Who has a joke ~ suitable for colleagues to get together ~

Computer vendor: Are you satisfied with the product? User: Generally speaking, it's ok, but the cup holder is not strong. Computer manufacturer: shelf? Should the product have no cup holder? User: That's the one that says 52X.

A patient has a blood test in the hospital. The beautiful female nurse pricked her finger and found that there was no tampon, so she put the patient's finger in her mouth. The patient was moved to tears and said:

"Can I have a urine test?"

I heard that you quit your female secretary. What did she do wrong? "I told her I love you. She typed this sentence and asked me to sign it. " ?

The daughter asked her mother, "Was Dad shy before?" ? "If he wasn't shy, you would be at least four years older now!" ?

Patient: "Doctor, you left your scissors in my stomach." "Never mind, I have another one."

The teacher asked a question in class: What are the similarities between rotten radish and pregnant women? A: It's all caused by bugs! B smarter. A: It's too late!

Part I: Hahahahaha, Part II: Hehehehehehehehehehehehe. Horizontal batch: there is something wrong with the nerve.

A drunk came home, climbed into bed to wake his wife and said, "honey, our house is haunted!" " "His wife sat up and said," what did you say? "The drunk said," I went to the toilet when I came back just now. As soon as I opened the door, the light came on. " His wife said:

"Really?" He nodded vigorously and said, "It's true!" His wife thought for a moment and said, "Do you still feel the evil wind blowing?" He quickly said, "Yes! How do you know? " His wife slapped him hard and said:

"You fool! This is the third time you have drunk too much and peed in the refrigerator! "

Two birds saw a hunter aiming at them.

One said, you protect the scene and I'll call the police!

Two drunks are driving at full speed.

A: "Be careful! There is a sharp turn ahead. "

B: "What? Aren't you driving? "

A customer ran into the tailor's shop angrily.

Pointing to the fashion designed by the shopkeeper for him, he said, "I stood on the street corner yawning and two people put letters in my mouth!" " "

An obstetrician and gynecologist started his own business,

After returning home on the first day, his wife asked him, "How did you behave today?"

The doctor replied, "It's not too bad. Although neither the mother nor the baby was saved, the baby's father was finally saved. "

China, Americans and Jews drink together.

Three fly flew into their drinks,

Americans have an important drink,

China people drank it carelessly,

The Jew caught the fly and shouted, spit it out! Spit out your drink!