sometimes it's unreliable and sometimes it's out of tune.

A contemptuous remark

1, get out of here and keep rolling.

2. You finally came. I've been looking for you for years. What did you do on Mars? I am going to Pluto now. I'll tell you something later. Don't go away.

Hello, I am playing a game called CS (or something else). Please press the "Reset" button on your computer and leave a message after the beep. Thank you.

Your hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic. Static is sleeping, dynamic is turning over.

If you are satisfied, please accept my answer. Thank you! ! o(∩_∩)o…

6. What happened today, son? Did you take the wrong medicine when you went out? Or did you forget to take your medicine?

7. The subscriber you called is being classified by the system. Please call again later.

8, alas-you are so naughty! You see, before I finished, there you go again-

9. Women like bad men and don't like bad men.

10, hello, QQ is on holiday today, I'm NETANTS…… ... ...

1 1, Tencent server system crashed, please try again later!

12, ★ Cramp ... Please don't disturb. ...

13, my current position: WC; Posture: squat; Face: convulsion; Status: hard ...

14, Wukong, do you want to talk to the teacher? If you want to talk, just say so. How do you know you want to talk to the teacher until you tell me?

15, I thought I was a flower on the cliff, but later I realized that I was just a scum in the sea of people.

16, tell me, do you want to die or not?

17, hi-I'm not here now. If you have anything, please leave a message after hearing "force" ... force!

18, formatting your hard disk, please wait. ...

19, I don't know much about music, so sometimes it's unreliable and sometimes it's out of tune.

20. I'm taking a shower-don't peek-um-short-um-short-

2 1, the computer is processing your information, please wait a moment, if there is no response for a long time, please restart the computer!

22. If the host is not here, please pick up the mouse and leave a message after the beep. ...

23. Hello, I'm going to kill some people, and I'll be back soon.

24. The QQ you are using is an unregistered version. You can continue to use the software, but the function of sending short messages will be blocked. Support domestic software, please register a new version!

25. Your teeth are like stars in the sky, brightly colored and far apart.

26, your life, summed up in eight words-absurd life, cowardly death.

27. Be right back after the commercial!

28. My father commented on my obesity: Han Hong didn't die, but Han Hong was ill.

29. I don't wrestle with pigs for two reasons: one is to make me dirty, and the other is to make pigs happy.

30. If you need me, please shout!

3 1, I went to eat. If you are handsome, please contact me later. If you are a beauty ... even if you are a beauty, I have to eat first.

32. This person is wanted by Interpol all over the world. If you have any information about this person, please call the local police at 120. Please speak the following code into the phone: I'm really not crazy, I'm not crazy, I'm really not crazy! Then report your position. Thank you for your cooperation. Our professionals will protect your safety.

33. I believe you won't leave when you come. If you leave, I'll pretend you haven't been here. -We should treat fate and love like this.

34. The master is away. Where have you been? Just ... just not telling you! If you really want to find it, please press and hold the computer power button for 4 seconds, and then leave a message ... The user is not responding, maybe the user is busy, please try again later. Or press Ctrl+Alt+Del to return.

35. Suicide, let's talk about it later. ...

Look at your ranking and you will know how many people are in your class.

37. Li Bihua said: What is redundancy? Cotton-padded jacket in summer, cattail leaf fan in winter, and your hospitality after I was cold.

You have the right to remain silent, and everything you say will be recorded. You can find a proxy server. If you can't afford it, the network will assign one to you.

39. The owner is streaking, and the owner has rushed out of the service area.

40. Please read the following terms carefully before adding me as a friend: 1. If you are below 18, please chat with me under the guidance of your parents; 2. Non-professional chat people do not take the initiative to say hello; You are refused to ask me for an answer. If I don't reply, please stop all information consciously!

4 1, QQ offline message that can make anyone angry and vomit blood!

42. I really want to put my size 37 shoes on your size 42 face at once.

43. No one has blown cowhide so fresh and refined for a long time!

Everyone says I'm ugly, but in fact I'm just beautiful.

45. Due to the influence of the atmospheric ionosphere, the satellite connection with this user has been interrupted. Please try again later.

46. Sorry, the message you just sent was lost due to the server. Please resend it.

47. What a beautiful uncle!

48. Sorry, the network is down. Please resend ...

49. Living wastes air, dying wastes land and dying wastes RMB.

50, pockmarked is not called pockmarked, deceiving.

5 1, the person you called is not here now. When you hear the hard disk click, please leave a message on the mouse. Thank you. ...

52. I was playing gobang, and I lost all my pants when I was distracted last time. If you lose again this time, you will be photographed naked! I don't want anyone to see me. I'll call you back after the game.

It is impossible to steal happiness, but there is hope to steal fat.

54. How far your thoughts are, how far you roll; You can roll as fast as the speed of light

55. Hello. This is an automatic reply from Tencent Service Center. Receiving this message indicates that there is something wrong with your operating system. Please press Ctrl Shift Del. The subscriber you are calling is no longer in the service area ... maybe the network is blocked ... To solve this problem ... please bump your head on the monitor ... and make sure the network is unblocked. ...

56. Note: Users using Tencent mobile QQ may not receive your message immediately.

57.Di This is an automatic response. Well, please send it again and I'll contact you. JJ, please send it twice, and I'll contact you. GG, DD, don't send it again, because I won't contact you if I send it!

58. Are you drunk by Sanlu?

59. Constipation ... Don't stir ...

60. Hello, this is XXX's automatic reply. He is not here now. That's all I have to say to me!

6 1, as soon as you go out, there are no birds in hundreds of mountains and no footprints in thousands of roads.

62. Why do you suddenly want to cry? Do I also have some little sadness going upstream?

63, unreasonable, there must be a picture!

64. You are now connected to the sea wolf's refrigerator. Please disconnect after putting food in. Thank you for your cooperation.

65. Go to Houshan and the old demon in Montenegro to learn to eat Tang Priest. Wait till I get back.

66. Your QQ has been infected by the virus I implanted. Please continue to write to me, or I will do it as soon as I have time!

Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is not at the computer. Please bang your monitor immediately until it sparks, and I will reply you when I hear the noise.

68. Do you want to talk to me? Do you really want to talk to me? Are you sure you want to say it? Do you have to say it? Go ahead, this is an automatic reply, I can't see it anyway.

69. Always young, always act young, always unappreciative, always in tears.

70. Hello! ! ! I watched it for a minute, but I was laughed at by jokes all day.

Speak contemptuously.

1, you are a bus, just get on and off for one yuan. 2, people can't extricate themselves, except teeth and love.

The stupidest person in the world doesn't call it experience with his own experience.

When my mother became a swan, you and I were still an egg!

5, white inside and red, different. Be your own sentimental peacock Kaiping.

6. This man has been vaguely successful.

7. Women pay homage to love with hymen, squander their youth with piles of condoms, lament that love is impermanent, and youth can't be returned, in exchange for a maturity, so the so-called maturity means being tired of love and having enough exercise.

8. How a man dies: When a beautiful woman dies, she gets a beautiful death in her hand.

9. You are obviously a snail, and you have to carry a tortoise shell, which is seriously overloaded. You're not too tired.

10, Jiangshan so much sleep, San Xiao so coquettish.

1 1. I always think that as long as we put something at the hearing, it's basically settled. This is a problem that cannot be discussed.

12, do you think everyone believes you? Just a superficial response. We all know your hypocrisy. Being crowned as a monkey is sour and jealous.

13, your long-drawn emblem speed, your growing memory is too much.

14. Every time I see you, I have a special feeling, just like when I have a nightmare.

15, people can't take money to the grave, but money can take people in.

16, ask what money is in the world and teach people life and death!

17, Yang advanced as a gentleman, Yin faded as a villain.

18, what's wrong with my brain? It also proves that I have a brain. When I look at you, you have no brain. Go home and ask your mother to buy you two boxes of melatonin and see if I can make up for the birth defects.

19, your teeth are like stars in the sky, brightly colored and far apart.

20. It's hard to fight with shit. You stepped on it and ran into it, but it was still shit. It was you who got dirty.

2 1, there are too many people, and too few people can realize their shortcomings.

22. You think you are an onion, who will dip you in the sauce?

23. If you were a flower, cows would not dare to shit in the future!

Many things in this world, people are saved not because of loyalty, but because of lack of loyalty.

25. Smelly garbage people spit out the source of nouns.

Your hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic. Static is sleeping, dynamic is turning over.

27. Giraffes make you sick.

28. I don't know how to wash it when I see it raining outside. Wash not only your ugly face, but also your dirty heart.

29. There are no elixirs in the world, but when there are more wishful people, some people start to sell them.

30. I can't afford to live in a house after the housing reform, I can't afford to see a doctor after the medical reform, and I can't afford to go to school after the educational reform.

3 1, aphids eat grass, rust eats iron, and hypocrisy eats the soul.

Please don't insult my IQ with your poor acting skills!

33, people are not smart, but also learn from others to be bald.

34. There are plenty of herbs in the sea, so why unrequited love for a flower?

35. A good teacher can take you to heaven no matter which bed you are in, and a bad teacher can take you directly to the presidential suite!

36, boy, what happened today? Did you take the wrong medicine when you went out? Or did you forget to take your medicine?

37. The biggest mistake people make every day is to be too polite to strangers and too hard on those closest to them. Change this bad habit and the world will be peaceful.

38. It's shameless for an animal to pretend to be a respectable gentleman!

39. You look good. How can I put it? The pixels are relatively low!

40. Only women and heroes are sad, and only wives and jobs are hard to find.

4 1. It is said that people have only two choices, either get busy dying or get busy living. I think I have a third option: I'm busy waiting for death.

42. The harm of angular is that it is convenient for others to pick you up.

43, nothing to drink a little wine and then walk the dog.

44. Always young, always act young, always unappreciative, always in tears.

45. The people who are willing to stay and argue with you are the ones who really love you!

46. If you think you are the sun, others will have to revolve around you. You know, there is only one earth in the universe, which may make your arrogance explode.

47. The so-called universities: prison management, rogue quality, open kissing, white-collar consumption, dreaming in class, universality of skipping classes, dormitory Internet cafes, specialization of make-up exams, aristocratic tuition fees, Baidu-based papers, comprehensive myopia, canteen feeding, job-seeking dreams, unemployment after graduation, and employment of migrant workers.

48. The pig hit a tree. Did you hit a pig and rear-end it?

49. Usually women say to men: I am not suitable for you. In fact, it means that no one will be suitable for you.

Millions of deaths are just statistics.

5 1, I finally know why there is famine in the world, because of your appearance.

52. Behind every successful Altman, there is a little monster who is beaten silently.

You look like an animal pie!

54. All women who can do their best have the symbol of a lady.

55, Zhong Wuyan's things, no Xia Yingchun.

56. China students learn languages, but in the end they can't listen, speak, write or ask questions.

57. People like you can only live two episodes in a series, but they are still dead.

58. How long is a minute? It depends on whether you are squatting in the toilet or waiting outside.

59. A shameless bitch may be a free lady, and everyone reviles a whore.

60. Avenue on Earth. Why don't you accept it?

6 1, you are a villain, you have to admit it. You look like a frog with congenital Mongolian disease. Don't think you are a swan. Walking with a big ass, do you think you really have a baby?

62. Five dollars means that you have no strength.

63. A wolf in sheep's clothing, a liar in a mask, you are an animal when you take off your clothes, and a devil when you put on your clothes!

64, unreasonable, there must be a picture!

65. I don't know much about music, so sometimes it's unreliable and sometimes it's out of tune.

66. Don't drag in front of me like 2.58 million, just pose and pretend!

As far as your appearance is concerned, I'm not bragging. No one in the world can match you, really!

68. Don't take my tolerance for you as your shameless capital.

69. If you have ever learned sincerity, I think people around you will stop spitting after you turn around.

70. The casting mirror must be made of bronze, so it can be polished and polished. It's hard for a villain to tolerate being friends with a villain in the distance. Cast a mirror, learn from it and make friends with it. Not every copper can illuminate. Many little people are right and wrong.

7 1, it's okay to eat other people's leftovers. The key is that your actions are too big and hurt the owner of the meal.

72. How can they call you a pig? This is outrageous! You can't judge a book by its cover! How can you say you look like a pig? That's an insult to pigs.

73. Boy, you are crazy, and your breath is bigger than beriberi.

74. Third party, you dropped your skirt.

Humus, which has been deposited for thousands of years, is a primitive species that scientists dare not study.

76. Anyone who has witnessed ugliness has seen such ugliness. It's ugly at first glance, but it's even uglier when you look closely!

77. My husband just uses you as a tool. You should take care of yourself.

78. Even if it is a piece of shit, you will meet dung beetles one day. So you don't have to worry too much about yourself today.

Do you know how your farm died? When you were a child, your mother fed you dung, and you didn't even have to eat your own fields! This is really a rich water!

I allow you to walk into my world, but I don't allow you to walk around in my world.

8 1, you are dressed dangerously, but you look safe.

82, snoring in bed, underwear is often worn backwards.

83. It's really nothing, but the wolf makes up one lie after another as soon as he calls.

When the sky is still blue and the clouds are still clear, you shouldn't cry, because my departure doesn't take away your world.

85. I want to say that you are an idiot and I praise you.