Laugh at your cold jokes in minutes.

1. One day, the mouse met the elephant, and the mouse said something to the elephant, which startled the elephant. The next day, the elephant met the mouse. The elephant said Hu to the mouse and scared the mouse to death. Because the mouse said to the elephant, "elephant, I am pregnant with your child." The elephant said to the mouse, "Mouse, shall we do it again?"

One day, the cow gave the donkey a difficult problem, asking which of the two bugs under the word "stupid" is male and which is female. The donkey racked his brains, but he still couldn't answer. The cow replied, "What an ass! Male left and female right! " "

3. Two frogs fell in love and got married for many days and gave birth to a baby after marriage. The male frog happily picked up the baby and took a closer look. It was really a toad! The male frog was furious and grabbed his wife's neck tightly. "Tell me, what is this?" With tears in her eyes, the mother frog managed to suppress a sentence: "I had plastic surgery before I met you."

I attended the college students' party yesterday. Dinner starts at 6 pm. One of my classmates said that he was working overtime and couldn't get off work until nine o'clock in the evening. We thought he couldn't catch up. He came on time. Did we ask him to take time off? He said, "I didn't ask for leave. I brought the company's punch card machine. I can find an exit at the hotel at 9 pm and punch out. "

5. A couple came to the wishing pool. The husband bent down, made a wish and threw a coin into the well. My wife also wanted to make a wish, but when she bent down, she accidentally fell into the well. The husband was surprised, then smiled and said to himself, "What a fucking spirit!" "

6. One day, my husband came home to see his wife's hair dyed golden yellow and sighed: the sugarcane head turned into corncob. The next day, my wife came home and permed her hair into curls. Husband: Hey, the corn has been fried into popcorn.

7. One envies that men in the old society can have three wives and four concubines. On his wedding night, he dared to tell his ideal to the bride. The bride is considerate and affectionate. She said, I will be your wife. From now on, I will change my name to the third wife. As long as we work together in Qi Xin, I will give you a daughter and make you a fourth concubine within a year. In this way, your wish will come true soon.

8. Civet cats chase mice when they see them, but they can't catch them. So the civet asked the fox, "Why can't I catch up with the mouse?" The fox told the cat, "the mouse can't walk in a straight line, so it hides." Did you run straight when a blind cat killed a mouse? "

9. The man chased the bus until he got home.