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Collect five fables and jokes

1. The hungry fox saw a string of crystal clear grapes hanging on the grape rack, and his mouth watered. He wants to pick it and eat it, but he can't.

After watching it for a while, he left helplessly. As he walked, he comforted himself and said, "This grape is not ripe yet. It must be sour."

Several bulls are pulling the truck hard, and the axle is creaking under pressure. The cow turned around and said impatiently to the axle, "hey, friend, we have to scream when we pull such a heavy car." What's your name? "

3. There is a piece of magnetism, which is extremely greedy. When I saw iron, I crazed it into my arms and took it for myself.

One day, Magnetism was very excited to see a tall iron tower. I think, if I can suck this tall iron tower into my arms and keep it for myself, then I will have the most iron and become the richest magnet in the world.

At the thought of this, the magnet can't wait to get close to the tower, but it can't suck the tower into its arms with all its strength. But manipulated and controlled by the powerful power of the tower, and pulled away by the tower step by step like a puppet. Finally, the magnet is firmly attached to the tower foot and cannot be moved.

A magnet, because of its extreme greed for iron, eventually became a prisoner and prisoner of iron.

A dragon asked the village to sacrifice a girl every year. Every year, there is a young hero in this village to fight the dragon, but no one is alive.

When another hero set out, someone quietly followed. Longdong is full of gold and silver treasures. The hero stabbed the dragon to death with a sword, then sat on the corpse and looked at the flashing jewels, slowly growing scales, tails and tentacles, and finally becoming a dragon.

The moon wants her mother to make her a dress. Mother replied, "Your figure is changing every day. I can make you a suit there! " "