A very irritating joke.

Brainstorming, this word game has an obvious feature, the topic is very common, but the answer is very irritating or funny, remember those wonderful answers that make people laugh and cry? The following is a very irritating joke and brain teaser I provided for you for your reference.

Very irritating cold jokes and brain teasers (selected articles) 1. When is the best time to raise your hand? Answer: When a person points a pistol at your head,

2. When does the sun rise in the west? A: When I swear.

When to wear shoes before socks Answer: Step on a nail, wear shoes before socks.

4. When can you run fastest? A: When you burn your ass.

5. What can accommodate two tigers in one mountain Answer: one male and one female.

6. Which official not only doesn't get paid, but also pays his own money? A: The groom's official

7. What woman never washes her hair Answer: A nun.

8. What sentence can be used to describe Comet Hale Popper Answer: One small step makes an everlasting regret.

9. Any animal can sit, stand and walk. Answer: Frog.

10. What sword is transparent Answer: Invisibility.

Very irritating cold joke brain teaser (latest) 1. Why do you have to be sentenced for killing, but you don't have to answer for killing cockroaches: because cockroaches don't have lawyers.

2. Why do people say:? Love is blind. Answer: Because love makes people blind.

Why must summer vacation be longer than winter vacation? Answer: Thermal expansion and cold contraction.

4. Why is there no one in Napoleon's dictionary? Difficult? His dictionary is in French.

5. Why does Xiaobai see Yuanhe Meat and Bone? He chose the meat bone answer: Xiaobai is a dog.

6. Why does Xiao Wang have only one right leg? Answer: Because everyone has only one right leg and one left leg.

7. Why don't good horses turn to grass? Answer: The grass behind them is gone.

8. Why do women in the girl country get pregnant when they drink river water? A: There are a group of hanging springs living upstream.

9. Why do you say that a woman wearing high heels will get married soon? Answer: Because she walks slowly in high heels, it is easy for men to catch up with her.

10. Why do women's clothes always lack an answer? Because she wears them on her body.

1 1. Why did Altman nod his head after finishing the little monster? Answer: Give the audience a signal that the monster has been defeated and it's time to wash and sleep.

12. Why are there so many crows over Tianjin University of Technology? Answer: Crows also need diplomas.

13. Why do most Buddhists in the northern hemisphere answer: South? Nothing? amitabha

14. Why do vampires never drink juice or vegetable juice? Answer: Afraid? Juice? The cross in the room.

15. Why are newborn calves not afraid of tigers? Answer: Never seen the world.

16. Why did Guan Yu die before Zhang Fei Answer: Beauty is unlucky.

17. Why do hens all over the world have short legs? Answer: so that the eggs won't break.

18. Why does the human hand only have one finger? Answer: Tathagata has five fingers, and of course people also have five fingers!

19. Why do people go to the market Answer: Because the market will not come.

20. Why does it cost 1 10,000 yuan to buy one cow and 50,000 yuan to buy three cows? Answer: Three cows are certainly more expensive than one cow.

Very irritating cold joke brain teaser (classic) 1. What has five heads, but people don't find it strange? Answer: hands and feet.

2. What has two heads, six legs, a tail and seven hands, and calls the answer while walking: monster.

3. What can I eat and drink? Answer: straws.

What is dry before use and wet after use, which gives people a refreshing satisfaction during use? Answer: tea bag.

5. What can die many times, and generally speaking, the time of each death is less than minutes. Answer: collapse.

6. What can only be restored but not answered: the day of death.

7. People can climb Mount Qomolangma, but there is one place they will never climb. Where's the answer? It's above your head.

8. Why do people go to bed? Answer: The bed will not come.

9. During World War II, Japan trained many members of Kamikaze special attack team. What about those who stayed after the war? Answer: Driving a taxi in Taipei.

10. Xiao Wang, who has a successful career, made a blind date with a big girl who is still in the third year of college under the arrangement of her parents in her hometown. Xiao Wang agreed happily at first sight! Why is the answer: the female school girl holds the golden brick.

1 1. Why is the tortoise suddenly? The first two answers: the tortoise is thinking about this problem.

12. Why does he go east when his home is in the west? Answer: His company is in the east, and he works.

13. Why is lightning always faster than thunder? Answer: Because Lei Gong said that ladies are preferred.

14. Why put two spoonfuls of salt on the football field? Answer: It's a long story.

15. Why do you say that you don't need much wisdom to be a composer? Because he only needs to know one word.

16. Why do police wear white belts? Answer: pants will fall off if you don't bring them.

17. Why does the space shuttle fly so fast? Answer: Can you be unhappy if your ass is on fire?

18. Why does the Statue of Liberty always stand in new york Harbour? Answer: Because she can't sit down.

19. Why can Lao Wang's horses eat Lao Zhang's elephants? Answer: Because they are playing chess.