What are some jokes about fruit?

"Litchi, tell me what longan has to do with you ...? "

"Sisterhood in love ..! (Litchi means longan likes his sister) "

"You really have a special nickname!"

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Cold joke between fruits 2:

Two female fruits are chatting in the fruit house. ..

"Legend has it that Anonymous has been very close to litchi recently!"

"Yes and yes! I heard that that woman is still the daughter of a big family! "

Litchi suddenly appeared behind the two women when she heard this. ...

"What did you say! ! ! I am definitely not in love with him for money! "

Anonymous was silent: "Can you tell me what litchi and watermelon are in love for?"

Cold joke between fruits 3:

It is said that litchi and watermelon fell in love and gave birth to a daughter. ...

"Mom, mom, my classmates call me a monster!"

"...."

"They say my parents are crazy!"

Mother thought for a moment: "We devote ourselves to science. Do you ask their parents if they want to marry other fruits and have children? "