He is unhappy. How can I make him laugh? Specific point

A man was starving in the desert when he found the magic lamp. Magic lamp: "I can only realize your one wish." Hurry up, I'm in a hurry. " Man: "I want a wife ..." The magic lamp immediately conjured up a beautiful woman, and then disdainfully said: "I'm starving, and I'm greedy for beauty! Pathetic! " Then he disappeared. Man: "... bread. The earthworm family was bored this day, so the little earthworm cut himself in two to play badminton. Mother earthworm thinks this method is good, so she cuts herself into four pieces to play mahjong. Father earthworm thought about it and cut himself into minced meat. Mother earthworm cried and said, "why are you so stupid?" You will die if you cut so hard! "Father Earthworm said weakly:" ... suddenly wanted to play football. 5. The tortoise and the rabbit raced ... The rabbit quickly ran to the front ... The tortoise saw a snail crawling slowly ... and said to him: Come on, I'll carry you ... Then ... the snail climbed up ... After a while, the tortoise saw an ant again ... and said to him: Come on, too ... When the ant came up, he saw the snail above, just like. Do you know what the snail said? Snail said: hurry up, this turtle is so fast ... 6. A man and a woman are eating. Girls keep asking boys: Do you love me? The boy looked at the girl and went on eating dinner. The girl was very angry and asked, Do you love me? The boy finally said: Love girls, and asked: Then how do you prove it? Suddenly, the boy took out thirty dollars from his pocket and asked the girl, do you have ten dollars? The girl gave the boy ten yuan ... the boy put forty yuan on the table for a while ... The girl was very angry and asked the boy: Do you want to prove that you love me? The boy said: I have proved it! ! ! Forty is just around the corner! 7. I visited a snack street one day and found that there were shops selling egg towers, each of which looked delicious. I want to buy one to try. I asked the clerk, "Excuse me, is this sold separately?" The clerk said, "No, it's Japanese." One day, a family caught fire, and both parents escaped, leaving only one son inside. Mother nervously shouted outside the house, "Son, what are you doing?" The son replied, "I'm wearing socks." Mother said, "What socks do you wear when it is on fire?" Five minutes later, my son hasn't come out yet ... Mom shouted nervously. Come out ~ it's on fire, I'm still inside ... the son said, "I'm taking off my socks." ...... A man went fishing by the river and put a leaf ~ no fish took the bait for a long time, so he changed a piece of bread ~ no fish took the bait for a long time ~ so he had to change earthworms ~ no fish took the bait for a long time ~ ~ He was very angry and took out 100r. Buy it yourself! ! ! 10, a German, a Frenchman and a Japanese are going to work in the mine. The boss is American. He said to the Germans, "You have a good physique and are in charge of coolies. He said to the French, "You said you were an engineer in charge of the mining plan. To the Japanese, he said, "You are very thin. You are in charge of supply. Then every other week, they start to work. A few days later, the Germans and the French found that the Japanese had disappeared. After searching for a long time, they decided to go back to work first. When the Germans started, the Japanese suddenly jumped out and shouted, "Surprise! 1 1, "I can't see things too far away," the patient said to the ophthalmologist. "Please follow me," the doctor took the patient outside and pointed to the sun in the sky. "What do you think that is?" "the sun." The patient replied. "Then how far do you want to see! One day, the animals smelled an unpleasant smell in front of Guan Gong Temple. The snake said, "I am too young to fart so smelly." It must be a cow. "The cow said," I don't fart so smelly when I eat grass. " The pig said, "people who fart will blush." Suddenly, Guan Gong rushed out, knocked the pig away, and said, "How many times have I told you, I was born blushing. 13 One day, a man met God ... God suddenly kindly gave that man a wish ... God asked ... Do you have any wishes ... The man thought about it ... I heard that cats have nine lives ... Please give me nine lives ... God said ... Your wish came true ... One day, that man was idle and bored ... Strangely, their smiles after death ... The funeral home manager was puzzled and asked pol.ice: Why did their faces become _? The policeman said: It's ... It's a long story ... Look at the man on the left ... He and his wife spend * * a moment at most in the spring night ... I can't stand it ... The administrator replied: Alas ... I would like to die in the flowers ... It's romantic to be a ghost ... How did the middle one die? Policeman: The one in the middle ... Oh, he ... is really a human tragedy ... He was walking on the road ... Suddenly, he heard that he won the first prize ... the prize money exceeded 700 million yuan ... When he was laughing happily ... he was hit by an oncoming car ... As a result ... the administrator replied, alas .. he really didn't have enough luck to enjoy the rest of his life ... The administrator replied: ... this is a bit wrong. Why did he laugh when he was struck by lightning? ... the policeman said: because after he climbed the tree, he thought ... someone took a picture of him. ...