What humorous jokes are there to make your girlfriend happy?

1. A woman drove to a traffic checkpoint. After the inspection, the master told her: "I found something wrong!" " This is a short circuit. ""that's easy, just make it longer! "

2. An old man went to the city, which was full of lights and feasts. The old man accidentally stepped on someone else's shoes, and that person scolded: "Hillbilly, this is an e-fish leather shoe, 1000, pay attention!" The old man thought it was so expensive that he left without saying anything.

On my way home, I passed the pond and saw two squid fighting. The old man rushed up, drank the beer with a bang, subdued the squid, pulled out the soles of his feet, and scolded, "Damn squid, why don't you wear shoes when you go out?"

As soon as a village woman came back from the city, she hurried to her toilet. Afterwards, someone asked the women in the village, is the city fun? Village woman: Everything is fine there, except the public toilet, and there is no ladies' room.

4. The secretary of the township party committee went to the middle school to check the sports situation, and happened to see a student practicing 100 meter dash under the guidance of the PE teacher. The secretary stepped forward and asked with concern, "Is there any progress?" The teacher said, "It's been twelve seconds." Secretary: "Can't meet! Try your best to reach thirteen seconds! "

5. When a person is hungry, he goes to the biscuit shop to buy biscuits. One is not full, and the other is still not full. I ate seven biscuits before I was full. After eating the seventh sesame seed cake, the man regretted it: "Alas, if I had known that the seventh sesame seed cake would be full, I would have eaten it first.". What are those six doing! " "