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Classroom Fengyun composition
Ha ha! I don't know how many people are in our class. You see, that "little book fan", "joke king" and "humor master" are all famous in our school list. Do you want to know their story Listen to me. You'll be surprised.
"This morning in spring, I woke up carefree and there were mosquito bites everywhere. I don't know how many bites I took when I bit a bag. " Ha ha! Fan Junze, the king of jokes in our class, is telling jokes again. Every time he learns an ancient poem, he takes out a pen and paper to adapt the words. When he read the adapted ancient poem, everyone laughed, and sometimes even the teacher laughed. Look: The "Joker King" in my class tells jokes. Once, our class held a joke telling contest. When he finished, everyone laughed. Of course, he won the championship.
You must find it interesting to read the King of Jokes I wrote. Look at the wonderful scene of Little Book Fan again, which will open your eyes.
Speaking of "little book fan", he is neither fat nor thin, neither tall nor short, and his real name is Zhang Chaoyu. Whether it's new books, old books, good books or broken books, even adults love to read them. He is often fascinated by it and cries from time to time. "I am so angry." He is always dissatisfied with this story. He can't sleep without reading every night. Once, I lent him a comic book, and he was sitting in the corner reading. I went over and shouted, "Zhang Chaoyu", but he didn't hear me. He was still reading. Look! How fascinated he is!
Ah! The "Humor Master" appeared. His name is Ouyang Kun. Once, he said to the monitor: "If you are human, come here;": If it's a ghost, go away. Give you an egg, you will be a fool if you eat it. Please eat roast duck and become a fool immediately. " The monitor said angrily, "Say it again! "Ouyang Kun, the master of humor, said unhurriedly," Remember, I repeat, if you can't remember, you are stupid. " He repeated it again, and the monitor was even more angry, and his eyes were almost cracked. He pulled him to the podium and stood for a class. He stood at the edge of the platform and made a face at us. We all laughed our heads off.
There are many people in our class. Sorry, my pen is out of ink, so I won't introduce it one by one. What "calligrapher" Wang Xianda, "storyteller" Xia Tonglin, "God of knowledge" Lei Zhaoxing, "Scud" Liu Bowen ... Welcome to our class for an interview. We will open our doors and warmly welcome you.
Cao Cao, a romantic figure, in our vast country with a history of 5,000 years in China, there is such a person who is witty and stupid, honest and treacherous, open-minded and petty, and is both a bodhisattva's heart and a villain's face. Yes, such a self-contradictory person is Cao Cao, an eternal romantic figure known as "the minister who can rule the world and the adulterer in troubled times", who was born in an official family. When he was young, he became an official easily. He hates the insidious officialdom and those corrupt officials. He is young and ambitious, so he doesn't want to go along with those people. Governing for the people. Go forward bravely, in the name of harm, remain uncorrupted, is an honest official in the eyes of ordinary people. During the Eastern Han Dynasty, the world was in chaos and the people were in dire straits. Seeing this turbulent society with his own eyes, he came up with a bold idea-unifying the world, and it has firmly taken root in his heart. From then on, for this dream, he began to trudge on this long road ... some people splashed ink all their lives, and some people used swords and guns all their lives. Cao Cao is both civil and military. I have been on the battlefield all my life, but I know how to speak freely, open my ears and attach importance to talents. I am full of all-round talents. "I would rather lose the world than the world lose me" is enough to illustrate his ambition. He once assassinated the tyrant Dong Zhuo alone, which shows his extraordinary courage. He also boldly used the empty city plan to bluff, defeated Lu Bu, and won the battle of Guandu, which was a typical famous battle in history, showing how outstanding his political and military talents were. However, he tried to do things strictly, but failed miserably in Battle of Red Cliffs, which was his worst failure. Faced with the biggest failure in life, Liu Bei defeated Wu Dong, suffered heavy losses and eventually died of illness. Zhou Yu's narrow-mindedness was angered by Zhuge Liang. Yang Yi also committed suicide. However, at this time, he was nearly 60 years old. Facing the vast sea, he gave a strong sigh: An old horse crouched in a tiger, aiming for a thousand miles! Then he took an active part in the battlefield and fought bravely. If he doesn't have good psychological quality and strong physique, how can he make such an amazing move at such a big age! Some people say, "Liu Bei's Jiangshan is crying, Sun Quan's Jiangshan is inherited, and only Cao Cao's Jiangshan is made by himself!" I think this sentence is well-deserved for Cao Cao!
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