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England was asked about the silent ball.

The European Cup Group D between England and Scotland is a tacit match. Choosing opponents in the knockout matches is very consistent with the characteristics of corrupt countries and the tradition of stirring up shit sticks. Britain has always been an appropriate and independent tonality in making rules and playing rules. It has been recorded since ancient times. People respect the rules, but they are not ashamed to profit from them. There is no shame in pursuing self-interest. There are four football associations in Britain. This time, except Northern Ireland, all the other three Football Association teams have entered the European Cup. England, Scotland and Wales are called "three minor deaths". At present, they are still alive after two rounds, which is a great joy.

England was asked what the silent ball was all about. Come and have a look with me.

The rise of the empire: England beat Iran 6-2 in the FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022 group match

The "King Star" of the Three Lions Corps has always been an indispensable element of the World Cup. With the great authority of the global English media, no matter what the final record and the confrontation scene are, every time England goes to the world series, there is always a hot topic and fame. I am more familiar with the Premier League. In the top 32 World Cup, the team I am most looking forward to is this team with a good reputation but obviously mixed red and black, and the wives outside the court compete for each other, and the international value is getting higher and higher.

The Iranian team on the other side, as the first benchmarking team in tooling Asia, is not outstanding in the state of going out. The confusion in the internal management of the Iranian Football Association is also staggering. After Croatian coach Skocic led the Iranian team to break through the 12 Asian World Cup finals and win the World Cup tickets, there was a split within the Iranian team in the face of fairly good World Cup grouping results. Taji, the former president of the Iranian Football Association, was re-elected in August, and the players split into two factions with different opinions. Finally, Skocic, who led the team to the World Cup, suddenly left class, and Tajie invited back the coach Queiroz, who had been furious about salary. Hehe, a few months before the start of the World Cup, I forced away the main players who made great achievements. I can only say that the skills of Iranian Football Association officials are in the "palace fight".

In fact, off-site pickling will only drag down the "Persian warriors" whose hard power is already weak. From a competitive point of view, the strength of this Iranian team seems to be not as strong as that of the last World Cup (18 Russia, Iran surprised Portugal and Spain in a cold sweat and almost pushed Spain out). Azmun, a former demon, was lost in the chaos of Bayer Leverkusen this season, and he obviously couldn't do it without any gains and injuries. Jahan Bakhash, captain of the national team, played for Brighton in the Premier League for two years before, but his performance in Seagull is really not worth mentioning, and his playing space will be swept away by his old rivals from England.

From this point of view, the only key figure that "Persian fighter" can rely on is Taremi, whose feet are burning in Porto this season. After the starting lineup came out, there was basically no suspense in the formation of the two teams. After sacrificing several rounds of Europa League debugging lineup in June, southgate finally temporarily put down his obsession with the three central defenders and solidly established a mature system of four defenders and two wings in Qi Fei. Needless to say, Queiroz's tenacious defense is the unique skill of this respected coach who has been running Persian boxers for many years. The point of contention in this competition must be whose LAM Raymond volcano can destroy each other's cities faster.

Five defenders held their ground, while the Iranian team kept a low profile and tried not to concede a goal. The solemnity and sacredness of the World Cup itself, as well as the sense of honor of home and country, have given these "dogs" who are not as strong as traditional teams a source of fighting spirit for desperate defense. Iranians, who are famous for their strong physical confrontation and solid defensive quality, have filled the hinterland of the middle road. They are big, and they are not afraid to fight the British. Even if Kane retreats frequently as a fulcrum, there is not much room for frontal infiltration. However, this is not enough to keep southgate out of it. After all, he created the best and most effective attack system in the Three Lions Corps, which was mainly based on the crossing of two wings.

The turning point of the game came really early. As a traditional strong team, England skillfully uses the changeable free kick and corner kick tactics to create opportunities for itself to break the deadlock. And there are really many passing points of the Three Lions Corps. With the help of Trippier and Kane's set-pieces, Sterling and Si Tong, who were lying in the back, almost finished the goal. It is also in this set-piece tactic that the defensive core of the Iranian team's backcourt, the goalkeeper Beran Wander, who has the "unicorn arm" pitching stunt, accidentally collided with his teammates and broke his nose. This collision made me feel my nose, which really hurt!

Absolute fighter Belan Wander, with a broken nose, still has to fight for his country. What a good man! It was from the moment when Belanwande, who was one arm long, was forced to retire with a broken nose that the Iranians on both sides of the England team were under great pressure. Even defenders with five guards and two wings can hardly hold the support point of the flank point to point like Saka and Sterling, so teammates must help the defense. What's more, there are wingers such as Trippier and Luke Shaw who are good at assisting from behind, and Bellingham, a middle helper who runs widely and is good at circuitous. To put it simply, the Three Lions Corps gradually tore open the defense line of the Iranian team, which was physically more than enough, but not very flexible.

The intensive defense of the stakes can't keep up with the tacit understanding of the English team, and the Iranians lack the midfield to realize this and fill in the blanks in time. Therefore, what we can see is that although there are Iranian central defenders like Sessimig, the body models of Saka people and others can be crushed. However, every time England launches a cross, under careful observation, the Iranian team often has troubles such as missing people and misplaced defense in its own restricted area. After all, the sheer number of defensive players can't cover all the gaps after all, and it's even more difficult to limit these talented "emperor stars" in England to shine in a suitable tactical system.

Bellingham was completely unprepared when Luke Shaw kicked off, and Iran's defense system was riddled with holes. When an accurate outer arc cross was sent and Bellingham was hit on the forehead after being warned, the short stalemate stage of the game actually came to an end. Obviously, it is in its own restricted area, but the space between the Iranian defense line and the lower back is comparable to the prairie, which makes Bellingham, a young BMW worth over 100 million, gallop freely. After losing the ball, the Iranian team had no choice but to give up the original low defense. Persian soldiers, who were originally compressed in their own half, changed from sticking to abandoning shields and charging, took the initiative to open the formation and began to attack. In this case, Iranians who are already inflexible can no longer leave the gap behind. The Iranian team, which was heavily pressed, completely exposed the dead hole that the center and the backcourt were out of touch, and the players' sports ability was poor and they could not catch up in time. As a result, the flying fairy of Saka people and Sterling's easy eating of cakes soon appeared. Although the two goals were only separated by three or four minutes, they looked like two acupuncturists, which eased the Iranian team's struggling counterattack.

Iran's central defender is too inflexible and has little resistance to clever players like Saka and Sterling. Benefiting from the new substitution rules, Queiroz and southgate, two coaches, let more main players recuperate almost without any suspense in the second half, and at the same time, run in the substitute lineup. But the 45-minute goal in the second half and the content produced by the game were nothing at all, which also made me know more about England's long and short boards in the game. Although the two goals of Saka and La Herford, who came off the bench, occurred in different time periods, they were all efficient manifestations of southgate's quick counterattack tactics-the combination of the edge and the middle: the player holding the ball in the middle pulled the Iranian team's defensive formation, took out the position of the central defender and gave it to the teammates who followed on both sides, who could directly use the space behind the defender who had been drawn away to easily find the inside space and successfully hit the goal.

Saab played calmly and sharply today, with a sense of sophistication that doesn't match his age. I mean, England's quick counterattack is simple and efficient. Facing the opponents with weak hard power, the scene control ability of the Three Lions Corps has been greatly improved. These new generation of English supernovae, such as Forden, Saka, Les, Mount and Bellingham, are definitely not as "rough" as their predecessors. It can even be said that their aura and reasonable vision are not like the "English players" in the traditional concept of fans. Even in the face of the hot giants like Brazil and Argentina who have won the World Cup, if the Three Lions can sink their hearts and fight back, they can compete for it. Of course, the emperors should also ensure their peace of mind in the competition. Can the Three Lions Corps, which is dominated by young players, continue to ensure tactical implementation when the wind blows? Taremi's brilliant goal was when England scored four goals in a row, and the backcourt was a little relaxed. He seized the defects of keeping a long distance between the English central defenders and slow landing speed, but he was alert to the corner kick, which was very wonderful.

In the knockout stage, a moment's negligence can indeed be fatal. After nearly half an hour of injury stoppage time in the first and second half, the goal war has come to an end. From the 18 World Cup in Russia, I really saw the growth of the English team from session to session. Of course, after only one group match, it is still too early to draw conclusions about the future of the Three Lions Cup. In the last World Cup, England also scored six goals in the group stage, but the record of the last four teams was not good enough because of the lack of tests along the way. At this time, it is not appropriate to be too high-profile. However, I think that under the background that the momentum of this World Cup and European traditional strong teams is somewhat weak due to various factors, perhaps the vibrant England team will bring you some more convincing surprises?

Heroes have been teenagers since ancient times, and now it is time for young British lions to shout to the sky.

Isn't England and Scotland just a tacit understanding ball? It's all a conspiracy, there's no conspiracy

The European Cup Group D between England and Scotland is a tacit match. Choosing opponents in the knockout matches is very consistent with the characteristics of corrupt countries and the tradition of stirring up shit sticks. Britain has always been an appropriate and independent tonality in making rules and playing rules. It has been recorded since ancient times. There are more than 800 copies of Magna Carta that the British people are most proud of, "bearing the spirit of the English nation and opening up the civilization of the rule of law". It was also torn up after signing, which led to a civil war and was promulgated many times later. People respect the rules, but they are not ashamed to profit from them. There is no shame in pursuing self-interest.

There are four football associations in Britain. This time, except Northern Ireland, all the other three Football Association teams have entered the European Cup. England, Scotland and Wales are called "three minor deaths". At present, they are still alive after two rounds, which is a great joy. The strongest team must be England and the weakest team is Scotland. All three teams are likely to qualify. As long as Scotland knocks Croatia to death in the final round of the group stage, it will be more stable to win two more goal difference. England can choose opponents according to the situation of Group E and Group F, and it is possible to qualify in a draw or lose. Winning Group I and Group II may be the most stable, and it may avoid Germany, France and Portugal, especially Germany. Scotland is not important. With this silent ball, it scored a point, which reserved the possibility of the group's third or even second qualifying. It's the same for anyone you meet in the current knockout round. Wales doesn't have to worry. After sending away the turkey, there is basically no worry.

England and Scotland have been divided, but this does not affect that they remain the same. The Czech Republic and Croatia are on their own in this group. If they can win this "second small" cleanly in the last round, it is possible to send the two goods home together. Then this silent ball is the biggest joke of this European Cup. Although it is unlikely, it is worth looking forward to. The high probability is that Scotland and Croatia will draw and go home hand in hand, ensuring that even if England loses, it will get the second place in the group without shame.

The rules of the European Cup are very strict, and there is no conspiracy theory. The group stage has always been all kinds of ulterior motives. The Nordic brothers teamed up 2-2 at a time, and the English were better at it and played better. Corruption is the birthplace of exquisite egoists, and it can pretend that the present is like poetry and distance. So, give a piece of advice to the fans who stay up late to watch the ball. In the final round of the group stage, watch the ball quietly without going to the rooftop. The most difficult knife for spinach manufacturers to harvest leeks is in the final round of the group stage.