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Friends of the opposite sex are laughed at by others

1. I'm afraid your intentions and infatuation are just jokes of others after dinner.

It's none of my business where you are going. As long as you frown slightly, I can't just sit back and watch.

No one asked me if the porridge was hot, and no one accompanied me at dusk.

Don't be cold and hot to me, after all, I have poor resistance and I am prone to catch a cold.

When you get married, can you send me an invitation? I want to see how a beautiful girl realizes my dream of marrying you.

6. The mind is like a dagger, like an arrow behind it, like a chronic poison, but it is not fatal.

7. I'm not afraid of being calculated behind my back. I am afraid that when I look back, I will find that the person who calculated me turned out to be the person I trusted so much.

8. When I was a child, I played like a madman with sheets. When I grow up, I cry like a fool with a quilt.

9. There is a person in my heart who can't be lovers, but doesn't want to be friends.

10. I have seen many people get married because they are old, pregnant or ordered by their parents. I haven't heard about it for a long time, and I want to get married because I love someone very much.

1 1. The phone is dead, and I am most afraid that you will find me, but I forget that you never take the initiative when there is power.

12. You are like the bus I missed, the snacks I haven't tasted, the dreams I haven't finished, and the movies I haven't seen. It's always a pity.

13. You never played, but I lost myself.

14. I will always remember the feeling of liking it too much, but I will never dare again.

15. Everyone has a history of being made to cry, and he always thinks of that person from time to time, the one who lives in his heart and never forgets.

16. Sometimes, we speed up our progress just to pretend that we don't care about the past.

17. Can we still be friends? The kind that never talks?

18. Betrayal is like a knife, stuck in my heart. Even if it is pulled out, there is a deep wound.

19. I can't find anyone who can accompany me through thick and thin, so I will go alone.

20. Everyone who doesn't know how to love will meet someone who knows how to love, then experience a heartbreaking love and then part. Later, people who don't understand love gradually understand, but those who know love dare not love anymore.

I hope someone is not afraid of darkness and ghosts, but you are sad.

1, the betrayal, indifference and injustice you have to bear, the thinnest is not mutual affection, the deepest is providence, and the deepest is people's heart.

At that time, we all underestimated the magic of time. It took me a long time to understand that many things change. People who will try again and again to say that they will not forget each other will eventually be scattered all over the world. The best time has passed, and it will never come back.

3. Old streets and alleys are just prodigals who never return. The wind blows to the north, but the actors don't come back.

If one day, you don't remember, and I don't remember, time will definitely take the place of us.

5. I hope someone is not afraid of the dark and ghosts. I am afraid that you will frown.

6. Sometimes I want to have a good talk with you, only to find that I can't have a good talk with you.

7. Never please a person humbly, even if that person looks perfect.

8. One day, you will find that if you comfort others, you can never comfort yourself.

9. I finally learned to smile and shake my head and refuse what I like.

10, I'm not waiting for you to like me, I'm waiting for me to dislike you.

1 1, in the forgotten corner, you also want to bloom beautiful flowers. You never exist for the praise of others.

12, I retired in the lonely world without you, stuck to the empty city for you, loved my previous life dream, and mourned several times in my dream.

13. A clever man will never lose anything as long as he can master himself.

14 Like you, I have been humble in front of a person, but I chose the wrong humble object, so even if I am humble to dust, it will not help.

15, a lifetime of desolation, a lifetime of misty rain. Words are poor all your life, but life is blurred.

I'm not afraid to spend Valentine's Day alone, but I'm afraid you will spend it with others.

1. Drink a cup of milk tea to warm your body, but your heart is always cold.

I don't want to rely on anyone anymore, because I'm tired of disappointment. ..

You won't laugh at the same joke over and over again, but why do you always cry for the same person over and over again?

I still regard you as my God-BiBi Zhou is painless.

5. Who knows my pain-

6. Noisy, in the final analysis, is not inseparable.

7. Men who no longer love you always have endless reasons not to go home.

8. I always thought there was an original me in the original place.

9. A man's goodness is only known to the women around him.

10. After all, such a beautiful oath is not worth your ignorance now.

1 1. Is this dream positive or negative? What do you want it to be?

12. You don't understand, but I understand. Thinking too much makes you tired, makes others happy, and can't comfort yourself. After that, you don't have to feel sorry for anyone.

13. How afraid I am of getting used to a person's goodness and then being mercilessly abandoned.

14. There are thousands of China feelings in this world. But who will accompany us to the end?

15. The society is more and more realistic, but people are more and more unreal.

16. Time is the whole record of growth. Friendship, affection, love. ......

17. Flowers in full bloom among thorns, the more they shed tears, the more they look up.

18. There is a fog in my heart that will never go away. Vaguely, it is a kind of sadness that I have never experienced in my life. . . .

19. Actually, my smile is very low. The lowest level is to smile when I see you.

20. On a reliable platform, find a reliable person, make a reliable friend, and tell that reliable friend my reliable heart. .

2 1. In the pursuit of many people, I can only see the one who makes my heart full of holes.

22. I am not afraid to spend Valentine's Day alone, but I am afraid that you will spend it with others.

23. I think the most ridiculous thing is that I know I really miss you, but you are still lying, so true and so deep.

24. Is everyone's first love scarred? At the beginning, we showed sincerity, but now it is still empty.

I'm not afraid you're too popular, but I'm afraid you'll take everything.

1. Like a person very much, just like a person very much. Then, it is enough to keep a friend's distance, so that you can live forever. Don't expect to get close. Once people have greed, they are doomed to lose it.

2. I've been thinking for a long time. What does it mean to love someone? It should be his shortcomings, and you accepted all his advantages. I know he is bad, but I never want to give up. Grow together.

You chose me among countless people, and you gave me your most beautiful years. On the other hand, I decided to leave.

I deserve to be liked, loved and taken care of.

5. Someone asked me if I still like him. I smiled and shook my head, not because I didn't like it, but because I didn't ask.

6. I'm afraid you're too popular, but I'm afraid you'll come all over.

7. Without the ability to love someone, you have failed yourself.

8. A person crosses Qian Shan just to meet you. There is only one sentence: I am busy. Besides.

9. All the pain I encountered later was because I threw away your punishment.

10, what I didn't give you became my regret, and what I gave you became your swamp. You know, even if you fill this glass of wine for others, it doesn't mean that others will be a little sad when they pour it. If I can, I want you to pay me back ten times the torture, but you didn't.

1 1. You will write a long poem for the rest of your life, but you can't mention a word about her.

12, if life is like the first time, it would be nice to stop that day. How many regrets and regrets, just miss it. That's it. I don't want to hurt you in the end, and I don't want to disappoint you in the end.