Joke: "A popular saying recently: If there is a next life, I am not your husband, your lover, but your mobile phone, and you will hold everything in your hand.

Today, I went to the canteen to eat. After cooking, a buddy sang a poem on the spot: "The ribs in the canteen are five and a half pieces, but no meat, only bones." To ask where the meat has gone, everyone in the canteen has pockets. "

Unexpectedly, menstruation actually came later: "It is better to give you a piece than all Chinese cabbage." Have a meal, or go home quickly! "

Damn it, this gift. . .