Internet funny sentences

1. Why should a good grain of rice ruin a pot of mouse droppings?

2. You are small among the crowd, but great in the pigsty!

3. The most hurtful words always come from the gentlest mouth.

4. Breaking up is boring. Let’s play divorce if we can!

5. If you want to dig a well, you must dig it until the water comes out.

6. A man may not be handsome, but he must have taste.

7. Face the fucked-up life with a bullshit attitude.

8. From heaven to hell, I am just passing through the world.

9. A man’s strength is the RMB in his pocket.

10. As long as a person is alert, everything becomes fun.

11. I never believe that we can be friends after a breakup.

12. The fat is so thick that it’s uncomfortable to move!

13. The waves spread forward, burying the remaining mess.

14. I am very attractive, so you have to be patient and watch.

15. Missing after a breakup is not called yearning, it’s called shame!

16. A woman’s heart cannot be seen clearly because her breasts are too thick.

17. I smoke because it hurts my lungs, not my heart.

18. I understand you like a farmer uncle understands manure.

19. The only person missing from Notre Dame de Paris is you.

20. Carrying my full nostalgia, you are drifting away.

21. Those times that are allowed to be squandered are called youth!

22. Don’t be sad for the old and waste new tears!

23. Color is emptiness. Tonight, I want to be empty.

24. Winter is here, does your mother force you to wear long johns?

25. Those times that are allowed to be squandered are called youth.

26. Brother’s tolerance is not your capital to make trouble.

27. A thousand-mile horse often exists, but a female thousand-mile horse does not often exist.

28. Life is half memory and half continuation.

29. Play with emotions and I will make you cry rhythmically!

30. Life is like toilet paper. Use it as little as possible.

31. After eating FamilyMart, we become a family.

32. We are talking about business now, not love.

33. I want to condense my life into a joke.

34. Only when you get hurt yourself can you learn to be smart.

35. Cough! Say what you should say and whisper what you shouldn't.

36. I am not Baidu, so don’t ask me everything!

37. Life can be made easy, but life can also be exquisite!

38. Who is responsible for the ups and downs of the vast earth? I am the only demon lord.

39. Don’t call me otaku, please call me Madame Curie.

40. Others attract bees and butterflies, but you attract flies.

41. If you use a honey trap, I will follow it.

42. I think the earth is so dangerous. I miss Mars.

43. You look so creative and live with courage.

44. Emotions control me, and you control my emotions.

45. I am waiting for your care, and my heart is closed waiting for it!

46. No height, no grace, just a beer belly.

47. Don’t say I have changed, just say you are tired of it.

48. It was not the bullet, but the beauty that killed the beast.

49. I can’t live on just relying on memories.

50. Don’t show me your face, treat yourself as a palette.

51. A tailor who doesn’t want to be a cook is not a good driver.

52. Ouch, this dog can still talk, what a miracle!

53. Waiting for your concern, waiting until I close my heart.

54. As long as you live a better life than me, I can’t stand it.

55. Even if the sky falls, there will still be tall people holding it up.

56. As a typical failure, you are actually very successful.

57. A lifetime is so long, so what are the years of waiting for you?

58. Oh my god, I can’t even wash myself off after I jumped into the Sea of ??Japan.

59. I don’t know what love is, and what are you and me?

60. It’s been a long time since anyone has boasted so freshly.

61. You use a 2b pencil to describe your sb life.

62. People say that my sister is beautiful, but in fact it’s all because of her makeup.

63. Loneliness and boredom are a manifestation of inner emptiness.

64. People say that my sister is beautiful, but in fact it’s all because of her makeup.

65. Qin Nu didn’t know that her country was subjugated and she hated going out, but she still carried a Dolan shield.

66. It is better to fail in thought and moral character than to have no thought at all.

67. Life is like toilet paper. Use as little toilet paper as possible!

68. He looked so excited, as if he had drunk urine sugar.

69. There is no other god in this world except me.

70. People who laugh at me, please brush your teeth white first.

71. Walking with time is unforgettable.

72. Stop talking about your ideals with me. I have been quitting for several years.

73. What is money? It's something I don't have.

74. The most difficult choice in the world is to choose one of the two.

75. On the road to awesomeness, I ran all the way!

76. I declare in the present tense: you belong to me.

77. A person’s mind will be narrow if he has many desires, and wide if he has few desires.

78. Since you know it well, why bother with sensational words.

79. What relationship are we talking about? Talking about feelings hurts money!

80. If you don’t like others, it’s because you don’t have enough self-cultivation.

81. Don’t be afraid Japan, don’t you have Ultraman?

82. If I don’t hit you, you don’t know that I am both civil and military.

83. The sky is vast and the fields are vast, and a pack of wolves appears at the end of the world.

84. Even if I can’t see you, my heart won’t hurt.

85. Little girl, come and sign a 70-year contract with me.

86. It is better to hit a wall than to be in a wall at home.

87. The more sad you are, the more you listen to love songs. It’s called fighting fire with fire.

88. Life is like a teapot. If you don’t open the teapot, you will lift it.

89. These two lips are like a big plate.

90. Real dinosaurs glow at night when the lights are turned off.

91. If you dare to touch my bottom line, I will send you to the hospital.

92. As time goes by, the person I love is still you.

93. The higher the online rate, the more lonely the person is.

94. There is no doubt that I am the poor man in your dreams.

95. I am L’Oréal Paris, you deserve it!

96. I’m afraid of hair. If my breasts fall off, the scar will be as big as a bowl.

97. Seven lessons light up my future.

98. When I’m drunk, I won’t accept anyone, so I’ll hold on to the wall.

99. I just want to defecate quietly and indulge in nostalgia.

100. College is the best time for girls to develop breasts.

101. If you are still young after visiting brothels, please use Huiren Shenbao.

102. To learn tolerance, you must have a tolerant love!

103. There’s no need to compete with me, I know you can’t afford it.

104. Every task is a red light, illuminating my future.

105. You let people pedal once a day, you are a bicycle.

106. Knowing that you are not doing well makes me feel at ease.

107. This world: If you don’t seek death, just wait to die!

108. Be a person who hovers between Cow A and Cow C.

109. I envy Canrong whether it’s love or friendship.

110. It is better to hit a wall than to be in a wall at home.

111. I haven’t eaten for several days, and everyone looks like a pancake.

112. You are not a cactus, so why are you so strong?

113. If you love me, please raise your hands. If you don’t love me, please stand on your head.

114. The movement of heaven is constant. It will not exist for Yao, nor will it perish for Jie.

115. I would rather not have a birthday without you.

116. Even though I lied to you, you have to believe me!

117. My lazy smile is an elegance you don’t understand.

118. Saving is creating. Saving is a virtue.

119. Find a beautiful female gangster and provoke me whenever you have nothing to do.

120. If you want to leave, just leave. I don’t have to pester you.