Ding kou ding dang

The jingle originates from life and is most commonly used by vendors. The quality of the goods sold has a lot to do with fluency. Proper use of jingles can even achieve the purpose of clearing the field and selling goods. The following are the highlights of my eloquence and jingle. Welcome to share.

Eloquence 1 1. Men: Pentium at 20, Hitachi at 30, Panasonic at 40, Microsoft at 50 and Lenovo at 60.

2, the goat goes up the mountain, and the mountain touches the goat horn; Buffalo enters the water, and the water has no buffalo waist; Pigs enter the pigsty and the pig arches the pig trough; The donkey carries grass, and the grass presses the donkey's waist.

3. There are forty-four stone lions in front of Shishi Temple, and forty-four astringent persimmons are planted on the trees in front of the temple; Forty-four stone lions do not eat forty-four astringent persimmons, and forty-four astringent persimmons do not eat forty-four stone lions.

4. White stone pagoda, white stone pagoda, white stone pagoda, white stone pagoda, white stone pagoda, white and big stone pagoda.

5, I wish you smile often, smile anyway; I wish you a pleasant journey and disappear halfway; Back home, without a trace; I wish you a prosperous business and getting poorer and poorer; I wish you a happy day, leg cramps; I wish you all the best and hit a wall everywhere; I wish you good health and lose all your teeth; I wish you a pleasant journey and fall halfway; I wish you happiness like the East China Sea, and your steps are swaying; Have a good life, you are often abnormal.

6. Socialize like a gentleman and fight like a fighter. Drink like a soldier, like a drunken martyr. Make money like a soldier and spend money like a counselor. Look after the house like a guard and go out to play like a knight. My wife is like a nurse, and I am a Taoist.

7. There is a vine on the high mountain. There are two bells hanging on the vine. When the wind blows the vine, the bell will move. When the wind died down, the vines stopped.

8. It can't be called Cheng or Chen. It's Cheng, and Erdong is Chen. If you don't distinguish between Chen and Cheng, you will mistake one for another.

9. The earliest love poem: You are from Yuanmou, Yunnan, and I am from Zhoukou, Beijing. Let me hold your hairy hand! Love! Let's walk upright!

10, the ugly man turned around and scared a cow by the river; The ugly man turned around and Daqing Oilfield did not produce oil; The ugly man turned three times and Jordan played table tennis instead. The ugly man turns around, and the monk washes his hair softly.

1 1, there is a bottle on the wall and a basin under the wall. The bottle falls and breaks the bottom of the basin, and the basin turns over and breaks the bottle mouth. The bottle has to pay for the bottle mouth and the basin has to pay for the bottom.

12, Cowherd loves six niang every year, and six niang misses Cowherd again and again.

13, you are a crow flying in the sky, I am a dog chasing on the ground, you are my flashlight in the dark, I am a fire tube you use to make a fire, you are the moon, I am a tooth, without you, I will commit suicide.

14, eight don't understand: toast without drinking, walk by car, talk long-winded, take a shower and talk nonsense, eat and turn over the table, listen to cards and touch yourself.

15, four is four, ten is ten, fourteen is fourteen, and forty is forty. Ten can't be called four, and four can't be called ten. If you make a mistake, you can destroy the ship.

16, Jiang Jiayang, Yang Jiaqiang, Jiang Jiayang knocked down Yang Jiaqiang, Yang Jiaqiang killed Jiang Jiayang, the Yang family wanted the Jiang family to pay for the wall, and the Jiang family wanted the Yang family to pay for the sheep.

17, always pay attention to the situation and current affairs, report everything, never be inaccurate, write an epic with major historical facts and seek truth from facts.

18, dear husband, I have arrived in Guangdong, and it is easy to find a job. It only takes a few minutes to get hundreds of dollars at a time. If you are willing to get rich immediately, if you are not willing to change husbands immediately.

19, if you can stew my frozen tofu, stew my frozen tofu. You can't stew my frozen tofu. Don't stew my frozen tofu

20. There is a vine on the high mountain. There are two bells hanging on the vine. The wind blows the vine, and the bronze bells move. The wind calmed down and the vines stopped.

2 1, when there is no money, raise pigs; When you have money, get a dog. When you have no money, eat wild vegetables at home; Rich. Sometimes, eat wild vegetables in hotels.

22, there must be principles, but there are walkers, ugly faces are covered, just people in the sky, look at its geometry,

23, go to work earlier than the chicken, work more than the donkey, get off work later than the "miss", look better than anyone else.

24. A camel rode a mule and met a woman with an eggplant on her back. A camel carried an eggplant to a woman, and the woman dragged the camel off the mule and asked the camel to compensate the woman for an eggplant.

On the 25th, Shen Shen went to Jin, Chen and Shen went together, but their peers disagreed. They wanted to take it all down, and Shen had a heart. Don't you know that it takes one heart to find gold, and it is difficult to find gold when you are distracted? Stark Chan and Shen Shen went home empty-handed.

26. Women in their twenties are like olives, which are chased and robbed by individuals. Women are like blue balls in their twenties, chasing each other. A woman in her twenties is like table tennis. Two people call each other. Women in their twenties are like golf. The farther they play, the better.

27. Eat grapes without spitting grape skins, and spit grape skins without eating grapes.

28. There are 44 stone lions in Shishi Temple, and 44 stone lions eat 44 wet purple persimmons.

29, the pole is long, the bench is wide, the bench is not as long as the pole, and the pole is not as wide as the bench. The pole should be tied to the bench, and the bench should not let the pole tie to the bench.

30. Shi Yong, Shi Yong, studies clocks and watches. After ten winters of hard work, I finally succeeded. Trial, very practical, "The Brave of the Lion" entered the bell, and loved to use it.

3 1, I live in the depths of an Internet cafe and don't know the way back. Sleeping in class by mistake, snoring, woke up all the students.

32. In the end, it will be stormy, and if it isn't, it can't escape. They are still like dead branches and leaves, unable to regenerate!

33. Chatting online is boring in real life. It's the same sex. Why report an error? Just tell the other person to be happy.

34, eight hundred pacesetters ran north slope, artillery ran side by side north slope; The artillery dare not touch the pacesetter, and the pacesetter dare not touch the artillery gun.

35. The monk carries the soup to the tower, and the tower slides the soup and scalds the tower; The monk cooks soup at the top of the tower, and the soup is cooked in the soup sliding tower.

36. One-day life: stress righteousness in the morning, loyalty at noon, luck in the afternoon and strength at night.

37. Eat grapes without spitting grape skins, and spit grape skins without eating grapes.

38. Very strange, very strange. Strangely, the cricket trampled the old hen's balloon and damaged the big machine. This earthworm is 17 feet long.

Eloquence 2 1, the grass is dead, the tree is dead, and Mother Earth seems to be crying. Grief!

2. Trees have been cut down, forests have disappeared, and Siberian winds are cold. It is really cold!

There was a flood and drought disaster, and the farmer's uncle was sweating like a pig. What a tragedy!

The flowers are bright, the grass is green, and the blue sky and white clouds are really beautiful. Take pictures!

5, not good! Not good! So what should we do? Governance!

6. Particulate matter in the air is large enough to compete with mosquitoes and flies. Gross!

7. The tree withered, the leaves turned yellow, and Mother Forest was hurt. Not good!

There is a lot of sewage and garbage, and the ocean will turn black. Terrible!

9, killing animals, cutting plants, the earth wears rags. Not good-looking!

10, ozone layer, in the hole, people have skin diseases. Damn it.

1 1, the sky will be blamed for more waste gas and pollution. Take responsibility!

12, exhaust tail gas, emit black smoke, and black air is flying all over the sky. Choking to death!

13, throw a piece of paper and spit, and a person's life is over. Terrible!

14, many birds, good weather, people and peace. Sleep!

15. Send greeting cards to wish the Spring Festival. Big trees and small trees hate people. Damn it!

16. There are many flowers and trees. You live a happy life here. Sing!

17, the dust settled, the sky was clear, and the desert was never desolate. Great!

18, poor environment, dirty air, indicators are not negotiable. What should I do?

19, sandstorm, scraping, extremely low crop yield. Great!

20, primary school students, collecting batteries, really sensible from an early age. All right! (thumbs up)

2 1, the water source is cut off, the river is dirty, and the people's lives are suffering. What a tragedy!

22, greeting cards look good, greeting cards are good, and tree damage is really bad. Don't!

23, chimney smoke, weather, air need to wash your face. Ugly!

24. The sky turned blue, the water became clear, and everyone knew the white garbage. Very good!

25. Birds were killed, forests were cut down and the natural environment was destroyed. Not good!

26, plastic bags, bamboo chopsticks, urban pollution is really bad. Afraid!

27. Cut down trees and pull weeds, and the earth will die. Call a doctor!

28. There are many forests and resources, and the environmental protection effect is really good. Not bad!

29. The sky turns gray, rivers become dirty, and the ecological environment is harmed. What should I do?

30, more batteries, good batteries, environmental pollution is the most important. Recycling!

3 1, pollution means that people's life expectancy will not increase when they rise. Terrible!

When the flood came, the trees fell and the river roared. Run!

33. The source is clear, the river is clear, and singing and dancing are like fairyland. How beautiful!

34, primary school students, picking up waste products, are not tall and have high character. Awesome!

35, plastic bags, flying all over the sky, the city was smeared. Damn it!

36. When the wind blows, the dust flies, and the old people and children have yellow skin. How dirty!

37. Trees germinated, birds went home and the natural environment was restored. All right!

38. The sky turns yellow, the water turns black, and white garbage is flying all over the sky. How dirty!

39, a variety of trees, a variety of grass, natural disasters will be less. Well done!

Eloquence 3 1, get the word in the dream, gun for gun. Originally a three-legged cat, it added a tiger waist. Walking is powerful and heroic. It's too bad to wake up and watch. The tiger has become a straw bag

2. Today, the netizen "Qiuyu Xia" sent a short message: One day, my brother came to my house to play, and he hurriedly said to me, "Sister, that madman outside is too normal! Eat garbage! " Later, I asked my brother, and he said it was normal for that madman to be in the "crazy world".

3, a girl somewhere can't make it, her face is like a peach blossom, and her heart is like a knife. If you have money today, you will be fine today, and if you don't have money tomorrow, you will forget it.

4. I heard that you are good at practicing Takeshi Kaneshiro, hugging Ekin Cheng, kicking Deric Wan, going to Zhao Benshan, Pan Changjiang, Rosamund Kwan, coming to Aaron Kwok, and playing world bulls in Stephen Chow!

There are four kinds of grass that are the most difficult to get rid of in this life. These four grasses are: grass beside the nest that rabbits don't eat; Good horses don't eat grass; Young grass that old cows like to eat; There is no grass anywhere in the world!

6. Girls are so cute, just like Chinese cabbage in winter. Eating you every day is no exception, no exception. Everyone sees it and everyone loves it.

7. I have a level in my heart and a diploma in my bag. I can rise or fall. I have no moral level, and the vault can fill it. I have a bottle in my left hand and a medicine bottle in my right. I have a vinegar bottle at home and a vase outside!

8. I wrote the message, and I sent it. Short message is a short culture. Greeting is a glass of wine, blessing is a pot of tea, which can be expressed in a few words. I'll pay ten cents, so I won't pull it if it's a treat. Set a time to call!

9. Friends who travel together are called donkey friends, friends who play mahjong together are called horse friends, friends who play cats together are called cat friends, and friends who eat and drink together all day are called evil friends.

10, how to say love? The glass is full of wine. I take one bite after another, and I won't let go when I'm drunk!

1 1, I exchange my infatuation for your sincerity; I gave my love to my chest; Don't be careless with me, but stay with me forever.

12, nice to meet you just now. Guess your heart left and right. A star that will never change, watching the stars with you at the age of 70.

13, looking for you in the southeast and northwest, turning around you, loving you in spring, summer, autumn and winter, holding you in the wind, rain and thunder.

14. Meeting you is purely an act of god. I fell in love with you with all my heart. Love, you have no regrets. Missing you makes me depressed, and I am only satisfied with you.

15. You need a gentleman when you go out, a warrior when you meet gangsters, a car to fight, a taxi if you don't have a car, and a Taoist when you are on a business trip.

16, crazy for you, crazy for you, broke my heart for you. Crazy for you, crazy for you, the sea of suffering is always endless.

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