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What are the test papers that make teachers laugh and cry?

You may see the same answer on the "positive number first" paper, but you can definitely see the strange answer on the "last number first" paper.

My children's teachers often share some children's "strange" answers in the circle of friends. For example, it's nothing to treat 5: 20 as "5: 85", and the "penultimate" paper below makes the teacher laugh and cry!

"Sketch" of the "penultimate" examination paper

I guess the child must have been distracted when reading the topic. He only saw the sketch, but didn't see Zhao Zhouqiao. He really drew a veritable "sketch" and carefully marked the grass in the painting.

However, the best part of this question is the following testimony. Grass's lyrics combined with the teacher's "deduction of ten points" inexplicably have a poor feeling.

"I am best at doing the required questions" in the "penultimate paper"

At first glance, the child's language comprehension ability is not good. If the title is written backwards, he really "writes backwards"!

I guess the child still thinks "I am the best" after finishing this problem!

The "penultimate" test paper "Up to Nine Wan Li"

This classmate didn't recite the poem carefully at first sight. I only recited the first sentence of four ancient poems, and I wrote the wrong words as a result.

I also tried to use "Hanshan Temple outside Gusu City" to touch the correct answer, but I didn't touch it at all.

Worst of all, the last empty answer was obviously in vain. Why is he so lazy? Don't even bother to copy, it's not unfair to deduct eight points!

The "high earphone" of the "penultimate" test paper

The child vividly explained what "I didn't recite the exam, I didn't recite it!"

The point is that this famous saying he recited is also wrong. The word "progress" is written as "steps" and "stairs", and even Gorky is written as "high headphones". It's so funny!

Behind the "penultimate" test paper is the big problem of study habits!

Judging from the above examples, the reasons leading to poor grades of primary school students are nothing more than sloppy reading, insufficient understanding, lazy hands and lazy brains.

Behind these problems, hidden is the big problem of children's poor study habits!

You know, if a child doesn't do a question correctly, he will be deducted at most ten points, but his poor study habits will affect his study career for more than ten years!

Therefore, parents should not think that the simple questions in the first and second grades of primary school ignore the management of children's learning.

We must help children develop good study habits from the beginning of primary school and restrain their bad habits of carelessness (inattention), laziness and self-discipline!

Parents can start with the following small things:

1, spend more time with children, let them read books of interest, and guide them to read more and think more;

2. Make good use of holiday time and make a daily study plan (you can have fewer study tasks every day, but you must stick to it every day. );

3, preview, review, preview in advance every day to understand the knowledge to be learned, review every day to help memory reduce the amount of review tasks before the exam;

4. Set aside your own time for your children and let them do what they like. If parents arrange their time too full, children will have no initiative and be idle about their work like a "social animal". )