Does anyone have any adult joke text messages that you can post here?

A man saw an advertisement: No surgery, no hospitalization, let your genitals become bigger and thicker easily! I was very happy and sent the money immediately. A few days ago, I received the package in the mail and eagerly opened it to take a look! ! It turns out to be a magnifying glass! A man was looking for his dog in the park and later found his dog running errands with a girl's dog. Looking at the blushing girl. The man said provocatively: I can do something like that too! Just listen to the girl saying embarrassedly: Then...then you just try it. Anyway, that’s your bitch. 2. A young beauty was wearing a tight skirt and wanted to get on the bus. The skirt was too tight and she couldn’t lift her legs to get in, so she secretly reached out and unbuttoned one of the buttons at the back. It opened, but still couldn't go up, so I untied another one, but still couldn't go up, so I untied another one. But still can't get up. At this time, a man behind saw this and reached out to help her unbutton a button. The woman felt something was coming, so she turned back and cursed "hooligan" at the man! The man said aggrievedly: "Am I a gangster? You unbuttoned my three front buttons and I didn't even say a word. I only unbuttoned one of your buttons!"