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Contents of Happy Baby: Ice Love Story
Chapter 1
"I leave it to you, the cold-hearted Superman. You understand." In a slightly dark room, the commander of the Disheartened Star took a puff of his cigar. He slowly exhaled circles of white smoke and ordered in a deep voice. "It's the commander." The owner of the voice in a corner said respectfully without any emotion.
After a while, at the door of the house - a man with sky blue waterfall-like long hair, a white sleeveless jacket and bloomers, and finally a pair of white boots with a pair of butterfly decorations on them. The girl with clear and transparent light blue eyes like diamonds walked to the door. Just as she was about to knock on the door, the boy with fiery red hair suddenly pushed the door open with great force. Then the girl with sky blue hair jumped slightly and was almost killed. Hit. "Let's go out and play!" I saw the red-haired boy - Happy Superman holding a basketball and going out with all the supermen. At this time, they saw the cold-hearted Superman, and a look of surprise flashed in everyone's eyes.
Wearing a pink Superman suit with dark green twin ponytails draped over her shoulders, the cute teenage girl reached out in a friendly manner: "Hello, I am Sweetheart Superman. You are very similar to us. You are..." "Cold-hearted Superman." The girl with sky blue hair replied coldly. Sweetheart Superman knew he was bored, so he put his hand away in embarrassment. At this time, the cold-hearted Superman thought: Oh? Is this the Sweetheart Superman? He is a very nice person and very courageous. But...it's hard to cook. "I am the eternal male protagonist who is loved by everyone, who sees flowers blooming and cars with flat tires - the playboy Superman." He has a golden pineapple head, healthy bronze skin, wearing a green outfit, holding a bottle in his mouth The young man said with a red rose in bud. The cold-hearted Superman ignored the playboy Superman who thought he was narcissistic and walked towards the boy who almost hit her and the two boys beside him. (Playboy beat me up~>_<~) Playboy Superman was immediately petrified and then shattered. . . . . . "Hey, you are..." "I am Happy Superman." The red-haired boy smiled. "I...I forgot what to say." The boy with brown hair, a few cute freckles on his face, and blue clothes scratched his head in embarrassment. Everyone fainted when they heard Decisiveness... The cold-hearted Superman was speechless: Is this the Careless Superman? So careless... Cold-hearted Superman knows so much because her boss, General Daguai, gave Cold-hearted Superman some knowledge about supermen. "He's the careless Superman," added the warm-hearted and kind-hearted Sweetheart Superman. "Beware of Superman." The young man with broken black hair, dark red pupils showing perseverance, cute little tiger teeth at the corners of his mouth, a black Superman suit and the yellow logo unique to the Disheartened Planet on his chest all showed his determination. Extraordinary spirit. Careful Superman quickly twisted the blue Rubik's Cube in his hand and gave a brief answer without raising his head. Well, he is worthy of being a careful Superman, he really talks very little... The cold-hearted Superman lowered his head and thought to himself. At this time, Happy Superman asked with a smile: "Cold-hearted Superman, where do you live?" "I...have no home..." Cold-hearted Superman lowered his head and whispered. At this time, the playboy Superman might have wanted to express himself, so he made an invitation like a gentleman: "Cold-hearted Superman, why don't you live in our house." The cold-hearted Superman thought to himself: Haha, I didn't expect to sneak in so easily. ,Very good. The cold-hearted Superman pretended to be grateful and agreed.
Chapter 2 The supermen finally persuaded Dr. Zhai through persuasion, and successfully let the cold-hearted superman move into Zhai's house. That night - "Cold-hearted Superman, you can sleep here, you're welcome." "Thank you." "Everyone go to bed!" Happy Superman is playing... "Passed another level! Great! "Look at the flirtatious Superman... he's actually applying a facial mask again! Sweet Superman is researching new dishes... Beware of Superman playing with the Rubik's Cube... Careless Superman... "I forgot..." Seeing such a chaotic scene, Cold-Hearted Superman sighed and walked straight towards the kitchen. I quickly made some small desserts and sprinkled some sleeping pills into the desserts before bringing them out. "Everyone, let's try the desserts I made." "It's great, there's something to eat." Happy Superman ran over quickly, grabbed a few desserts and stuffed them into his mouth. "Is it delicious?" Fancy Superman asked tentatively. "Yeah!" Happy Superman nodded vigorously. "I'll have a taste." "I'll have a taste too." Everyone gradually became sleepy after tasting Leng Xin Superman's snacks, and they all fell asleep. Leng Xin Superman couldn't wake up no matter how hard he tried. "Good job, cold-hearted superman." At this time, the big monster and the little monster climbed in from the window without knowing it. "What are you doing here?" Cold-hearted Superman said coldly.
The big monster acted coolly and put on an ugly posture and said: "We are here to come on. Come on! Come on!" "It's boring. Get out! Qian Yu is frozen!" In an instant, all the big and small monsters were knocked out by the cold-hearted Superman. "Crazy. Let's complete the commander's mission." Cold-hearted Superman muttered in a low voice. "So you're here to kill Caution Superman and the others." At some point, Jialuo had already transformed back into his human form and was ready to fight. "Who are you?" "Admiral of the Knights of Adri Star - Garro." "Huh, summon from the air - sadistic superman." Chapter 3 After a gust of wind, a dark purple crooked ponytail with amber eyes , a girl wearing a navy blue dress like a queen appeared next to the cold-hearted Superman. "Leng Xin, why are you looking for me?" "Help me control him, cruel heart." "Owe me a favor. Sad heart obsessed!" Gradually Jialuo couldn't hold on anymore and lost consciousness... Be careful of Superman, I'm sorry, I can't protect you. You... Jialuo's eyes became very dull, and he could no longer resist the sadistic Superman and the others. "Galo, kill the supermen!" The sadistic superman said proudly. "Yes." Garro's hand turned into a knife and chopped off his former friend... "Ah! My head hurts..." Cold-hearted Superman squatted down and covered his head. For some reason, he didn't want the supermen to die... " No! Cold-hearted coma!" Cold-hearted Superman released powerful coma energy, making everyone within three miles forget what happened just now and fall asleep. (Except Sadistic Superman.) "Cold Heart, you..." Sadistic Superman was speechless, "You betrayed the Commander!" Cold-hearted Superman argued: "No, I didn't! I want to use Superman to eradicate the star planet. "Forget it, I'll go back first." The sadistic Superman left helplessly. My head finally stopped hurting, but I was Superman’s enemy. Is it right to help the enemy? Who are you? "Ah~" After being tired for a long time, the cold-hearted Superman was also sleepy and fell asleep on the sofa unconsciously...
Chapter 4
"Monsters are really useless, and they have to I'm here to kill you." "Hmph, let the protagonist take care of you!" Huaxin Superman is in narcissism again~ "Be careful with Shunzhan!" Huaxin Superman is crazy: "Damn it, be careful that you steal the spotlight again!" "What? She's actually careful that Superman's moves can't hurt her!" Dr. Zhai was worried. (Don’t think she’s cool, it’s just her defense that’s strong.) “Everyone, come together!” “Okay!” (Except for the cold-hearted Superman, the cold-hearted Superman teleported to a dark place...) “Happy Iron Fist!” “Lovely Heart” Magnetism!" "Sweetheart Bubble!" "Are you looking down on me too?" There are many shields surrounding Superman. All attacks were blocked. The Playful Superman said angrily: "Damn it, our attacks can't hurt her at all." "Although her defense is very strong, her attack power is not high." At some point, the Cold-Hearted Superman had teleported to the side of the Playful Superman. Happy Superman asked: "Cold-hearted Superman, how did you know? By the way, where did you go just now?" "Observe. Isn't it strange that the man in black has been defending and didn't attack us?" Sweetheart Superman: "Then we What should we do? Her defense is so high, we can't hurt her at all." Leng Xin Superman thought for a moment: "If we attack continuously, we can lower her defense." "Happy Boomerang." The invincible drill! "Sweetheart attack wave!" "Careless missiles." "Qian Yubing." (How can a cold-hearted superman hurt his friend? It's just a pretense. ) "Hmph, you want to hurt me? It's a joke. Heart-wrenching rebound shield!" Superman's attacks were all reflected back at him. Careless Superman: "Damn it, you are so despicable." "Despicable hahaha~ It's a joke, it's because you are incompetent! Haha!" Except for the cold-hearted Superman, the other supermen have been seriously injured and have no ability to fight anymore... At this most important time , Garo transformed back into human form and prepared to fight. "Come on, Jialuo, we must defeat her." "I'm here to help, too." "Cold-hearted Lingwu!" Jialuo's hand turned into a knife and cooperated with Cold-hearted Superman. After a long battle, he finally defeated the cruel-hearted Superman^ω^( Cold-Hearted Superman could actually defeat her quickly and smoothly with the Dark Abyss, but he was just lazy:-P.) Sadistic Superman: "Damn it, I will definitely teach you a lesson again." Sadistic Superman and the others withdrew... …
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