A little joke about chasing girls

A farmer went to town for the first time to see a doctor. I went early and hung up on number one.

The nurse shouted, "No! Yao Hao! Yao Hao! "

The farmer didn't know to call him, so he didn't agree. When the nurse saw that no one agreed, she called No.2 in.

The farmer waited for a long time but didn't call him. He was in a hurry and went to the nurse.

The nurse said, "What's your number?"

The farmer said, "I am the first!" " "

"Why didn't you promise when I called you just now?"

"When did you call me?"

"Yao's number is the first."

One is Yao and the other is Yao. Farmers understand. Just go in and see the doctor.

The doctor asked, "What's the matter with you?"

The farmer replied, "It hurts."

The doctor didn't understand: "A pain?"

The farmer said, "It's just a backache."

The doctor was angry: "Lumbago is lumbago, how is it painful?"

The farmer said, "Your wet nurse said that one is a (waist) and the other is a (waist)."

The doctor giggled and wrote him a note, saying, "Go and have a stool test and a urine test."

Ten minutes later, the farmer came back with shit in his mouth. "Doctor, the urine can barely be swallowed, and the stool can't be swallowed!"

The doctor is in distress situation. Explain to farmers that it is "inspection" rather than "swallowing"!

The farmer understood and went out with a urine bottle. I swallowed my urine just now, and I finally squeezed out half a bottle this time.

Just out of the toilet door, I accidentally bumped into a pregnant woman and spilled my urine. The farmer was anxious and said, "What shall we do?"

The pregnant woman said, "Don't panic, I have it here!" " "I went to the toilet to pee a bottle and gave it to the farmer. The farmer took it for testing, and then took the test sheet to the doctor.

Doctors are also careless people. He looked at the test sheet and said to the farmer, "Nothing, you are pregnant."

After hearing this, the farmer went home with the test paper. At home, I hit my wife twice, nu way:

"I said I was on it. You have to be on it. Look, you got me pregnant, didn't you? "

The cat was forced by life and sat in the cordate telosma hair salon opened by the fox. One day, the mouse came to the hair salon to ask for the night, and the cat vowed to die. The mouse was furious and said, I chased Lao Tzu to death, and now I'm sending it to the door, and I'm still a prude!

The doctor asked the patient how he broke his bone. The patient said, I felt sand in my shoes, so I shook my shoes with a telephone pole. A fucking asshole passed by and thought I was electrocuted, so he picked up a stick and gave me two!

In biology class, the teacher asked: How can we correctly distinguish the hands and feet of an octopus? Answer: Give it a fart to smell. Is the hand will cover your nose, and the rest is your feet. The whole class fell down.

A person always farts at work, and colleagues can't help but say, can you be quiet? Then I saw him sitting there trembling. Colleagues asked him what he was doing, and he replied, I am tuned to vibration now!

Carp and tortoise go to get a marriage certificate. The clerk asked how old the tortoise was, and the tortoise said: 100. The clerk said regretfully, I'm sorry, according to your family rules, you are underage and are not allowed to get married.

A couple came to the wishing pool. The husband bent down, made a wish and threw a coin into the well. My wife also wanted to make a wish, but when she bent down, she accidentally fell into the well. The husband was surprised, then smiled and said to himself, "What a fucking spirit!" "

A couple are fishing by the river. The lady always quarreled, and after a while the fish took the bait. The lady said, this fish is really poor. The husband said, yes, just shut up.

The science teacher asked, "Why is the body cold after death?" No one answered. The teacher asked again, "Nobody knows?" At this time, someone at the back of the classroom said, "That's because it's calm and naturally cold."

Spiders love ants deeply, but they are rejected when they express their love. The spider shouted, "Why? Why is this? " The ant said timidly, "My mother said that people who surf the Internet all day are not good people!" " "

Xiaoguang is a diligent student. He worked part-time during the winter vacation to earn tuition. Help the butcher cut meat during the day and go to the hospital for internship at night. One night, an old woman had to undergo surgery because of an emergency, and Xiaoguang pushed her into the operating room. The old woman screamed in panic: "My God! You kill pigs. Where are you going to push me?

The men's and women's toilets in the school are connected. A girl forgot to bring toilet paper to the toilet. When she was embarrassed, toilet paper came from the men's room next door. The girl turned pale and asked loudly, "Who?" . The boy next door replied with a deep and powerful voice: "Lei Feng."

When a person just got on the plane and wanted to throw up, the stewardess took an empty bag and went to get it when it was almost full, telling him not to throw up. When I came back, I found it everywhere. I asked why, and replied, "I saw it was almost full, and I took another sip, and everyone around me vomited ..."