I want a better joke! Something of high quality that makes people laugh.

1. Although I just want to be a coolie, I have to dress up before I can find a job in the biggest talent market in Beijing! You can't make a fool of yourself in public. So I wore a suit and tie, polished my shoes and went on my way. When I arrived at the talent market, I saw a sea of people, which was impenetrable. I didn't squeeze in, thinking, "With my conditions, finding a coolie is also a piece of cake!" " "So I waited and waited, and the sun went down, and no one came to recruit me. It's almost hopeless At this time, a man came quickly, and I quickly adjusted my hair. As long as he asks, I will agree to whatever conditions.

He came over and said only one sentence: "Boss, do you want to recruit a coolie?"

2. When a leader was flying across the sea, he was caught in a storm and the floor of the plane was torn off. The crew on board responded quickly, firmly grasped what they could catch and hung it all on the plane flying at high altitude. Suddenly, a flash of lightning hit the plane and it began to descend slowly. Experienced pilots said that the plane's load is too heavy, and if the load is light 100 kg, there should be hope to pull it up. Everyone looked at each other, but in the end they all stared at the fattest leader silently. The leader understood what everyone meant, thought for a moment and said, "OK, but I still have a few words to say." Everyone is all ears, thinking about how to go back and convey these words. The leader cleared his throat, paused and said, "I'm finished." Everyone clapped as usual. So the team leader returned safely.

3. Is there a nightclub in new york? Public figures are most afraid of falling into speech traps, so they are very cautious when speaking. One day, a mayor visited new york. When the mayor hears about new york, he is likely to be dragged into a preset trap by the media, so be extra careful. At the airport, a reporter met the mayor and he asked, "Do you want to go to a nightclub?" The mayor wanted to get rid of this problem, so he asked humorously, "Is there a nightclub in new york? The next morning, the newspaper reported with a headline: "The first question the mayor asked when he got off the plane was, is there a nightclub in new york? "

In the past, I would throw money at my people when they were disobedient. Now, I won't break it. I take them to my house. As soon as they entered, they said, boy, I'm scared to death of so much money. Then I was foaming at the mouth.

Bill? Gates? He's also called rich? If I ask him to count my money, he will say that I sentenced him to life imprisonment.

Oh, it's you. I have my hands full right now. Busy with what? Hehe, it's sunny today. I'll take out the money and dry it.

Now, everyone in the bank is afraid of me. They said that if I deposited all my money with them, they would have no place to live.

Xie Lingyun said, "There are only ten fights in the world, and Cao Zijian alone has eight fights. When I fight, everyone in the world will fight. " I said, "There are ten barrels of money in the world. I get eight barrels for myself, one for my family and one for everyone in the world."

I am too poor. I'm as poor as money.

I'm sorry to call you until now. Well, I saw an elephant last week. I am not satisfied with it. I threw money at it and it was killed. Later, the person who handled the matter spent a day cremating the elephant. It seems that I haven't burned all the money I burned. I am paying attention to this matter.

Call a hundred excavators quickly. My door is blocked by the falling money and I can't climb out.

Where are you? Come by helicopter. I drove a sports car through the pile of money for three days and nights, but I couldn't find the exit. Do you know what fear is? I will know when I tell you how much money I have. If I had known about it, I wouldn't have told you. Now I must take you to the hospital. Really.