Bin Laden patted his thigh while watching TV at home and said, Oh, no, I'm body double. What do you mean? What does this sentence mean? Is there any great god who knows)

After watching Let the Bullets Fly, Obama has a plan: to announce to the world that bin Laden has been killed, then the real bin Laden is fake. So after seeing the news of his death, bin Laden patted his thigh. "It's over. Now I'm body double." .

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1, I am a taxi driver. I was driving normally and was stopped by the traffic police. I was very angry with the traffic police: I didn't drink, didn't run a red light and didn't hit anyone. Why did you stop me? The traffic police calmly said: I will take a taxi.

I remember there was a question in the school exam. What school is Li Qingzhao? I wrote about the Wu Tang clan. When handing out the test paper, the teacher said that he could ask a classmate's answer to his parents. I was still very nervous at that time. After reading the egg yolk pie written by my deskmate, I was instantly relaxed.

I found an ant at home. I put some sugar in front of him. He looked at it for a while, and he should have run home. Then I took the sugar away. I want his companions to think that he is a liar.