Provide some English jokes that are not too long.

who are we with?

(who are we with)

2. How are you? how old are you?

why you? why are you always there?

(How are you? How old are you? )

3. You don't bird me, I don't bird you

You don't bird me, and I don't bird you

(You don't bird me, I don't bird you)

4. You have seed I will give you some color to see, brothers! together up ！

you have seed, I will give you some color to see see, brothers, together!

I'll give you some color to see if you have seeds, brother! Together! )

5．hello everybody! if you have something to say,then say! if you have nothing to say,go home! !

If you have something to play, if you have nothing to do, you should leave the DPRK

(Hello everyone! If you have something to say, then say, if you have nothing to say, go home! )

6. You me you me

Same to you

(you, me, you and me)

7. You give me a stop! !

stop!

(You stop it)

8. Know is know is no know is no know

Knowing is knowing, not knowing is not knowing ...

(Knowing is knowing, I don't know)

9. Watchsister

Cousin

(sister on duty)

1. Dragon born dragon, chicken born chicken, mouse'' son can make hole! !

a dragon gives birth to a dragon, a phoenix gives birth to a phoenix, and a mouse's son can make holes!

(a dragon begets a dragon, a chicken begets a chicken, and a mouse can burrow)

11. American Chinese is not enough

(there are not enough American Chinese)

12. One car come one car go, two car pengpeng, People die

description of the scene of the accident

(one car goes, two cars pengpeng, People die of)

13. Heartflower Angry Open

Be elated

(Angry Hearts Bloom)

14. Go past no mistake past

Don't miss it

(There is nothing wrong with the past)

15. Xiaoming: I am sorry! (I'm sorry)

Foreigner: I am sorry too! (I'm sorry, too)

Xiaoming: I am sorry three! (I'm sorry for three)

Foreigner: What are you sorry for? Do you have any regrets? )

Xiao Ming: I am sorry five! (I'm sorry for five years)

16. If you want money, I have no;

if you want life,I have one!

If you want money, it's fatal.

(If you want to make money, I don't. If you want to live, I have one)

17. I call Li old big. To year 25.

My name is Li Laoda, and I'm 25 this year.

(I invite Mr. Li, 25)

18. You have two down sons.

you are good.

(You have two sons)

19. As far as you go to die

As far as you die! ! ! !

(As for your death)

2. I give you face you don't' t wanna face, you lose you face, I turn my face

I give you face, you lose face, I turn my face

(I give you face, you lose face, I want to talk about my face).