Humorous quotes for women who want to lose weight

The women who never lose weight are the ones who clamor to lose weight all day long. We have compiled some humorous quotes about women trying to lose weight, let’s take a look.

1. You must lose weight starting tomorrow.

2. The reason why I am fat is because I keep many things in mind and cannot lose weight.

3. Hold on, don’t eat anything before going to bed. You are so fat, what else do you want!

4. Whenever I eat and drink enough, After everything goes well, I will think of the serious matter of losing weight.

5. You should always be a dead fat guy wearing dirty clothes!

6. Don’t always talk about losing weight. Think about it when you were the skinniest. Five and a half pounds.

7. The more you lose weight when you are hungry, the more fat you will lose. Only when you eat well will you lose weight!

8. One day I will become as thin as a bolt of lightning and light up all of you wretched fat people.

9. If I don’t eat, I will get fat!

10. People want to lose weight, reduce waist and butt, why do you have to start with brain cells.

11. Being fat sucks, but gaining weight is fun.

12. Everything in this world is false, except that you are fat.

13. Those who can’t lose weight are always in a commotion, and those who can’t eat fat have nothing to fear.

14. I promised to lose weight, so I went to eat hot pot again today. It was so delicious.

15. Even the King of Tonga ordered the whole country to lose weight.

16. If you want to lose weight but can’t control your mouth, learning to choose snacks can help you lose weight.

17. White fat is white fat, better than black fat!

18. Anyone who says I don’t need to lose weight is a bad person.

19. I am losing weight. I am neither dieting nor exercising. I am using my mind to lose weight.

20. Thinking that if you don’t lose weight today, you will lose weight together tomorrow.

21. There is a kind of girl who only has two things in her mind: eating and losing weight.

22. My fatness is temporary, but your shortness is lifelong.

23. How many people have said, "Only when you are full can you have the strength to lose weight." Stand up for me.

24. People who didn’t dislike me when I was fat, I will definitely repay you when I lose weight!

25. Since lung cancer is marked on the cigarette packs , why not put a fat sign on the chocolate?

26. If you are broken up, let yourself gain weight, because your heart will be broad and your body will be fat.

27. People who didn’t dislike me when I was fat, I will definitely repay you when I lose weight.

28. People who like you never think you are fat, but people who hate you are afraid that you almost died of fatness.

29. If you don’t lose weight in April, you will be sad in May. Fat people are born to be funny!

30. If you fail to lose weight, you must have a bad weight!

31. Thanks to me being fat, I can squeeze my belly when I’m sad.

32. Keep your mouth shut and open your legs. For a fat guy like me, it is still somewhat useful!

33. Big weight loss at every turning point in life All have ulterior motives.

34. It’s not that we don’t want to lose weight, it’s just that the enemy is too powerful.

35. It’s easy to say that you are fat and depressed when you think about your weight.

36. If you don’t eat enough, how can you have the energy to lose weight?

37. Long time no see, you are as fat as two people!

38. Stop pretending, we both lost weight at the same weight loss center and I see you often.

39. You must come when I lose weight, because seeing you will make me lose my appetite.

40. I missed beach hot pants because of my obesity.

41. No matter how heartless you are, you can only be a fat man with a good heart!

42. Please remember: Fat people have no future! No matter how capable or good-hearted you are, Just a good fat guy.

43. In fact, if you like a girl, buy more things for her to eat. If she gets fat, it will be yours.

44. Starvation, if done well, is called weight loss.

45. Do you want to be a fat person in the eyes of others for the rest of your life?

46. Fat people are not qualified to eat! You must lose weight before talking.

47. There is no willpower to lose weight. I always say I can’t lose weight, but I still can’t help but eat. What’s the best way?

48. Either lose weight or die. In the hedgehog world, being too fat can literally be life-threatening.

49. Every girl who shouts about losing weight has a mouth that can’t stop.

50. No matter how beautiful a fat man is, he is still a well-meaning fat man, and he will never be able to get rid of that shameful title.

51. If you don’t lose weight, winter will be over! Start doing aerobics. If you move today, you will lose weight tomorrow.

52. Only when you are full can you have the strength to lose weight. Oops, it seems that only a chair can understand the pressure of a fat man.

53. Being a stranger in a foreign land, I gain three pounds during the holidays.

54. My three major shortcomings are: one is fat; Without drinking water, there is no way out.

56. Losing weight is like giving up drugs. If you relapse once, all your efforts will be wasted.

57. Fat people are not qualified to eat! Wait until you lose weight.

58. It’s not that I don’t want to lose weight, I’m just afraid of rebounding.

59. Big breasts are just a fig leaf for fat people, and thin legs are just flat-chested figs.

60. Those who want to lose weight but have no willpower and like to eat are hopeless.